Thread 40911429

So I bought a Sonichu Medallion a while back for shits and giggles, and I legit think it is cursed.

Since I bought it a couple months ago, I've had a bad time. I hit a deer and totaled my car. I lost my job, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm, my cat just suddenly died, and my bank account got hacked.

What can I do to seal it? I don't think getting rid of it will work.

>>40911429 (OP)
>What can I do to seal it?
Eat it to gain its powers.

>>40911429 (OP)
Nah man…it’s because you hit that deer. Look it up, deers are fucked up. I don’t have the info on me, but deers are about as paranormal as it gets. I don’t know what the fix is; I just don’t go near the fuckers.

>>40911429 (OP)
I was harassed by this fucking evil shit spirit, he goes away on its own but he opens windows for other spirits and things to harass, you will have to learn to live with it anon

>>40911429 (OP)
I’m telling you, it’s the fucking deer. I knew a girl who’s grandpa hit a deer but the deer staggered off and he wasn’t able to like burn it or something, which he claimed was something you were supposed to do, so he went to a funeral home and bought a funeral plan, came home and then died.

>>40911429 (OP)
Is it bad I don’t want to help this guy like usual?

It’s so much more self-inflicted than anyone else I’ve bothered to comment on.

Chris Chan is a powerful sorcerer, so powerful that higher forces had to conspire to give him autism, just to contain him. Proceed with great caution

Look it up…it’s the deer. Dammit.

>>40911700

It's always the deer. Their antlers are spiritual antennae in tune with the dark forces. Deer serve The Evil Ones by receiving instructions through the antlers and carrying out the horrors. Sure, they look cute, but we must not be fooled, and we must hunt all deer to extinction. I get the venison backstraps.

>>40911429 (OP)
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
delete that pic now OP! it is FUCKING CURSED!!! I opened your thread and I swear the tab went nuts on my PC, just started moving back and forth then disappeared! I had to click on it again!!!!!

>>40911700
>>40913274
redpill me on deer

>>40911679
You mean lower forces.
You're not supposed to keep birds in cages and stallions are meant to run.
They have no fear of God or hell and they plot evil, especially against the most vulnerable. They could care less. Do you see?
I called it a long time ago.
Imagine if Chris Chan could time travel. Everyone who conspired against him eternally btfo'd. Olympian slam dunk on the cowards.

Deer

>>40911518
https://youtu.be/U16P7c71ctU?t=22

So I’m going to derail the deer thing - which isn’t entirely false just a total digression - and explain what’s happening to OP and why I probably feel zero anything about helping them:

OP participated in, circulated, and fed into one of the worst and most exposed prolonged lifetimes of abject human suffering imaginable. The amount of kegare (like miasma conceptually but worse), bad vibes, whatever is off the charts. OP bound themself to it, creating a direct bond and connection. Throwing away the medallion won’t change that. Just imagine what Chris did with that money. Go on. Try to.

The only reason people like Liquid got off is because Liquid has *also* been doing good nearly every day of his life and he is a respectful, amazing person and his own trolling had a net nothing effect on the whole situation. OP, however, did not. Every single one of those things is cursed.

>>40914226
Thanks for the god effortpost. It's funny how many e-celebs who don't believe in /x/ tier things bought one of these as a laugh then their life spiralled in a pitiful way. I'm thinking of Nicky Rackets mostly

>>40914244
good not god**

>>40911429 (OP)
USE THE POWA OF THE OG SLEEPY LYNXCAT BOI, BULLDOG BEERUS THE SLEEP WAKER OF DISTORTION,,

UWAWU MAENE

>>40914226
liquid was just screwing around for a quick laugh, cwc took him up on his claims and cwc pushed the rivalry saga. liquid went along with it.
liquid was then horribly punished by having KACEY of all horrid creatures inflicted upon him. liq's brother was really against it, kacey was no good.

i'm pro-chris, i always root for him, i see the good side of him (he's really got a good heart alongside all those human flaws, like anyone else), yeah he did fucked up shit, but he's not a heartless monster.
also barb isn't his bio mom, iykyk. she also groomed him.
so maybe that's why i never got cursed by sonichu. hell i want my tulpa to curse baddies and ruin their lives. sounds like sonichu's got it made in that department.

>>40915600
As much as I respect your dubs, I have to disagree. Kacey was actually really cool outside of the kayfabe (am I doing that right?) and they were like a power couple until their careers tore their marriage in half. They genuinely would have hurt the other if they stayed together with how their medical stuff required them to be constantly apart OR force one to stay at home.

His brother is actually a real psycho irl, I’m uncomfortable talking about him

I think you’re perhaps a little optimistic, but that perspective matters a ton when it comes to not getting yourself cursed. You’re empathizing and trying to be compassionate.

Anyway, Liquid literally cured a form of cancer. Great guy. Values life like a role model. I wonder if in some other timeline instead of being Liquid he was like a PBS personality or something?

You know, I really didn’t expect to be talking about this here on /x/ with this much depth. I really hope I never run into anyone else from their circle except this one hot chick ever again outside of just the two, though. WAY too cursed.

>>40915600
I remember Chris following my twitter before he raped Barb
It's nice to know our energies were aligned to a similar wavelength, but he never gave a proper reason for following me

>>40916035
you'd be surprised at what vital bits of info can be sniffed out by those in the know.
for all the shit he's gone through, chris has indeed earned some wisdom through his trials and tribulations.

I always thought the number one rule with chris was explicitly to not get fucking involved

>>40914226
>Every single one of those things is cursed.
/thread

>>40911429 (OP)
Post medallion + timestamp or gtfo

it is cursed. it was made by a mentally deranged schizophrenic, an actual living house of demons. I dont need to run an EPE meter on that shit to tell you. why would you buy anything related to that anon? you stupid fool, you dumb fucking cretin

>>40916216
When he reaches out to you but never says why, that's different
The day after my birthday he created "Bundychu" though I doubt it was actually modeled after Ted Bundy

>>40914035
There’s a greentext about a Russian forester/poacher-catcher, but I don’t have it. It’s a good one. Deer are really enigmatic creatures. A lot of people think they’re just “cute” but those things can impale you like you’re nothing. Same with bears. Bears can ram through your front door without even trying. People think they’re safe in their cars when looking at bucks/stags but those beautiful animals can ram themselves into your car like your windows don’t even exist.

And there’s something that happen to deer every once in a while where they’re just fearless. Like you can have a rifle and shoot, and if faced with 20 deer, they won’t run away. You’ll have to shoot them individually. I’ve read that they can kill bears, and even set up other deer as bait to see if you’re a danger to them.

I don’t know much about it, but they get along with crows for some reason, and that’s a WHOLE OTHER rabbit hole, because crows can remember your face. Look it up and you’ll see that deer and crows are not to be messed with.

>>40911429 (OP)
It's cursed, burn it and recite the lord's prayer while you do.

>>40916657
Look it up! Crows just hang out with deer.

>>40911429 (OP)
Itsagundam warned you, bro. Anyone who puts on the medallion even as a joke is cursed.

>>40911565
funny story i was on a road trip with my dad and he was talking bout how careful he needs to drive in this area. he was literally pointing at the wheat fields and saying
>look how tall the grass is, a deer could be hiding anywhere you have to be extra careful because they will just jump out in front of you
>he is just finishing the sentence and still pointing at the field
>then a deer jumped out of the grass like 8 feet and right into the front of our vehicle and it went flying over the windshield spinning like a helicopter blade.

I can’t think of a worse life than Chris Chan’s.

>>40917251
you think thats bad? one time, I bought a hogey at the diner, and guess what? no mustard!

What happens if someone wears it to anger it after ny praying to god and sneering at the demon as god protects u from all its curses and desires in ruining your life from our 3d playing field to the demoms 4d dimensional field. I can imagine it gettjng mad like GRRRRRR or Ooooooooooooooooo as it can’t dish out its curses on you when you wear it like it does to everyone else. I find it crazy how these demons and curses work, like you can go 100 days with no problems and suddenly you wear it and problems
Arise, like its some demon trying to side step you as your trying to go forwards. I wanna make it trip while its wearing clown honking shoes and make it trip and eat shit on the floor as when it falls flat on the floor a loud funny fart noise plays out loud.

>>40911429 (OP)
I think Boomy the Cat is a good influence on Jackson