I'm sorry but I accidentally just killed Chuck Norris with my mind. I usually don't tripcode but I have killed many with my mind then posted about it on 4chan then the next day or so they're announced dead, but this is the first time I tripcoded about it because the other posts were missed opportunities to prove I'm legit. Almost all the other posts accidentally killing someone with their mind is over the years on 4chan is me. I don't kill them on purpose, I just can't control my powers. Tonight something bad happened to me irl which made me angry which is rare, and from that anger I accidentally created the energy which killed chuck norris. That's how it works. My powers have killed many I know in real life, not just celebs, but since only the celebs matter to you, I post about the celebs.
Anomalous
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8/10/2025, 10:32:13 AM
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You could say he died of old age but I would just tell you it's easier to psychically kill an old person than a young person, they're less protected. Easy targets.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:55:53 AM
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>>40886548
>>40886462 (OP)
Can you link your other posts?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:00:46 AM
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>>40886557
>>40886529
Here's one. That same month I accidentally killed my uncle with my mind too after learning he doesn't like me very much.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:04:46 AM
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>>40886613
>>40886548
forgot link
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40151895/#40151895
here's another where i brag about killing Rodney Dangerfield with my mind even though that was a long time ago. my mom is afraid of my powers because sometimes i'll just say "yea im killing [someone] with my mind right now" then the next day theyre dead
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/36501758/#36501758
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:06:21 AM
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>>40886462 (OP)
No bring him back and kill Clint Eastwood instead
Moderna
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8/10/2025, 11:13:22 AM
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>>40886462 (OP)
its okay anon ive killed way more people
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:34:46 AM
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>>40886557
jesus OP, looks like all the suffering in the world is because of you. what the fuck is your problem?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:47:09 PM
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>>40890554
>>40886462 (OP)
Wait. When you get angry, you kill a random celebrity that everybody like, not one of the many evil asshole pedophile criminal politicians who ruin our lives? Fucking WHY!!??
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:03:12 PM
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>>40886462 (OP)
Netanyahu said your a punk op. Oprah Winfrey was talking a lot of shit too.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:45:25 PM
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>>40886462 (OP)
no one can kill chuck norris
especially not a schizo from his moms basement
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:44:27 AM
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>>40887117
requires familiarity for some reason. all the celebs ive killed have been people i like. i dont really want them to die consciously
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 4:51:42 AM
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>>40886462 (OP)
I’ll be watching to see if this prediction comes true
