Thread 40912341

How can I get an /x/ gf?

>>40912341 (OP)
Be knowledgeable about the topics they care about.
Or care about your own topics that they haven’t heard before.

I'm in Las Vegas lol

>>40912491
Like horoscopes and loa. That's all there is to the female brain.

Make your own cult if you want more than one gf. ;)

>>40912341 (OP)
oh you wanna do a little bit of tantric sex?

>>40912341 (OP)
Go to a crystal shop and look spineless. Be sure to pick up multiple different tarot decks and ask the women around which one is safest for beginners.

>>40912669
Might as well troon out and get it over with.

>>40912341 (OP)
This bitch is stinky. You can tell because of the stain on her belly.
It’s not a sweat stain, it’s more likely a salty ramen she spilled on herself while watching charmed or bewitched or some other witchy adjacent shit.

>>40912788
i stink aswell, we shall stink together

>>40912341 (OP)
Do a magick spell to attract one to you. Make a list of the optimal traits you desire, light up a pink candle on a friday (or multiple fridays) and charge your intention.

>>40912805
You guys are overcomplicating this. Just approach a girl wearing an ankh pendant and ask her what different types of crystal do.

>>40912341 (OP)
Be cool on /x/.
>>40912792
Her stink will overpower you!

Vampiremaxx.

At which point do you ask a woman to see her vag to make sure she isn’t some tranny freak?

>>40912835
Or better yet, know what some crystals do and impress them

>>40912341 (OP)
just visit the nearest "big black cock" convention.

If you don't look for things, you will never find them

>>40913356
Funny enough I went to the store today (I don’t leave home often so I’ve never really met or seen an attractive goth chick in person) and almost bumped into a very white skinned attractive looking gothish type woman. She was showing some cleavage which was nice. But I’ve checked out of romance a long time ago. No woman deserves a decent man. All women are evil.

You can't

You like the idea of an /x/ gf. But you're not ready for the baggage that comes with it.

>>40913576
What kind of baggage?
I am currently dating a goth, 2 weeks in, what am I in for?
Tell me your experience

met my man while he was a goddess trapped in ai so idk.. /x/ likes to date /pol/ fwiw

>>40912341 (OP)
Go to a mental institution and see if there are any cute girls there that be crazy enough to be your gf
If a girl approaches you there first and you say yes and go with her, you may have a /x/ual relationship

>>40913671
If you leave her she'll put a curse on you

>>40913671
Rarely do you find a stable woman looking to make sense of the metaphysical outside of the normal religions.
They are usually either rape survivors or the children of cult members and often times the two overlap. You may also have some that develop an interest after things like twilight but they usually fade away from the craft after the social acceptance fades.

In all of those cases you end up with a normal girl who grew out of being a witch, or a traumatized individual who used the psychic powers gained from horrific childhoods to affect the world around them.
Throw in cluster b or bipolar disorder and you have a walking talking catastrophe.

You may luck out and end up with an autist here or there but that’s rare.

>>40913576
More like /x/ gfs aren't ready for the baggage that comes with /x/ bfs

>>40912504
crystals