Thread 40912825

Elon Musk's babysitter saying that she saw him open portals and talk with demons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHoIf2SbL5c

Thoughts?

>>40912825 (OP)
My thoughts are that if it is on youtube it is almost definitely a lie.

>>40912825 (OP)
>Thoughts?
She's off her rocker

>>40912825 (OP)

I believe her.

You wouldn't believe what I've experienced either. Not the same, but startling nonetheless.

>>40912907
Share with us

>>40912916

I'd rather not for now. It is "freaky".
I know that if I just leave it at this, you might have concerns, so I will clarify a little bit.

When I typed "-> *" a few weeks ago, my reality was glitching and I was having severe consistency issues, and this is when faith in Jesus quite literally saved me.

Everything I looked at reflected my internal mental state and things that I had just done. Even when I turned on the TV and started watching something on the TV that was very obviously related to what I was doing prior, and basically told me to quit doing that.

And, like the OP says, as soon as I recalled my faith in Jesus, the situation resolved.

I'm glad I can even talk about this stuff, because for a while even thinking about it would bring me back into that state a little. Now I feel much more comfortable sharing it.

Also, my TV was glitching.. I couldn't even look at images loading on my laptop, the image would litereally tear and glitch out as if I was on a dialup modem, if you remember those days.

>>40912961
>I'd rather not for now. It is "freaky".
Well, I guess I shared some freaking stuff. Sorry, don't worry, God can make the impossible happen and He is with us.

>>40912825 (OP)
Lmao. No she didn't. That's retarded.

>>40912961
Thanks for sharing. I believe you. I used to be an atheist but then got interested in occultism and started exploring some rabbitholes, everything normal until I got into witchcraft, I tried some shit and after that I started seeing shit in my peripheral vision that wasn't there, started waking up randomly at 3AM, felt a heavy energy in my room all the time (only in my room), and my father, who is christian, wanted to pray for me but I always denied, and one day he randomly came to my room and told the demon inside my body to get out in name of Jesus Christ, I remember not taking him seriously and ignoring it but I was immediately dizzy after he said that. A few weeks later my friends started telling me some stories of shit that I said that I DO NOT REMEMBER SAYING (things that I'd obviously remember, like me threatening someone), it's weird because it seems paranormal but some may say it is not. I believe it is.

>>40913032
All I'm saying is that everything you mentioned right down to the dizziness and corner of eye things are classic symptoms of schizophrenia

>>40913053
I don't have it anymore though, I only had it for this period that I tried witchcraft. Never had it before or after the dizziness episode.

sounds like they need spiritual guidance, not forced injections and medicine.

>>40913111
I bet I can help them.

>>40913111
Yeah, I really think it's spiritual. If the man who lived in the tombs (Mark 5:3) were alive today, he'd be just another schizophrenic.

>>40913159
No, but the "false christs" back then would be classified today as schizophrenic. Jesus was not.

>>40913178
No, as in, Jesus was not schizo. But there must have been "schizo" false christs back then.

>>40912825 (OP)
So what happened is little Elon was hella autist

and he was sitting by himself making snake noises and flicking his tongue

and rolling his eyes around like a derparino

and talking about muh ayliums n shiet

and this babysitter was like "omg they're doing black magick"

and elon was like "hisssst durpa durpa ayliums"

She was drugged, they drug them. They have drugs you've never even heard of and never will hear of.
There are no aliens, no demons, nothing. Just human beings and drugs and they fuck with you because you are cattle, they are rich enough to fuck with you, rich enough to have tech and drugs you never heard of.
There is no god, there is no aliens, there is just governments and psyops, and they are royally fucking with you, there is no "other side" there is just humanity and the chemical substances that fuck with your head.
You, person reading this, are currently under the influence of at least 10 chemicals that you aren't even fucking aware of, let alone the ones you are aware of like sugar, caffeine, nicotine and etc.
You have no idea how deep the chemical rabbit hole goes, pretty much every major company that feeds you has been nothing more than a delivery system of these chemicals. You are cattle.
You are literal cattle, like farm animals.

There is a ruling class, and cattle. That's it. And they boast their parties and their events, their wealth and fame and everything else because they can and will, they show you constantly and consistently that you have no choice, not only that, but they also use your own flesh and blood against you in the police force and the army.

You are cattle, and you have owners, and the sad part is that they're not demons or aliens or archons, they are just human beings like you. Only smarter and more wealthy.

>>40913292
cope & hag'n

>>40913292
Anon, since the dawn of human time people have worshipped gods, talked about demons, spirits, across all civilizations, before they even knew water was H2O, we can NEVER deny the existence of a God, even if you created a simulation with super smart computers inside a simulation, they could at most tell they're in a simulation made of 0s and 1s, but they could never describe a human computer, because it is from another plan that you can't conceive

>>40912825 (OP)
Bro that outfit rules!!!

>>40913339
Since the dawn of time most shamans, priests, elders and authority figures have used herbs and drugs to pretend to talk to these things

it's just drugs

>>40913360
no, it's not. there are many ways to tell that it is a real paranormal phenomenon. the drugs aren't even necessary. when i want to amplify it I take a tiny toke. not needed, and certainly not in large doses.

>>40913515
Give me 1 thing to do to have ANY experience other than my own imagination.

Go
I will wait here

>>40913519
I don't want you to go to hell anon, but if you really want to have a paranormal experience your best bet is going to an Umbanda center, you'll understand what we mean. I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT, but if you're willing to risk eternity in hell

>>40912825 (OP)
Cool.

>>40913537
Give me something real, not theatrics

I want to see real things

>>40913537
Can you explain what that is enough so that people can avoid it maybe?

>>40913670
I literally just gave you, go see it yourself if you think it's theatrics, are you afraid? Wanna keep the cope alive?

>>40913689
They basically summon territorial demons to negotiate with them, they usually ask for an offering, it's creepy as fuck.

>>40913974
Nothing happens in an Umbanda center, just because a bunch of people around you are in trance and chanting doens't mean something is happening anon

>>40913998
Find an Umbanda center and go see it yourself, you haven't even tried, you literally asked for an experience

>>40913998
Also, don't worry, you can literally talk to the demon yourself, they summon it

>>40913988
Lol. Yikes. Ok, that's easy enough to avoid, thank you.

>>40912825 (OP)
>dumbass says something for attention
Wow, this needed a thread

>>40912825 (OP)
Elon is a fucking hylic just like Peter thiel and all those other palantir noahide faggots pushing Christian fucking bullshit on the masses. To the kikes reading this: you're not the chosen you literal fucking cocksuckers, you curly haired rat faced scum vermin. Fucking die already Jewish fucking vermin

>>40913292
>They've got drugs you've never even heard of
Lmao imagine being a hipster larper

Yeah well my Vietnamese babysitter quit because her family said I was huli-

—Oh.

>>40912825 (OP)
I don't doubt nor am even mildly surprised

>>40912846
fpbp based absolutist

so many holes in her story it's not even funny

>>40912825 (OP)
He does, but this is clearly bullshit because shit like that isn't visible to the human eye.

>>40913292
Please name three of the chemicals they use that we have never heard of.

>Be a thread on a sparsely-populated board dedicated to the paranormal
>One fourth of the replies are brainless deboonker posts

>>40914529
Obvious eglinigger.
Stop wasting taxpayer money.

>>40912825 (OP)
He is raising a magical army to do battle with the Satanic King of England. The King of England has made a pact with blood harvesters in the WEF and UN. Elon Musk relies on shadow magic and daemons to access higher dimensional worlds. He goes on psychedelic trips and arranges his chess pieces in the astral.

>>40918618
I believe it

>>40912825 (OP)
Does that scare you? Is this earth-shattering for your little paradigm made of smoke and mirrors and child-molesting priests? Good.

.

He also definitely sucks nigger cocks and is a huge faggot.

>>40919932
DOT.
Yes, he DOES! And YOU DO too, niglet! Never gonna forget about you! :^)

>>40919958
Excuse me?
I bumped this thread from page 9 after almost 7.5 hours of zero activity just to see what would happen, and as usual the immediate following posts are retarded shit. I can't tell if you're a mentally-challenged glowfag or a poorly-programmed chatbot. This post >>40919952 isn't mine. Bot or not, you're an idiot.

>>40912825 (OP)
People always post this retarded photo that cropped out the relevant part, which is his MOTHER.

>>40920031
top lolz. im curious of what these types of posters are, myself. 4chan is really getting unusable with the amount of psychotic retards derailing every single thread

chances are if you are an /x/-phile, you opened portals while you are younger either knowingly or unknowingly

Me? I open portals to the anime sex realm.

>>40912825 (OP)
>>40914513
>>40920056
Why does he look gay though, you would think demon powers would make him cool and evil and suave or something

>>40920994
He doesn't have demon powers. He has a lesioned brainstem and a bunch of people behind him.

>>40912825 (OP)
I believe her. If you know your stuff, and if you watch musk, then you know how much occult stuff he does. Everything from the satan's champion uniform to numerology in his companies news stories to talking about demons being associated with technology. Not to mention is mother is a literal witch.

>>40913292
when will the GOOD drugs come
back, though?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R3pfsUgtL9A

>>40913292
I believe

>>40912825 (OP)
>claims to have baby sat Elon in California when he was a kid.
>Elon grew up with comically rich and evil parents in South Africa.

>>40920056
Doesn't his mother think she's from Lemuria or something?

>>40924050
AHAHAHHA

women are the most fucked up creatures ever, blatently lie to get famous and get money. I mean I probably would too if I was a woman, but yea i'm just a man that no one will ever believe.