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Anonymous No.40901617 >>40901856 >>40901880 >>40902385 >>40903333 >>40903949 >>40903996 >>40904201
The Devil is our true savior
The Devil is our true savior. Jesus came to bring division, tyranny, and judgement. Satan only wants you ti be able to have love, peace, joy, and beauty, and be free from the burdens of Christ slavery. The Devil values loyalty and desire, and by serving him you too can reach Wonderland. 666
Anonymous No.40901798
Prove it. Send me a GF by tomorrow, even online.
Anonymous No.40901856 >>40902108 >>40902128 >>40902385 >>40904235
>>40901617 (OP)
I thought you guys on /x/ were saying Jesus was Satan just last week?
Primitive731 No.40901880 >>40901987
>>40901617 (OP)
Just be sure you serve the sinister numinous in a way that is constructive and encourages personal development over instant gratification.
Anonymous No.40901987
>>40901880
Aye, really gotta get work before play hammered out on this plain, is what it is : P But if you work on things you enjoy then it is a kind of play at times too :3
Anonymous No.40902108
>>40901856
The glowie jeet bots know something we don't. Sounds like the desperate last lies of a lying liar who lies alot.

It's so over for you guys, why not just tell the truth. Your run is over. Even the earth itself moans in displeasure at your presence.
Anonymous No.40902128 >>40903605
>>40901856
Yeah kind of, I'm still unsure of who Jesus and Satan actually are desu, but the general idea is a Hero of Light becoming a Hero of Dark to Save those who need guidance from a Dark perspective. I mean, at the end of the day, I'm not sure, but it makes sense to me at least.
Anonymous No.40902385 >>40903337
>>40901617 (OP)
I too love Fruits Basket, but you should read up on the older forms of "satan" instead of deciding the newest written religious texts are the correct record. The cat in eastern zodiac, Prometheus etc pre-date the bible.

>>40901856
People confuse them because both are referred to as Lucifer/Morning Star in the inaccurately translated bible texts. Funny how the religions of peace and tolerance preach utter condemnation without forgiveness for the figures who showed the most compassion, huh?
Anonymous No.40903333
>>40901617 (OP)
>The Devil is our true savior.
Did you join Joy of Satan?
Anonymous No.40903337
>>40902385
>People confuse them because both are referred to as Lucifer/Morning Star in the inaccurately translated bible texts.
This is why you don't wanna touch anything but a kjv.
Anonymous No.40903605
>>40902128
This is just a rehash from the true story of Sabbatai Zevi.
Its plagiarism. Sabbatai Zevi was the first to preach that doctrine and modern schizocels stole it.
Anonymous No.40903949
>>40901617 (OP)
Praise Satan
SneckoAnon No.40903989
It truly Snecko these days
Anonymous No.40903996
>>40901617 (OP)
Ye worship the shit-god. Ye will be "rewarded" appropriately.
Anonymous No.40904201
>>40901617 (OP)
The devil is a colossal faggot literally does nothing but get assraped all day and tells himself he enjoys it. Is that really who you want to serve? You want to get endlessly sodomized?
Ningishzida No.40904235 >>40904461
>>40901856
satan fell becoming humanity satan rises as christ
satan is the dark side of christ
christ is the light side of satan

lifes really confusing cause everything kinda yin yangs in a way that seems paradoxical if you arent autistically aschitzo and stubborn
Anonymous No.40904361
>"I-I'm totally the true savior guys, follow me and all will be reve- ACK"
Anonymous No.40904461 >>40904528
>>40904235
source?
Ningishzida No.40904528
>>40904461
and interconnected web of mysteries
minus 32 your teeth aka the pearly gates and 22 Hebrew letters/tarot + the 10 sefirot
from Fahrenheit
boiling becomes 180degrees the triangle separation the point very hot ;)
freezing becomes O aka christalizign singularity no point but very chill/cool

these are the + and - of saint peters keys
minus 32 from the average human body temperature and you get
66.6 the beast


The thing is humans are an individualized hive mind of interdimensional travellers that collapse infinity into singularity there linear path called memory a meme of mem
one of our hemispheres is the finite it is the one that thinks and reasons logic
another is the infinite connected to the hive it is intuition the muse

and life is a dialectic play of the two through the judge +free/divine- will