Tell me some /x/ facts you know about ancient egypt

>>40878626 (OP)
its still alive for those with y=eyes to se e

>>40878635

>>40878626 (OP)
The Old Kingdom worshipped cats because they thought they were funny.

>>40878661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSFj4vEDZQw&pp=ygUSY2F0IGRvZyB0aGVtZSBzb25n

>>40878626 (OP)
Their coffins look cool :3

>>40878626 (OP)
Thoth-Hermes-Mercury founded Adocentyn in Egypt in the Islamic (Hermetism. Picatrix" (Ghāyat al-Ḥakīm) tradition. Built talking statues and connected them with spirits. Hermes created statues specifically tuned to the power of each planet (Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, etc.). These statues had different properties: some predicted, others protected, others influenced nature or people.

In the Phoenician history of Philo Sanchuniathon writes that El-Kronos-Satun-Geb (he founded Byblos aka Gebal (Geb + El) gave all of Egypt to Thoth-Hermes-Mercury

>>40878626 (OP)
They knew the long noses made the best scribes so really nothing has changed.

>>40878788
the nose knows it is the silent mouth and cock of your face
go bless you
barchu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew-Of0o_Hy0
O,I.U

The oldest cult was a pre-dynastic southern cult (Upper Egypt; remember that Lower Egypt is called so because the Nile flows down and out to the sea) where even the elite members of the cult were not allowed to enter the temple, not even what would eventually become the "Pharaoh" (misnomer; means "House" of the King, later meant to represent the Royal Family itself and then the King themselves).

It was a cult far more complicated than anything Egypt or other religions would later develop, although Akhenaten was inspired by it to built a public-facing cult that was meant as a lean-in for the OG cult, but the public wasn't aware of this and freaked out.

The OG cult was the Cult of Neb-er-Tesher, or "The Lord of the Uttermost", and was mostly likely the cult that inspired Moses and later Jesus.

In the oldest version of the mythology, Neb-er-Tesher created itself and decided to make itself in "every form and iteration", this is everything everywhere all at once, and everything descends from it.

The Odads and other Primordials were then said to be it's first children and it was hidden from history, because the idea rivaled the idea of hierarchy in later Egyptian society.

It should be noted that Neb-er-Tesher is a title, not the name of the Deity, who is indifferent, btw.

This is the actual deity of the original Manson, Illuminati, etc.

Jahbulon, Demiurge and others are latter facsimiles lacking the original intent, full description and full mythology.

When Neb-er-Tesher is done being everything and everyone, it will rest and contemplate on what to do next.

>>40878914
Neb-er-Tesher
the same Amon (invisible)
or Atum
or Ptah

>>40878914
holy cow and flaming gates (;c
man my teeth are pearly white
but i yapa on

>>40879025
it is written that fire proceeds from the mouths of the two witnesses to consume their enemies if anyone tries to harm them

>>40878914
I'm curious, have u read on Pleistocene Egypt? So much new stuff coming out the past few years. I wonder about the dynastic timeline. Hopefully one day we can scan better and not ruin the pyramids but the arrogance and curiosity of man is destructive.

>>40878626 (OP)
Fact: the Egypt we know today has gone through the filter of the Greeks, Romans and then the Britbongs.

>>40878933
No.
They are not the same.
Those are later and thought to be avatars.
This is nearly prehistoric.

The One True GOD

>>40878914
i've read of him. he's the one who came out of the water and the ripples of the water created everything or something

>>40878626 (OP)
they left this planet long ago. they still exist in the stars.

>>40879044
if all the lore and the artifacts you were presented for ancient egypt were a relatively recently composed fabrication intended to give false religious / historical claims credence, how woud you know whats old vs new hotness?

>>40878914
Where abouts in upper egypt?

>>40878914
Fascinating how it mirrors so much of my own philosophy and beliefs about life and the nature of both God and Man, with mine positing God's Consciousness is the catalyst to Reality, and that all of it is a dream. The reason were made to condense into higher Consciousness is twofold: One, for God to regard Himself (an Ego), and two, to wake up together as One into Absolute Reality, out of this limited coma dream.

>>40880627
go get some fresh air anon maybe take a shower

>>40878626 (OP)
They did not build the Sphinx and the pyramids, these were already there. Also, all their knowledge and religion was taught to them by an older civilization.

>>40878661
They just have so much personality, I get why some people aren't cat types, but it's so rare to meet a cat I don't like, and even then they're just a different kind of cat ^///^

>>40881340
y do hypotheticals offend you so?>

>>40882947
The first picture is from a relocation effort because the Nile's waters were rising, and the second is from an effort to straighten the leaning stones. Do you think we don't know about reverse image searches?

>>40883142
youre dealng with a bored ape anon

>>40883362
were all bored apes

>>40878661
DAS RITE