redpill me about alien probing your anus.

>>40863625 (OP)
when your anus gets tight , chances are, you've been probed.

It's a meme that was created to stop people from talking about alien abductions, now if you do normies will reply with "hurr hurr did they put something up ur butt?".

>>40863625 (OP)
Well, it's a blue board, so we can't get explicit here...

>>40863625 (OP)
Aliens don't exist.
It's feds and their Demoralization tactics and psyops.
They want you scared, it is easy to rule you when you are scared and in a Fight-or-Flight state.

>>40863625 (OP)

Panda eyes

>>40863625 (OP)
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>>40864519
The government has been covering up aliens for 80 years retard.

>>40865268
nta
The government pretends to cover up "aliens" for decades, and it's a psyop to prepare the people for bluebeam.
All the "classified" and "disclosure" talking is a show.

lie made up by Rednecks to explain away their ass pain when the wife starts asking about it (no they definitively didn't get the ass-slammer 3000 from Cletus last night)

>>40863625 (OP)
putting stuff up your butthole can forcefully activate your root chakra and induce a kundalini state, which can then be used to cause a hemisync state in your brain and activate latent psychic abilities. aliens are using this process to test humans level of psionic abilities.
this is also why Jake Barber said left handed people (using the side of the right side of the brain to control the left side of the body is more balanced and more conducive to hemisync) and gay people (previously mentioned buttstuff) have greater psionic potential.

>>40863625 (OP)

https://x.com/mockeridge82111/status/1950287852547215532

>>40864451
I hate people who suddenly start talking about aliens when they mean niggers

>>40864519
but im not scared in fact i wanna meet them

>>40867753
They give me weed, tabacco and cocaine but either someone else steps in or I'd rather want to jump down a cliff

They’re nasty and disgusting species
Millions of people around the world, in every country report being abducted and have their eggs and sperm taken
Genetic material is extremely valuable on the galactic black market
They put pedos in power to continue helping each other achieve their goals
Only retards don’t realize we’re in a gigantic petri dish that gets its experiment restarted every 12,500 to 25,000 years. Last restart was 12,500 years ago

>>40863625 (OP)
>Cant even get a ln ayylmao to probe me
chat... am i cooked?

real alien

>>40867895
Greys don’t like tobacco smoke

>>40863625 (OP)
Man synchronicity I was just taking a shit and browsing

>>40868918
yep

>>40863625 (OP)
I suplex them, put them in camel clutch, break their backs; and then FUCK their asses! Make them humble.

>>40866712
So youre saying theres some curious chap that accidentally awakened because he decided to try out prostate massaging at home?

>>40870173
based
show no mercy on these pervert greys

>>40870528
potentially yes, but if you do it improperly you enter kundalini induced psychosis.

>>40870173
We will probe whoever we want

This thread very much likely offended some aliens. They are going to do some wing chu shit if you think aliens are sticking fingers up your anus.

>>40864451
>Alien Shit Finger
Some alien just kicked you in the head right now. .

>>40864519
aliens obviously exist, it's just that the patrol that visited earth was murdered by CIA and their technology was stolen. that's how humankind got internet for example

>>40864893
thu

>>40863625 (OP)
Wtf?