Thread 40889465

Which cryptid9s would you breed with, I’d have to say the flatwoods monster.

>>40889465 (OP)
>cryptid’s

1. Strong, pungent, metallic odor
Counter: Insects often produce strong odors or pheromones (ants, termites, bedbugs).
2. Head shaped like an ace of spades (smooth, symmetrical, helmet-like)
Counter: Many insects have shield-like, smooth, symmetrical head plates or carapaces.
3. Glowing or light-emitting eyes
Counter: Could be bioluminescence or an adaptation for seeing in the dark, like fireflies or tapetum lucidum.
4. Gliding smoothly over the ground
Counter: Could be alien insectoid with natural flight or hover abilities, possibly assisted by tech.
5. Claw-like hands with long fingers
Counter: Many insects have elongated grasping forelimbs or claws (like mantises).
6. Height around 10–12 feet tall
Counter: Lower gravity on its homeworld could allow large insectoid lifeforms.
7. Loud hissing sound when approached
Counter: Many insects hiss through spiracles or by rubbing body parts together (e.g., hissing cockroaches).
8. Singed or flattened grass around the site
Counter: Could be caused by landing/thrusters of an alien spacecraft, not the insectoid itself.
9. Dark, skirt-like lower half
Counter: Could be a natural body feature or style specific to its species or culture on its homeworld

>>40889465 (OP)
all of em if they can talk dirty and loves their cryptid pussy getting creamed, a nice ass and thighs are a super bonus, i will do my best on getting them pregnant even when if they wind up doin the praying mantis climax

>>40889539
Stars have mercy on our soul’s if ayy’s ever do decide to show up and decide to take a look at 4chan…..

>>40889539
Keep on dreaming, lad. Even cryptids have standards.

Deer ones are hot

Wendigo, but only the lore accurate ones. Not the deer thing, but I would fuck those deer things too.

>>40889465 (OP)
I want a wendigo waifu who accepts me
I had raw beef at an ethiopian restaurant the other day, it was a meal called gored gored, it was really yummy

>>40889465 (OP)
Jew

>>40891339
>jews are cryptids

Warning!!!
Do not hear it speak X
Do not look in eyes X
There are no pretty women in this forest.
There are no friendly cats in this forest.

>>40891366
Did something bad happen in the forest, Anon?

yea