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Anonymous No.40922974 >>40922993 >>40923005 >>40923357 >>40923475 >>40923576 >>40923947 >>40925985 >>40928455 >>40928567 >>40930041
jesus was a ascended master, enlightened, a yogi and a hindu
Anonymous No.40922993 >>40924289
>>40922974 (OP)
he was avatar of lord vishnu
Anonymous No.40923005 >>40923016 >>40923364 >>40924597 >>40928443
>>40922974 (OP)
>Indians still not realizing the more they attempt to provoke people in their impotent rage at being criticized for their disgusting behavior the more aggressively people with marginalize them
Look Rajneesh the best thing for an Indian to do on the Internet in the year 2025 is to either post a video of you eating with a fork or not post anything at all. Nobody sees things like this and likes or respects you more. Basically the entire world hates you in the same way we hate Jews. You have no redeeming qualities, including the self control that Jews have to conceal their true nature to everyone else. You never shut up about how disgusting and repulsive you are and how proud you are of it or trying to get into arguments with the people who are supposed to be your gracious hosts. You are going back to Uttar Pradesh, head bobbling all the way, you dalit retard. y
You and all of your mud-skinned buddies.
Anonymous No.40923016 >>40923020
>>40923005
unironically i am white
Anonymous No.40923020 >>40923054 >>40923073
>>40923016
I think you're lying but even if you are you are spiritually brown for posting shit like this
Anonymous No.40923054 >>40923066 >>40931377
>>40923020
om and and allah amen are the same
Anonymous No.40923066
>>40923054
You're retarded
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40923073 >>40923239 >>40923372
>>40923020
Can you idiots knock it off with the India hate? It's not funny, it's not interesting, it's not paranormal, and just so you know: the other whites think you're utterly vile and see you as an embarrassment to the race. You are making things worse for everyone, including yourselves
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40923091 >>40923361
The Cosmic Law of Karma must be taught to Westerners; clearly Jesus left his followers in darkness
Anonymous No.40923152 >>40923766 >>40924437
according to the alawite he was a sicarii murderer
Anonymous No.40923163
Jesus was a Bodhisattva
Anonymous No.40923239
>>40923073
lmao jeet detected, ive seen your low effort trip on this board but it didnt connect before kek.
Anonymous No.40923327
That is not my king, that is a false king.
Anonymous No.40923357
>>40922974 (OP)
You finally got it right lol
Anonymous No.40923361
>>40923091
It wasn't Jesus fault
Anonymous No.40923364
>>40923005
No one's criticizing indians except cucks who are still hurt over kamala and migrants banging their daughters
Anonymous No.40923366
Jaja blabla jesus hier jesus da.

Lasst wenigstens den Yogi da raus.

Geh dich ans Kreuz nageln für dein scheiß.
Anonymous No.40923372 >>40923530
>>40923073
I'm White and he's fine to shit all over you people
We did make the vedas, of course.
Anonymous No.40923384
HORUS HERE!

THERE IS AND NEVER WAS JESUS AND OR HIS FATHER!

GET IT?
NOW?
LATER?
Anonymous No.40923475
>>40922974 (OP)
yes i too have read the Adam and Eve story
LUCIFER (The Nine) !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40923530 >>40924671
>>40923372
You are both losers and and an embarrassment to white people... neither of you have produced anything of value in your entire lives; nor do you know the first thing about the Vedas.
Anonymous No.40923554
bro is high af
Anonymous No.40923576 >>40928446
>>40922974 (OP)
Jesus was a good man, with great ideas. Died for his beliefs that humans can be better.

Damn, was he wrong, eh..
Anonymous No.40923766
>>40923152
That's what I heard too.
Anonymous No.40923947
>>40922974 (OP)
If Jesus was hindu then name a street he shat on
Anonymous No.40924289
>>40922993
He is the 10th avatar, that is why He will return in glory riding a white horse to judge the living and the dead
This stuff about ascended masters is western fanfiction though. Hindu incarnations are much closer to the traditional Christian idea
Anonymous No.40924437
>>40923152

this seems.... plausible...
Anonymous No.40924597
>>40923005
>head bobbling
lmao, based
Anonymous No.40924648
the triptard is a poo haha
Anonymous No.40924671
>>40923530
>am some new anon who entered this thread. Heard you anons talking about vedas.
the first thing about it, yes, tell me,
is it ahimsa and being gentle?
Anonymous No.40925048 >>40925061 >>40927818 >>40928633
Both are probably bullshit but the alternate narrative that claims he went to fucking england to study with the druids somehow has stronger evidence
Anonymous No.40925061
>>40925048
To teach them, actually, or so the Grail legend has it.
Anonymous No.40925985 >>40925989
>>40922974 (OP)
no, he is the son of god

John 8:23 He said to them, β€œYou are from below, I am from above. You are of this world, but I am not of this world.

have fun with your fantasy jesus and good luck on judgement day
Anonymous No.40925989
>>40925985
but we're all gods and god is within
Anonymous No.40927818 >>40928633
>>40925048
Hasn’t heard this one before. Go more info?
Anonymous No.40928443
>>40923005
This is such a based post it's great. There's not even a unfair animosity in this post, just deep frustration at the pain caused by the evil nature of jeets and kikes in the West in the 21st century. They just need to go back. No bloodshed (though that's probably what will end up happening), just expulsion.

I'm open to Indian theologic models being correct though. For what it's worth.
Anonymous No.40928446
>>40923576
If he was wrong we wouldn't have Halo or Breathe of the Wild, dummy.
Anonymous No.40928455
>>40922974 (OP)
Jeet bot hindu idiocy detected
Anonymous No.40928567
>>40922974 (OP)

He was a reincarnated T-Rex. The cross is to do with puppet strings. The long vertical part has the strings for the head and tail. The cross piece has the strings for the legs. The Romans were really crucifying reincarnated dinosaurs.
Anonymous No.40928633
>>40925048
>>40927818
at the age of six, jesus' uncle, joseph of arimathea, took him to the university of the magi where he impressed the masters and started learning there. he ended up teaching. there are three major schools to this university and it takes a man his entire life to complete it (if he even can), but jesus did it in like six years. they say complete knowledge of this school will give you the ability to raise the dead.
then joseph of arimathea took him back to the city of qumran (which was where they hid when jesus was born when herod went around killing babies) and learned with the essene masters there. john the baptist lived there. women with the correct star charts were trained here in order to give birth to jesus.
after, joseph of arimathea took jesus to the druids in the british isles as they still had antediluvian knowledge.
after that, they went of a tour of the world visiting every country and every major city while learning and teaching with the masters in each location.
jesus was now a magi, rabbi, druid, shaman, yogi, monk, and much much more. having studied all the knowledge of the world, jesus had now learned all there was to know and he was ready for anything

NOTE:
joseph of arimathea is jesus' uncle and mary's brother. he is known for paying for jesus' funeral in the bible, but he was also a wealthy tin baron from the british isles whose mines were in cornwall. he has a wikipedia page.
joseph, joseph of arimathea, and mary were arimatheans from the british isles who settled in galilee
sage No.40930041 >>40931386
>>40922974 (OP)
>jesus was a ascended master, enlightened, a yogi and a hindu
egyptian spiritual practices are not hindu
Anonymous No.40930127 >>40933845
Jesus didn't wanna be here and He still doesn't wanna be here but He's being kept on earth against His will and when His powers are restored to Him He's going to kill everyone who kept Him here no matter how many bodies carry those souls, they'll all be dead and destroyed.
Anonymous No.40931377
>>40923054

Look also like : Alpha and Omega
Anonymous No.40931386
>>40930041
The vedic text are inspired from Egypt.
Rama the 7th aspect of Vishnu is the two sun Gods : Ra and Maat.
Anonymous No.40933845
>>40930127
he literally decided it was time to go down to earth again and did

extra: joseph and mary had children before jesus and many after