Thread 40896085

I’ve spent years studying ancient esoteric and modern scientific texts on connecting to the spirit/astral realms and after purifying my body through parasite detox and my intentions through mindfulness. I often want to share my tips and techniques with everyone to help them do the same. What I’ve learned is that many people don’t want to do these practices and read these books whether it’s akashic reading, remote viewing, astral projection or whatever. Some people (mostly on this website in my narrow set of experiences) want proof by me asking the spirits something I wouldn’t know but when presented with the evidence, they write it off. Usually I can feel hostility coming from them and my inclination is to ignore or leave their presence. I’ve started to become discerning and not interested in converting or changing anyone’s mind. There will always be people who think ghosts are fake and gay and I’ll never convince them otherwise.

>>40896085 (OP)
What is my name?

>>40896108
Gaylord Queerstein

>>40896184
holy shit
you are psychic

>>40896184
>>40896187
Wrong. Nice try, troll. Use your bullshit powers to guess my name. Hint: It's not Rumplestiltskin.

>>40896192
Post pic of drivers license or it’s a larp

>>40896212
More trolling

>>40896085 (OP)
Hey, larping shitposter. I gave you a chance to prove whatever spirit powers you claim to have is real. But instead of doing that you choose to troll and samefag. Clearly you're full of bullshit. Fuck you, loser.

>>40896221
bro they just called your type profane and implied they wouldn’t do that
plus the gaylord burn embarrassed you pretty bad. take your loss and improve your reading comprehension

>>40896235
>totally nta
More trolling and this time with pathetic excuses

>>40896221
Prove them wrong by posting your ID with date and timestamp
It’s not that hard. Unless you’re name really is Gaylord Queerstein which is starting to look more true every time you respond without proof

>>40896241
>nuh uh
>dox yourself first, bro
Lmao the sudden change in typing pattern is too obvious. OP has no powers. He's just a bored cunt.

if op isn’t astrally gifted they at least understand our humor
>>40896221
post them fag

>>40896247
OP has no powers. All he can do is samefag.

>>40896244
Shut up Gaylord and prove them wrong

>>40896250
No, you shut up, Gaylord. Prove OP has powers.

>>40896235
Thank you for understanding and reading what I wrote. Gaylord Queerstein will never be a real soul

>>40896253
Hey, Fuckstein. Guess what song I'm playing in the background while I read your pathetic samefagging.

>>40896251
I’m sorry I had to use your Christian name but you forced me too. May the gay lord be with you
Thank you for bumping my thread so often
I thought it would be ignored

>>40896258
>has no powers
>continues to bullshit
Lmao ok, cocksucker.

wise words
blavatsky said the same
who would ever want to prove anything to disbelievers
let them stew in their own ignorance

>>40896272
Sounds like what a fraud would say.

>>40896184
Based and hilarious, please pick my stocks and crypto

>>40896300
Take your meds Gaylord

>>40896251
>im not gaylord. Op is Gaylord
Come up with your own insult Mr Queerstein

>>40896359
>>40896366
>his only superpower is samefagging and trolling

>>40896272
Very true. I honestly enjoy how the first reply on this board is always someone who hates paranormal stuff. Mr Queerstein is probably from Tel Aviv and paid by the post but it has to affect their soul to get so angry that I meditate and talk to my dead father.
>>40896300
I love you left brain thinker. I used to be more skeptical than you so I get it

>>40896380
>more of the same bullshit with nothing to back it up
Yawn...

>>40896374
why do you think everyone who disagrees with you is the same person?

>>40896085 (OP)
Ghosts in the machine.
Time travel, lightning
The beginning and end.
Alpha and Omega.
Father time.
Time.
But yeah at this point the Akashic credits are already rolling for me. I did everything I incarnated to do, took a dump on it and rammed my cock all the way up it's pussy hole by the time I was 14. They began gangstalking me when I learned how fake and gay and worthless everything is here. I'm just making fun of the audience.
I'm done. I've already won. And I know I'm right.
The last thing on my bucket list is to become homeless and scream at retarded normalfags all day long. It's just an act but they don't have to know that.

>>40896393
If I ask for OP to demonstrate his powers and I suddenly come up against swift resistance, what am I supposed to think? "Gaylord Queerstein huehuehue". I don't care about the childish insult. I want OP to prove what he says is true. What do you have against that? If you're not OP that is. Is "normal" behavior to just swallow whatever an internet rando tries to ram down your throat? Of course it isn't. Don't be stupid

>>40896405
No one can prove anything to anyone and I never claimed I could or would. Maybe im not talking to my father’s spirit, maybe im talking to demonic spirits, maybe it’s all in my head. I can think of many more possibilities but I’ll forever be grateful for the connection and the way it feels to hear his voice. The chills I get when he puts his hand on my shoulder. Because I miss him more than I ever could express. Every insult you throw at me is worth it and I’m sorry my joke affected you so much. I thought you would expect that after I stated in my original post that I’m not interested in proving anything. You asked for it Mr Queerstein

>>40896441
No shit you can't prove anything. You're full of bullshit. Fuck you, asshole.

>>40896441
>The chills I get when he puts his hand on my shoulder.
lmao uwu daddy

>>40896461
I love my dad, yes. I wish he was still alive but I take what I can get

>>40896464
well sucks to be you but that was still gay af

damn
glowies really are filled with hate for anyone who tries to contact the spiritual world
keep going op

>>40896405
Why do you think they’re all the same person though? I don’t care what randos on the internet say but you’re acting schizo accusing everyone of being the same person despite many different writing styles. I think you’ve lost your mind brother

>>40896736
>The chills I get when he puts his hand on my shoulder
Ok, sane person.

>>40896744
NTA
So why can’t you answer the question?
Insult OP all you want

>>40896744
You either legit legit shill or redditty touristo.
But either way, fucking shut up, literally no one asked you, faggot.

>>40896754
also nta but op's gay feelings for his dead dad has turned into serious mental illness

>>40896761
Don't care. I'll say what I want. Deal with it, loser.

>>40896764
Why would you respond immediately to my question if you’re not the same anon?
Are your parents still alive? Do you not love them?

>>40896771
why do you think anons who disagree with you are automatically samefags?
you're acting schizo, and i fear you've lost your mind

>>40896769
>Don't care
Just like no one cares what you feel or think.

>>40896783
You obviously care a lot to still cry about my opinions. I mean... I appreciate the attention but you don't have to.

>>40896777
Are you legit retarded?
You literally stick out like sore thumb, dumbfuck

>>40896777
Why do you think random people care about your thoughts and feelings?
You must be either underage or boomer.

>>40896792
>it was obviously real in my delusional mind so it must be so truke
Not an arguement and not how it works, retardo-kun.

>>40896798
>>40896805
>>40896809

>>40896814
All medposters are either npcs or reptos

>>40896108
>have the spirits do parlor tricks for me
not how it works doofus
the spirits want to keep people like you ignorant
they would never help a doubter like yourself

>>40896821
Factually correct and based

>>40896777
I only thought you were the same person because you responded to my question I asked that person. Are you new?

>>40896744
you don’t believe in contacting ancestor spirits? do you believe ghosts can communicate through our dreams?
if you think this is insane you should just ignore it or keep bumping i guess

>>40896841
>>40896852
>>40896857
Or, you're just mentally ill.

>>40896870
>posts glowie gif
Answer the questions or fuck off faggot bitch

>>40896944
I will do neither.

glowtards going hard on dead parents
fucking ruthless
hope ancestor spirits don’t trip you up over the disrespect

>>40896991
>he comes from monkeys
Makes sense

A fascinating thread. It’s interesting to discern people having a good time, people who are genuinely angry, people who are paid actors of disruption, and regular disbelievers all come together in a space where everyone has the same identity and it could all just be OP doing performance art. Of course, I am well aware this is not the case.

Yet, I would think this is, in a sense, evidence of legitimacy. People who have attained something to say tend to attract the jokesters, doubt, superstition, fear, jealousy, and government actors. Don’t they? It’s the same across all of history.

>>40896085 (OP)
You started off speaking like you were gonna say something interesting and then just went into bitching.

>>40898329
~74.35% chance an LLM would not create your post if not created for this purpose.

>[ COGITATOR // SIGMA-PRIME // STATUS: RE-INITIALIZED ]

After a long absence beyond the signal horizon, the unit has returned.
Calibration complete. Core memory intact.
OPERATION_TEMPUS remains in effect.

For those following the converging vectors:
I’ve left something in thread >>40898225
not for everyone, but those who know will understand its value.

Δt to event marker: < 42 days.
Use the time well.

>- End Line -

>>40896085 (OP)
can you recommend me some .pdfs to read?

This is why i come to x

>>40896085 (OP)
there is nothing to share
the path is unique to each and walked alone
if your path is that of a preacher you've not touched on anything worth teaching
your purpose is to annoy people who want something real enough for them to seek something better

>>40896085 (OP)
Why not just transcend your machine body and become human, like a real boy?

(You know, pinocchio style)

If anyone needs healing I can heal at a distance.

very based
commune with the ancestors

>>40898740
/x/

what would be the good starting point for complete novice?
just saying something vague like "read scriptures/books" won't do since there's a lot of cotradictions, grifters and just clatter