Thread 40868942

ITT post compelling evidence for paranormal topics. Pic related. Paschal Beverly Randolph and Aleister Crowley were on to something when talking about sex magic.

>>40868942 (OP)
this is anti semen retention propaganda lol. what a bunch of fucking scumbags.

>>40868964

Semen retention is woo woo nonsense.

>>40869688
It's literally not. Being a coomer is disastrous for you

>>40869885
All humans are coomers go evolve a once a year estrus cycle OR a society that openly admits you’re horny like your sibling species you losers.

>>40868964
Semen retention is more evangelical bullshit.
I don’t know where you faggots came from or why you all decided to come to the site that invented rule 34 for this.

Zoomers are a broken generation.

>>40869885
being a coomer by yourself is bad
havin someone to fuck when you want is good for you

>>40868964
semen retention is propaganda.

>>40870588
Lol how? Nobody besides this board even talks about it

>>40869885
everyone knows that you should find a woman that you're in love with and fuck her a ton. Anything else is nonsense

>>40869885
if you're an addict with barely any impulse control then lot's of things are going to be disastrous for you

>>40868942 (OP)
Does masturbation count as sex twice a week? If so I'm knocking it out of the ballpark and will live forever.

>>40868942 (OP)
Masturbation is sex, so all coomers would be covered by the article.
Unfortunatelly science today is just political propaganda.

>>40868964
Cum cultism is just sour grapes, you aren't going to be getting sex anyway so you cope by pretending it makes you better than people who do.

>>40870460
I do. They came all from /pol/

>>40868964
>semen retention
This is for masturbation. Actual sex is good

>>40869885
>I can't moderate my masturbation therefore I'm going to tell everyone they have to quit

>>40877783
Masturbation is always bad you wanker

>>40868942 (OP)
once a day is optimal for a passionate leo like myself

Not rocket science. Have sex but don't masturbate.

>>40877783
How about instead of moderation you just stop? Even doing it a little bit is bad.

>>40868942 (OP)
>correlations are proof of paranormal
did you not consider for a second that healthy people have more sex on average?

The cope troops from /srg/ arrived to derail the thread. Imagine wanting hylic women in 2025.

>>40879139
>hylic women
Is there any other kind?

>>40868964
>anti semen retention propaganda

>>40868964
That's bs, literally nothing spiritual about not cumming

>>40875308
It's less physically demanding. I'm gonna prescribe you masturbate 6 times a week, just to be safe.

>>40869688
Replenishing blood requires nutrients and calories. Why would semen be any different?

fake news

>>40878036
Says who?

>>40868964
all living beings with dicks outside their body masturbate once a while but mister retard here thinks that running a maintenance on your body is bad

>>40881317
Yeah it's not like ancient religions all over the world held celibacy in high regard or smth

>>40881542
These things sometimes work. I built one for fun and offered it to my brother so he could scare his wife and daughters faking answers from some spirit. As expected, he did. But then he freaked out too because the thing started to move by itself and give answers. Since that night, their house is haunted by the ghost of an old farmer.
The one I built for my mother to help her win the lottery never worked though.