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Anonymous No.40875889 >>40876110 >>40876284 >>40876499
I just found a way to stop rape. It involves a talking dick.
I just thought of a way to stop rapists permanently.
Here’s how:
You attach a voice recorder to their dick.
Preloaded with phrases like:

“You pathetic piece of shit.”
“Teeny tiny dick energy detected.”
“You wanna fuck your mom that bad, huh?”
“Jerking off again? You narcissistic gay freak.”

The device is triggered every time they piss or get horny.
So while they’re in jail every time they pee, it replays the roast.
Every time they try to fap it adds insults, until they literally can’t use their dick without being verbally assaulted by it.

Sooner or later, they’ll associate arousal with self-loathing and shame, their dick becomes their worst enemy and karma has a voice.

No one wants to rape if their own dick calls them a loser every day.
now the problem is already solved just wait to see someone really apply it in real life.
Anonymous No.40875942 >>40875952
try losing the weight and getting out more
Anonymous No.40875952
>>40875942
So have you done it? Send a photo of your six-pack body to prove it, why should I do it when I'm still alive and well?
Anonymous No.40876110 >>40876194
>>40875889 (OP)
I just found a way to stop rape. It involves sending back immigrants to their home continent.
Anonymous No.40876194
>>40876110
then they'll keep raping there
Anonymous No.40876284 >>40876308
>>40875889 (OP)
Nah that's just negative and encourages them to abuse harder.
What you want is this

"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, life in plastic, its fantastic"
"Baby, baby baby Ooooh yeah baby, baby baby Ooooh"
"It's Friday, Friday, gotta down on Friday"
"Honey came in and she caught me red-handed, creeping on the girl next door"

Things like that.
Anonymous No.40876308
>>40876284
In general, it's a flexible method. Those who are really weak will be scolded. Anyone who is stubborn is allowed to listen to nonsense music.
Anonymous No.40876499
>>40875889 (OP)
I support the permanent surgical implantation of programmable sound producing circuitry and components on the penises of rapists worldwide