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Anonymous No.40920435 >>40920492 >>40920538 >>40920851 >>40922775 >>40922810 >>40923483 >>40923513
How do i ask god to create me a cute fox gf
Or should be satΓ‘n instead
Anonymous No.40920492 >>40920973
>>40920435 (OP)
You know, if everything were that simple, then most of the much sadder problems would be solved.
Unfortunately, we have no known cases of this, so either it never happened or those to whom it happened are not here.
Anonymous No.40920538 >>40923490
>>40920435 (OP)
shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.40920851 >>40920980
>>40920435 (OP)
I know a cute red fox girl but is not my gf.
Why don't you go out to meet your cute fox gf? It won't conjure itself
Anonymous No.40920973
>>40920492
You just have to have a lot of faith
Anonymous No.40920980
>>40920851
The point is that the she help me to go outside
Anonymous No.40922775
>>40920435 (OP)
kys retard
Anonymous No.40922810
>>40920435 (OP)
>A thread died for this post

WCIBN? *sax riff*

WCIBN? *sax riff*
Anonymous No.40923483
>>40920435 (OP)
You can ask god for anything. In fact...he is listening to everything and everything...so it's a given that he is listening. If you want to ask the greater will of something then you can do it the way humans have for thousands of years...make an earnest prayer and reach out to them on a personal level.

Just because you are heard doesn't mean he will grant you your request though. God isn't your servant lol. It's quite the opposite actually... though they are a rather flexible manager. If God granted ever wish to everyone who asked for billions to die what do you think the world would look like? Seriously put yourself in their shoes imagine how annoying it would be to mediate every stupid wish from a child or someone asking to kill her ex-gfs new bf and that bf asking for that person to be killed anyways I dunno just accept things might not turn out how you want it...

But who knows maybe God will grant your request it might take 30 years though and alot of unethical genetic engineering by Elon Musk you never know...

You can ask for anything but like any responsible caretaker if your request is stupid and irresponsible it will likely be denied
Anonymous No.40923490
>>40920538
can i get an uhh
Anonymous No.40923513
>>40920435 (OP)
You are God and you can create her yourself by visualizing her then acting as if you already have her and she'll come. It's called manifesting.
Anonymous No.40923526
Wish people like you would go to /b/ or something and not shit up /x/ with retardation.
Anonymous No.40923534
Some of you guys on here post the most fucktard shit.