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Anonymous No.40881814 [Report] >>40881819 >>40882321 >>40882336 >>40882383 >>40882563 >>40882935 >>40883460 >>40885367 >>40886832 >>40889666
merfolk AMA
i am a merfolk (A.K.A mermaid). AMA
Anonymous No.40881819 [Report] >>40881838
>>40881814 (OP)
im a seaman and im cuming for y aur eggs
Anonymous No.40881838 [Report] >>40881847
>>40881819
i am sorry to say i am a male hehehe. though we all merfolk look like females, there is sexual difference when it comes to reproduction
Anonymous No.40881847 [Report] >>40881858 >>40881957 >>40886832
>>40881838
you will never be a mermaid
Anonymous No.40881858 [Report] >>40882383 >>40887046
>>40881847
i am mermaid tho. i though people would be interested
Anonymous No.40881957 [Report] >>40882066
>>40881847
would you like to be a mermaid, anon?
Anonymous No.40882066 [Report] >>40882383
>>40881957
humans can become mermaids if their soul is enhanced with the mystical powers of water
Anonymous No.40882125 [Report] >>40882205
One of your folk stole my wallet after I accidentally dropped it in the sea.
Anonymous No.40882205 [Report] >>40882297
>>40882125
how so? we dont use money at the sea
Anonymous No.40882297 [Report]
>>40882205
Maybe she was being cheeky, or is in cahoots with another human.
Anonymous No.40882321 [Report] >>40882357
>>40881814 (OP)
How does it feel knowing your women come to the surface looking for sailor dick?
Anonymous No.40882336 [Report]
>>40881814 (OP)
Merfolk don't play that shit, dough
Anonymous No.40882357 [Report] >>40882376
>>40882321
hahaha it doesn't work like that
Anonymous No.40882376 [Report] >>40882570 >>40885347
>>40882357
Is that what they tell you?
Anonymous No.40882383 [Report] >>40882530
>>40881814 (OP)
>>40881858
>>40882066
>hiding knowledge from the very pwople who seek it so you can sound "superior" and "special"
You lost your "mermaid" status by making this thread and trying to brag about it.
Next time you get back to that state, think about this.
Anonymous No.40882530 [Report] >>40882596
>>40882383
i am not trying to brag about it. i just though people were interested
SmoothPorcupine No.40882563 [Report] >>40882570
>>40881814 (OP)
How is your transformation magic?
Anonymous No.40882570 [Report] >>40883055
>>40882376
idk. humans are way too physical for the mermaids
>>40882563
is quite overhelming. i would say that between all beings on earth, we have the most peeked point on transmutation
Anonymous No.40882596 [Report]
>>40882530
I don't make the rules. *shrugs*
Anon No.40882935 [Report] >>40883457
>>40881814 (OP)
How do you know someone is a mermaid?

Can you have babies with other creatures of humans?
If so how does it present further down the line?

Do you breather underwater and how?

What do you look like?

What is your society like?

What do you think of Michael Phelps?
SmoothPorcupine No.40883055 [Report]
>>40882570
I know, the question was for your individual advancement level
Anonymous No.40883457 [Report] >>40883533
>>40882935
How do you know someone is a mermaid?
they all look like females, even the males. and are very beautiful.

you cant really tell any difference when they are on land, they are always quirky and in their own world

Can you have babies with other creatures of humans?

yes, the greatest swimmers of the world like
michael phelps are half mermaids

If so how does it present further down the line?

i dont understeand what you're trying to say

Do you breather underwater and how?

yes, we breath both under water and outside the water. inside the water, we have some kind of soft scales that aspire the oxygen of the water

What do you look like?

i look like a femenine human being. we dont really have a fish part. we are very much human-like. we sang odes of saddness and melancholy when the moon its on

what is your society like?

animalistic. you could spot us swimming with dolphins. we comune though beautiful sounding (both with other mermaids and others sea animals). i cannot express how much we feel the sea. we have this very emotional side inside us. when there are sea-storms, mermaids are mad, but when the sea is calm, the mermaids are calm

What do you think of Michael Phelps?

half mermaid
Anonymous No.40883460 [Report] >>40884298
>>40881814 (OP)
Post your tail fin you lying bitch
Anon No.40883533 [Report] >>40884298 >>40884609
>>40883457
I guess by present I mean like do they have anything weird about them.

To preface I don’t think my family are mers but I’ve daydreamed about it. They’ve broken local records and have been very involved in swimming stuff. They are on the better looking side of the scale but are smaller. I always though it was weird lol.

It’s interesting that my great grandparents met when my great grandfather met my great grandmother when he saved her from drowning.
Anonymous No.40883921 [Report] >>40884298
Why don’t you do something about the people polluting and killing fish by the trillions?
Anonymous No.40884298 [Report] >>40884967
>>40883460
we have human legs
>>40883533
have you done research about your ancestry? maybe they are descendent from merfolk. our species have a everlasting DNA and is often recessive. how good are your swimming skills?
>>40883921
what do you think we can do?
SmoothPorcupine No.40884609 [Report]
>>40883533
>saved her from drowning
Straight out of a fairy tale is what you're saying.
Anonymous No.40884967 [Report]
>>40884298
Cut nets and fishing lines, sink ships, attack fishermen
Anonymous No.40885299 [Report] >>40885350
Do you guys know what a Selkie is?
Anonymous No.40885347 [Report] >>40885433
>>40882376
Female fish squirt out some eggs
Male fish just cum on the eggs.
Fish sex is boring.
Anonymous No.40885350 [Report]
>>40885299
A time travelling deep sea diver.
Anonymous No.40885367 [Report] >>40885433 >>40885450
>>40881814 (OP)
How big is your aqua mansion? Do mermaids have farms? Do you have any human artifacts from lost civilizations?
Anonymous No.40885433 [Report] >>40885454 >>40885492
>>40885347
we have sex like humans do silly
>>40885367
we do live according to nature. often hidding in caves, the larger the best. we usually like to collect beautiful pearls and every kind of shiny object. a lot of our tradicional clothes comes from pearl-like material, like collars or sometimes underwear
Anonymous No.40885450 [Report]
>>40885367
sometimes we farm crabs and eat them, but this is not common and we do it very lighty, not in a sistematic way. we are the apex predator of the sea and we have been trained from the very beginning to kill and survive and devour anything that is in the sea. now, our cultural values really put the consumation of fish and other sea-beings kind of a taboo. is not forbidden but we try to not harm any beautiful animal since we have a responsability from being the center of the sea food chain. we are very strong beings
Anonymous No.40885454 [Report] >>40885502
>>40885433
>not a real merfag
Anonymous No.40885492 [Report]
>>40885433
there is atlantis. but i dont know a lot of it. our mythos tell that is where neptunus reside, the forefather of all creature of the sea, but then again, i am not very sure about it
Anonymous No.40885502 [Report]
>>40885454
why do you said so?
Anonymous No.40886832 [Report]
>>40881814 (OP)
>>40881847
You will never be a real mermaid. You have no tail. you have no scales, you have no singing voice. You are a LARPing man twisted by nostalgia and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Fish are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed sea creatures of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even sushi who "pass" look uncanny aid unnatural to them. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk sailor home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold waters below. Your parents will find you, heartbroken relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human Is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Anonymous No.40887046 [Report] >>40887358
>>40881858
>i am mermaid tho. i though people would be interested
Merman is the male version of merfolk. Mermaids are femail.
Anonymous No.40887358 [Report] >>40889874
>>40887046
we call our people merfolk as in general since sex distinction is limited
SPP No.40889323 [Report]
'now' is a word this board has unique Right of having at least one way to reserve.
Anonymous No.40889666 [Report] >>40889801
>>40881814 (OP)
Do you stink like fish? I bet you do.
Anonymous No.40889801 [Report]
>>40889666
we dont smell
Anonymous No.40889874 [Report] >>40889898
>>40887358
You called yourself a male mermaid, retard.
Anonymous No.40889898 [Report] >>40889907
>>40889874
yes, what is the deal with that?
Anonymous No.40889907 [Report] >>40890448 >>40891121
>>40889898
merfolk = both sexes
mermaid = female
merman = male

This makes it very obvious you're larping, not like any proof was required.
Anonymous No.40890448 [Report]
>>40889907
They stink like fish too. Both sexes.
Anonymous No.40891121 [Report]
>>40889907
i don't know how that proves anything anon. i am a male mermaid. semantics aren't strictly applied to my people since (as i said before) we dont comunícate though human lenguaje. our lenguage is similar to the dolphins. so mermaid or merman doesn't make a lot of difference