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Anonymous 8/6/2025, 7:34:40 AM No.40863223 [Report] >>40863251 >>40863281 >>40863358 >>40864054 >>40864060 >>40864327 >>40864369 >>40864625 >>40867021
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Is Jesus walking the earth as a sleeper agent?
Anonymous 8/6/2025, 7:42:22 AM No.40863251 [Report] >>40863268
>>40863223 (OP)
they made me trans as a baby
Anonymous 8/6/2025, 7:45:10 AM No.40863268 [Report]
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>>40863251
Anonymous 8/6/2025, 7:46:31 AM No.40863281 [Report]
>>40863223 (OP)
Doubt it, but it's a pretty cool concept for a story.
Anonymous 8/6/2025, 8:02:51 AM No.40863358 [Report]
>>40863223 (OP)
omg he's probably literally me
no wait it can't I'm just a Nobody (tm)
Anonymous 8/6/2025, 11:56:28 AM No.40864054 [Report]
>>40863223 (OP)
No, I'm awake now.
Anonymous 8/6/2025, 11:57:55 AM No.40864060 [Report]
>>40863223 (OP)
no, look at jesus like an archangel
Anonymous 8/6/2025, 1:47:04 PM No.40864327 [Report]
>>40863223 (OP)
Read Revelations to find out.
Anonymous 8/6/2025, 2:02:13 PM No.40864369 [Report] >>40864788 >>40864848
>>40863223 (OP)
Yeah, the true revolution is here. It’s going to be a prison break.
Anonymous 8/6/2025, 3:04:53 PM No.40864625 [Report]
>>40863223 (OP)
Jesus was crucified 1,995 years ago.
Anonymous 8/6/2025, 3:47:21 PM No.40864788 [Report]
>>40864369
You sonnofabich I'm in
Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:07:01 PM No.40864848 [Report]
>>40864369
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNdKA88_FPw
Anonymous 8/7/2025, 12:11:45 AM No.40867021 [Report]
>>40863223 (OP)
Jesus was the first zombie. Trust me bro. It was revealed to me in a dream.