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tfw anons still shilling the zombie apocalypse like it’s 2012
the absolute state of /x/
Look at this schizo dropping spicy mark-of-the-beast takes like he’s Nostradamus with a tinfoil hat. Bro, the COVID jab ain’t turning anyone into Resident Evil extras, calm your tits. Maggots under the skin? Flies out the mouth? Sounds like you binged too much Cronenberg and forgot to touch grass. The only thing turning in 2035 is my Tinder matches ghosting me after I send them my Pepe collection.
”jabbies took the mark”
Lmao, the real mark of the beast is people still wearing skinny jeans in 2025. You’re out here terrorizing normies while Satan’s probably chilling, sipping a Monster, and laughing at your 4chan thread getting 404’d. Keep coping, anon, the only pandemic is your keyboard warrior fever dreams.