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Anonymous No.40907877 >>40907919 >>40907959
Vedic religions forbid eating garlic/onions/etc because "spirits don't like it" and won't communicate with you, this is actually because garlic/onions kill parasites and parasites are antennas for demons, a physical manifestation of demons on earth, and said "spirits" are demons. When you have a "kundalini awakening" you are actually consciously allowing the ass parasites to directly commune with you and eventually take over your brain entirely and control you, that's why the Kundalini "energy" is stored in your ass and you're supposed to invite it up your spine and into your brain. Also it's a Serpent need I say more.
Anonymous No.40907919 >>40907928
>>40907877 (OP)
Bro all that crap is made up, just accept Jesus Christ as Lord and stop worrying about garlic and demons.
Anonymous No.40907928
>>40907919
>"no no no... only my larp is real and not made up."
Anonymous No.40907959
>>40907877 (OP)
Not using garlic and onion is to reduce testosterone which in turn reduces aggression aka nigger behaviour. Kundalini is at the base of the spine and not your ass you absolute retard. The arishadvarga(enemies) or kleshas in Buddhism are the traps that keep people in Samsara not demons.