>Woody Allen's letter to Epstein leaked
>Reads like Pizzagate/Hot Dog tier shit but Eyes Wide Shut cannibalism
Uhm...Guys, I think that picture of the chicken at Epstein's Island wasn't a chicken...

>>40868202 (OP)
Who leaked it. When is it from? Thanks for posting

>>40868202 (OP)
This doesn't prove anything other than he was a stingy bastard with little sense of decorum.

>>40868321
New York Times, I think today. Either Maxwell's stash or Rupert Murdoch's stash.

>>40868202 (OP)
Woody Allen is a creep

>>40868336
>Hylic glowniggers on /x/ with no gut instinct
If you can't see the problem with the clueage, that Chinese food doesn't come in "buckets" and he was waiting for an undefined something after drinks, you're either lost or comped.

Im assuming both.

This is just how woody talks. He is a spaced out boomer that smoked wayyy too much weed. The Dracula thing is the only thing suspicious but I actually doubt there’s any substance behind those stoned boomer comments. He’s an actor, it’s common of actors to think about stories and characters. Also it sound like those first dinners were shit

>>40868385
It’s a euphemism retard. Like how your mother had to be carried on a flat bed from my bedroom.

>>40868400
Great, we agree the letter is full of new Tims tier euphanisms.
>"sleeping xxx in damp earth"
And what is that an euphemism for, lard-ass?

>>40868391
You’re the biggest retard in this thread. Keep sticking up for pedo jews you stupid bitch

>>40868432
Typewriter typos you dull nonce.

>>40868385
Granted, he is a pervy weirdo most likely into dark shit. But this letter seems pretty milquetoast.

>>40868437
>REEE YOU NEED TO BE AS SCHIZOPHRENIC AS MEE

unreal how quickly this thread slid into an inane argument when the whole damn absurd point of the letter, Epstein catering “food” for Woody Allen and his chink wife at their home, goes entirely unremarked. Absolute bunch of dipshits and glowniggers ITT

>>40868462
You should probably re read the letter moron.

>guy’s name is woody
>he’s a pervert
you can’t make this shit up

>>40868462
It's a good test of who's awake and who's retarded. Also:
>Wife coming into well-connected billionaire's house excited for what comes after drinks but complains about the meal, being so hungry they got "buckets" of Chinese, and demanding that "flowers" be added to the room
Yikes.

>>40868202 (OP)
As a New York WASP I find the story relatable and mildly humorous, as you would expect from a low-effort shitpost of a creative genius. If you read between the lines he's saying Epstein is sifting through high value targets to blackmail for Mossad.

>>40868385
Explain?

>>40868590
Pizzagate 2.0/Epstein Crossover episode: Revenge of the Bitbleached Emails.

>>40868502
“I’m a New York wasp” Nah. You’re a loser with no friends because all the people you want to be friends with have more money so you live a lonely lifestyle that you describe to yourself as being a “wasp”. $600,000 dollar man is what you are

>>40868672
That's oddly specific...

>>40868701
>New York wasp
>Posting to 4chan @ midnight on a Thursday
SUUUURE

>>40868400
Yeah an euphemism for child rape.

>>40868590
Anon isn't leaping to conclusions fast enough and wants better proof instead of just word of mouth. We should kill him.

>>40868385
>that Chinese food doesn't come in "buckets"
Not sure where you're from but in NY, where Woody is from, it really does. You might not call this a "bucket" but considering the typing errors and vernacular in the letter, I can see someone calling it this.

>>40868757
His DAUGHTER-WIFE is fucking CHINESE
They are called takeaway BOXES
They are not BUCKETS

>>40868800
What’s wrong with a bucket of Chinese food? KFC sells buckets of chicken? Last night your mother extracted a bucket of semen from my hose? Seems totally normal to me?

>>40868800
She's actually Korean. First name gives it away. But also American chinese food is not actual chinese food. they also aren't in China, they're both in Manhattan, and Woody is a Jewish guy who thought it was ok to partially raise and then bang his adopted daughter. It's a bucket and you try way too hard.

>>40868757
>>40868800
authentic chinese food comes from tall canisters

>08/06/2025
>Oyster Pails are now called the "Woody Bucket" in NY
???

>>40868878
>thinking chinese food of the upper class looks even remotely like that