Thread 40909563

No time for pleasantries. I'm here to give u some in sight what is next for Y'all, questions ? advice ! feel free to ask anythnk. Be quick minion - my time is close to the end.

>>40909563 (OP)

did y'all really think you would get away with it?

>>40909563 (OP)

i take that as a yes?

>>40909577
Of course, that’s exactly why I was chosen to pass this on to you.

>>40909598

what your limp spray tanned penis i think we're ok on that front buddy america is about killing fascists not being them

>>40909563 (OP)
Explain your lack of carbon volatiles.

If you can do that, I'd be willing to listen.

>>40909596
my organization is serious about all of this

>>40909604
sorry, couldn't comprehend
>esl afterall
andromeda language is far more accurate

>>40909613
i'am created different, don't compare me to your lowly specifications

>>40909629
if you doubt me, shan't you ask a question to confirm? or you are indifferent about your imminent future?

>>40909616
What will you do when you arrive, and which Earth faction do you align with if any? What's your organization?

>>40909625

>>40909633

>>40909641

bro how abt you blow a fuckin whistle instead of just larping theres plenty shit to be said by people who arent elitist and narcissistic, in fact we're the ones pulling the rug out from under you, so like,,,,,,, ???????

btw following orders isnt a good legal defense buddy just bc youre cooked doesnt mean you get to switch teams without putting the work in

>>40909644
excellent question human, there are no affilation, either you are human as all, otherwise you loose, it is no time for unification, you should prepare for new masters i guess. in that configuration i mean.
Lack of unity will be tour demise
i'm sorry

>>40909677

"it is no time for unification"

holy FUCK you guys need to get a fucking hobby instead of trying to make your propaganda fit memetics its over its done its not 2012 anymore faggot just hang up the mic bro hang up the keyboard power off the pc its wraps buddy

>>40909646
Who’s talking about switching sides?
We’ve always been different from you : weak and deceitful, so small, so foolish.
We’re coming to give you the gift of mercy -which means absolute enslavement to the limits of possibility, so that you won’t destroy yourselves on this tiny little planet.

>>40909693
We’ll see what you have to say in 100 days.

>>40909693
seethe more i guess, it will not take you out of your grandmother basement, try to have conversation in topic given or leave
seriously, why are u even here then if you are so displeased?

>>40909704

likewise, dont give me a reason to exploit your blind spots, faggot, i'd say i've been pretty damn cordial with you so far.

>>40909696

idk i wouldnt call this .50 cal weak but if you're preparing for totalitarian takeover prepare to be very disappointed, just to say the absolute minimum.

good luck :) you'll need it

>>40909563 (OP)
You can't spell at the level of a half-decent middleschooler and you're offering insight? That's the laziest, lowest quality AMA I've seen in a while.

And how exactly do you plan on doing anything? We’ve got nuclear weapons, and you’ve got… what, a chunk of rock, btw what a stupid ama.. braindeads

>>40909711

because it's time to start flipping tables. :)

dont come crying to me when you get what you asked for you self-serving, sniveling, egocentric, machiavellian sacks of putrid filth who serve no purpose but to fertilize the ground you will die on.

inb4 "bluhhhhhhhh for me not for theeeeeee"

>>40909722

no, you have empty threats. i'll invite it, missile strike my house right now if you're not just being an egomaniacal dumbass, OH WAIT youre just larping :3 come correct or get the fuck out of my face corpfag

>>40909714
No caliber will save you - if you try to fight, you’ll die. Because before you even realize it, we’ll already be inside, like a parasitic fungus attacking ants.

>>40909720
>esl from andromeda
still complaining, iguess humans are destined for doom, preffering to pick on one's writing skills, instead of asking how to survive
it's is in human nature to hide behind trivialities when one's have no substance

>>40909739

im already inside your mom how about i give her a son she actually cares about beyond his value as a manipulator?

>>40909722
ust because you don't comprehend anything beyond life form based on carbon doesn't mean you are unbreakable

>>40909750
It’s impossible to establish physical contact with our race.

>>40909758

oh ok so youre a trust fund yuppie who did too much acid, got it

btw you cant keep pretending ideological rape is anything but, expect the proportional response instead of trying to diagnose it as "disordered" *when YOURE THE ONE WHO KNOCKED SHIT OUT OF ORDER YOU FUCKING TROGLODYTE*

i could give less of a fuck that youre "allowed to do whatever you want" in the mossad, you need to be held accountable, and you *will be,* mark my fucking words.

dont speak fighting words if you expect it to be one sided, good luck, and maybe quit trying to brainwash schizophrenics with lukewarm christian nationalist Cabala maybe it'll result in better PR for your dogshit habsburg-wannabe colonial project

>>40909729
but u came here to argue, no one invited you
looking for atention huh ? many such cases

>>40909788

>posts on public form
>no fellatio
>seething

lol you guys just cannot live outside of an echochamber, can you? thats a shame ;) its gonna make this next part a whole lot harder on you. ;) ;) ;)

>>40909779
you are on offensive,yet i've never attacked anyone
>but my kin will attack you in about 100 days >still remain ignorant about that
>humans are beyond repair
>enjoy your hell

>>40909766

idk bro i'd call knuckle deep pretty damn physical

>>40909803

>power fantasy
ok expect to get a reality check, you may be able to get the vast majority to freeze but you will not post literal terroristic threats as if them being warplans negates the context.

you're losing the war btw, thats why youre getting violent again, to cover it up <3 killing people will not make your distortions true, and if you have to find that out on an empty earth, so be it. dont say there was no warning. and quit fucking larping, you have dogshit opsec if youre trying to publicize this as anything other than a terror campaign

>>40909828
how do you perceive insects?
you understand that you are even less significant
>such arrogance
where did that came from in your percivation?

>>40909862

like you.

>you understand that you are even less significant

who exactly are you talking to here?

>>40909868
to very arrogant being, but i guess it is to no avail,
enjoy your little delusion garden, be happy untill you can, sad existence of weak argurer for arguing sake
>be well as long as you can

>>40909895

who, yourself? figures your best advice is the kind you very clearly havent taken. :) good luck, my friend, let's hope your bite is as disproportionate as your bark ;) never stop learning.

>>40909748
>still
That was my first post ITT.
What has no substance is your OP. You don't establish any credentials, don't provide any insight through which one could evaluate you, just go "Quick! I may be a random fucking stranger with no proof of having anything more wortwhile to say than any other stranger but ask me questions!" and typed out even less sensibly than that.

Like most AMA, it's low-quality attention whoring. If you'd represent anything of value, yet alone be anyone special, you'd provide some interesting information first and THEN answer questions anons could pose naturally, assuming what you've shared wasn't shit.

You don't strike me as a particularly intelligent or creative person but with some planning maybe your next LARP will be better than a shitty AMA. Good luck

>>40909563 (OP)
Do the aliens know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

How can we survive, is there an afterlife that beings go when they die?

>>40909563 (OP)
Aside from the technobabble you sound like a human woman with borderline personality disorder

>>40909895

WAHHHHHHHHH FUCKING WAHHHHHHHHHHH I DONT LIKE ARGUING

then maybe dont get into war and politics fucknuts they're professional arguing

radio silence.

fedpost is over boys good game

>>40909904
>never asking questions
>highground
>star wars is only the begining

>>40909912
but the trick is, to test if you even worth of salvation, but you're conceited high standards don't apply to rst of galaxy mr important man, who seek attention of universe emperor

>>40909925
That’s a funny trait of the human race: eating. For us, it’s just fuel, but humans have their favorite foods that actually influence their behavior. From what we’ve observed, they eat for pleasure.

>>40909936
no gender on andromeda

>>40909930
thruth is, every being recieves after death exactly what they belive mostly, i mean it is for justice, you get what you are anticipate the most, in my opinion it is fair in vast spectrum of belivies in universe

>>40909975
not for long

>>40909949
hey man, then provide an argument maybe ?
instead of being contrarian for what sake?

>>40910080

lol u tried that one last timeline bub did you miss the memo or something? ur only worth ur context so get the fuck out of here with that asinine gibberish

>>40909563 (OP)
You're looking for me, so why haven't you contacted me yet?
You obviously can are you afraid or something?

>>40910108
What can we do to best survive, do you think they space nazis or the pleadians might stop you and save us?

>>40910188
But we’ve only arrived now.
Within the range allowed by your primitive forms of mass communication.

>>40910163
are u capable anything beside assault?
maybe get into the topic?

>>40910207
The best thing to do in a situation like yours is to accept it and adapt to the new form of the world, where you won’t notice any difference bigger than who’s in charge of you. But you know what? It’ll actually be better for you, because right now you already have no freedom or rights -they’ve been taken by other humans. We will restore equality for you.

I need attention! Feed me.

>>40910312

are u capable anything beside projecting mr "100 days?"

>"adapt or die thats just how it is"

didnt win you the last war bub good luck trying to win this one with it

>>40909563 (OP)
Your choice of meme really makes me unrelaxed. I mean Frieza? Come on dawg, you finna take us out or something?

>>40910332
>impostor
>human weakness too obvious
>so sad
try to start something on your own maybe?
oh wait, you are incapable
>how typical for human rubbish
care to elaborate impostering??
like make your mom proud

>>40910332
>finna harvest erf

>>40910344
I’m just letting you know what’s coming. Hey, isn’t that already an act of mercy?

We don’t need to fight -you’ll be conquered without a single bullet fired or bomb dropped.

>>40910346
Let’s just say, in some way, yes.

>>40910363

ay fucking yo????? pause

>>40910344
yes i'm, but you refuse to ask question
why?
so self centered with your own accusations
>trying to derail so hard
are you getting pleasure from this
i reckon you should seek help brother

>>40910371
Respect for keeping it 100, you're doing me a favor. I can't speak for anyone else, but I'll thank you:
>thanks

>>40910384
godspeed brother

IMPORTANT MESSAGE: STOP FEEDING THE FAT NECKBEARD. IT THRIVES ON THE ATTENTION OF ONLINE STRANGERS AND SPREADS LOW QUALITY CANCER.

>>40910395
then you should stop posting
>IMPORTANT MESSAGE: 100 dasy left and counting

>>40910378

are you having a schizophrenic episode talking with yourself out loud because i have no idea who you're talking to right now

this thread is brought to you by the imperial exploitation device, thank you for not questioning anything and instead participating in unproductive circular arguments

>>40910467
Thank you for your statement. This thread is sponsored by the United Emirates of Andromeda and is intended for educational purposes.

>>40910443
with you, minion

>>40910480

its an observation of ur conduct not a self-description numbnuts beep boop error 404 your fucking brain was not detected

>>40910484

are you trying to get off on this? whats with your weird subjugation fantasy?

>>40910486
but yours were i presume
>human lowles is depicted by that post
>to be so sad, to getting angry over thing not capable to understand
>i guess onomatopoeia is to difficult for simple life form
>sad
>git gud

>>40910494
>subjugation fantasy, it is your trait
only under just rule you will be happy

>>40910511

>i have secret master plan that you could never comprehend

just say you want what you want when you want it you fucking petulant piece of shit how exactly do you define "just rule?"

>>40910533
As a distant race from the United Emirates of Andromeda, we aim to bring equality to your world and end exploitation. Unfortunately, we will likely have to enforce it by force, as you stubbornly defend your own earthly oppressors
>pic related

BORG ASSIMILATE EARTH
EARTH BECOMES PARADISE

>>40910106
Yet there's still emotional instability

>>40910560
no emotional instability at andromeda

>>40910552

>hitler gif

its over boys he just said the quiet part out loud

>>40910557
nice effort but futile
human realm is to be destroyed

>>40910569
only after you move us to paradise

>>40910574
are you sure, you are deserve it ?

>>40910583

you deserve to face the wall, sir.

>>40910583
of course, everyone is dying to get there.
the joke is we are already dead right now, the destruction of earth is just a flip of a switch on our cryopods and a scene change to our paradise.

>>40910594

least schizophrenic/egomaniacal accellerationist

>>40910567
Not by your definition, but being flippant and ambivalent over the decisions you make is not a sign of genius on earth

>>40910594
No one is talking about destruction; we will fix it ,understand that at last.

>>40910592
>again no argument, insulting
just try your best one more time if you dare weakling

>>40910606
>but we,
no, mostly your earthly companions derived from main topic, that considered earth safely from my aggressive kin
you ignore my warning all the time

>>40910604
you dropped something :)

>>40910484
>>40910524
>>40910117
what are your thoughts on radiation, Invincible (TV series), and nature

>>40910609

thats not an insult its one of those commands you love so much now know your place you hasbeen wannabe you're boned

>>40910637
Nature is the supreme value. The TV series you’re talking about is just entertainment for the citizens of planet Earth, and it’s not for us to judge. As for the radiation, it actually allowed us to locate you.

>>40910608
>harvest, then resow
the good farmer moves harvested grains to safe storage

>>40910650
Sometimes it’s not worth moving anything; it’s better to either remove the pests or adapt them so they become useful.

>>40910644
still insulting
questions?
maybe?
humans are so afraid of thruth

>>40910665

why would i ask questions to someone who clearly knows nothing and acts on that fact

>>40910657
the miller and baker turn the grain to flour and bread
bread rises from a powder that was crused from a seed

we rise

>>40910647
based

>>40910679
You will only truly grow under our care. Right now, your fate is a sad daily struggle, where you wait, miserable and desperate, for another day without purpose.

>>40910676
>clearly you try to discredit me
>if you are so knowledgeable, then share
omnipotent being

I recognize this larper. Goes by the name Sara, a Reptilian from Draco etc. Do not feed the troll. Downvoted you and your thread, OP.
I had had enough of your mischieves.

>>40910700
we could use new mountains to climb, also pleiadian waifus

>>40910631
I've felt worse
Such an odd recurring theme with aliens, they all assume suffering is exclusive to their own races, that it's never been experienced by humans or their ancestors before

>>40910701

i dont consider myself omnipotent and never declared to, are you claiming you are?

how about you BLOW A FUCKING WHISTLE "WHISTLEBLOWER????"

you're very clearly just here to fearmonger, and you deserve to be treated as such.

go look in a mirror, seriously.

>>40910310
>primitive

>>40909563 (OP)
Are you sun wukong poster from ng?

>>40909604
lmao, you’re so fucking cringe it’s unreal. Politics isn’t real life retard, go outside or get a job faggot.

>>40909748
You’re brown lmao, kys

What are aliens skinsuit/disguise capabilities?

>>40909633
Wrong answer.
Another day, another larper shows themselves

>>40910892
Everything will change for the better when beings free from certain human flaws take the lead. Then, equality and justice will prevail. This will happen very soon, and once you finally cast aside your old rulers, each of your lives will gain true meaning -even though at first, you might call it, in your own vocabulary, “total enslavement.” I’d like to remind you that right now you exist only in an imagined freedom, where you are already slaves-only under unequal terms. We will make it equal.

>>40910957
People think that change means things will get worse- but we’re not here to spread panic; we want to share what is coming. You’ll see in about three months that things will take on a new perspective, and with time you’ll admit that it’s better this way. Even though you associate it with fear and death, it will only affect those who are your oppressors, and those who defend them-mindlessly repeating that “this is better,” even when the facts clearly say otherwise and you witness them every single day.

>>40911226
>yes

>>40912298
no

>>40912419
politics = hangmans

>>40912431
Our outer shell is indeed dark -in fact, black, as you call it -and for some reason, many of you seem to have a problem with that.

>>40912711
We never thought we possessed anything like camouflage. It was only your race that revealed to us that, for some reason even we do not understand, you cannot see us as we truly are, you cannot hear our voice, and you cannot physically touch us directly. We have, however, adapted to this. In order for contact to be possible, we use something you call “possession,” temporarily taking control of living organisms so that communication can take place at a satisfactory level.

>>40912745
Alright, since you’re so eager to know something that won’t affect your life in the slightest, here you go.
You live in a system where the basis of life is carbon compounds, as you’ve called it, and your fluid balance relies on a compound known as iron. Even on your own world, there are organisms whose balance is based on copper. There are also others throughout the entire universe, even in your own Milky Way, which you have yet to discover.
Our species is based on lipids, with a balance centered around xenon. Does that answer satisfy you?

>>40910778
Yes,
Cast aside fear and thoughts of defeat - that “defeat,” as some may call it, will be the greatest victory this world has ever known.

>>40913812
black hole sun, wash away the rain

after the rain, we dance with catgirls

>>40914541
there is no "black holes" only portals

>>40915729
after the invasion we enjoy ours lifes brothers

Ooh, to touch and to feel you mama
Oh, I just can't keep away
In the heat and the steam of the city
Oh, it's got me running and I just can't brake
So say you'll help me mama
'Cause it's getting so hard, oh!

https://youtu.be/qzraeaFx-ag

Now, I can't keep you, mama
But I know you're always there
You listen, you teach me, mama
And I know inside you care
So get down, down here beside me
Oh, you ain't going nowhere
No, I won't hurt you mama
But it's getting so hard, oh!

>>40914541
>>40915729
>>40918258
She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running like a watercolor in the rain
Don't bother asking for explanations, she'll just tell you that she came
In the Year of the Cat

https://youtu.be/Ak_MTXQALa0

She doesn't give you time for questions as she locks up your arm in hers
And you follow till your sense of which direction completely disappears
>>40916673
By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls, there's a hidden door she leads you to
>>40916681
These days, she says: "I feel my life!" just like a river running through
The Year of the Cat
In the rhythm of the new-born day
You know sometime you're bound to leave her
But, for now you're going to stay
In the Year of the Cat

>>40913755
how do you support the metabolic processes of a xenon-lipid life form?

>>40918328
You’ve surely heard that even on your own planet there are organisms that don’t age - in a sense, they’re immortal because they can reverse that process. And that’s where the key lies.

It may seem to you that this has nothing to do with metabolism, but it actually carries valuable information to help you understand: we do not age in the way you do, where life functions slowly weaken and fade. Ours remain constant and unchanged over time.

Our entire system operates on a closed circuit. We do not eat, nor do we breathe oxygen or any other element as you do. From your perspective, we might look like a sack made of lipids that you have not yet discovered on Earth (though that will change soon). This “sack” is filled with our essence - what you call xenon.

However, xenon is not the only element within us. It is simply the one that governs many of our functions, just as iron does in your blood. And xenon also holds the answer to the process you call aging. Even you, when exposed to it, can protect your brains and spinal cords from decay

>>40918581
This subject is incredibly complex and would really require a long discussion to fully grasp, but I think I’ve managed to give you at least a glimpse of how it works for us. There is no aging, no decay of our forms thanks to xenon. There is no nourishment of any kind because of the closed-circuit system. However, we are still vulnerable to certain factors that slowly wear us down. Just as you are harmed by polluted air or corrupted food, we too gradually cease to exist when exposed to such damaging influences.

We do not reproduce as you do - that ability was lost forever within our species. Because of this, we are constantly searching for safe places, free from those destructive factors, where we can quietly wait for solutions, observe, and guide other species to address the problems we never could. In the process, we also help refine the conditions of their homeworlds, so they can develop and reach their full potential.

It’s a win-win relationship. No one truly loses - except for your oppressors, whom we will remove. But then again… you would have done it eventually. It’s just that it would have taken you many, many more years to even understand.

>>40918318
We are not a cats

>>40909563 (OP)
you guys have music and sex? what's to do for fun? any andromeda weed? if not then what's the point really? Do you exist solely to liberate planets?

>>40918625
We have forms of entertainment that allow us to spend time in ways that are relatively unproductive. It’s not what you call music, nor is it sex. They are other activities that simply cannot be described to you, because from the perspective of different beings they make no sense.

We exist for ourselves, not for “liberation.” Liberation is merely a side effect of our path - the path of seeking a solution to the impermanence of our species.

>>40919904
how do you breed and have children?
have you tried making a subspecies of your species you can ride subspecies into infinity im in one now when it has kids i will pass into them if it doesnt it wont matter there are 8.2 billions me's ever growing

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