Thread 40927616

Has anyone discovered the elixir of life?

>>40927616 (OP)
That looks like generic CLO2 to me ... Good for almost every bacterial and viral shit and feared by big pharma

>>40927644
>>40927616 (OP)
Samefag shill who shits up every board. Btw this fags whole family went to jail for selling this shit as a miracle cure so now they try to sell to retards on imageboards lmao

>>40927616 (OP)
That's just a jaegarbomb.

>>40927845
It is actually really easy to make it and safer so no need to trust anyone and your anti clo2 propaganda failed right there
After that the only thing for anyone to not try it is fear and lack of understanding

andreaskalcker can explain how it works

mouthwash?

teleportion peepee jar makes doodoo turn into primewater.

estradiol seems to slow aging

>>40927616 (OP)
Bet

>>40927644
Yea? You figured out the chemical compound by looking at an image… that’s crazy skill

>>40927616 (OP)

you can already buy it, the guy who invented it lived till 96

>>40929174
do... do i have to eat it tho?

>>40929734
yes, a spoon a day should be enough

>>40927616 (OP)
I discovered the formula in 1438 and have subsisted on that elixir alone for the last 587 years. With climate change on the rise however, I intend to end my life this century. Human existence has changed the world irreparably for the worse. I miss Venice.

>>40927616 (OP)
Yes.

Love how no one will say what it is.

>>40930118
>I [...] have subsisted on that elixir alone for the last 587 years
Might you happen to have a Pastebin of the recipe?

>>40930384
urine. but that is not the real elixir of life.

>>40927616 (OP)
The philosopher's stone has been known to the ancients and to alchemists throughout the ages. The most intelligent men in any given society usually created it, and then wrote about it cryptically.

I know how to make it but I dunno if I will. It's a lot of effort and will take at least 6-7 years and it's not a particularly nice process.

Adrenochrome and garlic

>>40930443
Have you even studied Paracelsis or the Ripley Scroll? It is extremely easy to figure it out yourself. This is what I hate about this century. You people want all the answers handed to you.

>>40930910
>Have you even studied Paracelsis or the Ripley Scroll?
No. Are you hinting at the philosopher's stone?
>You people want all the answers handed to you
My apologies. It's just my standard procedure whenever it seems someone has high quality knowledge. Even if I can't benefit from it, someone else might.
>With climate change on the rise however, I intend to end my life this century
Have you considered traveling to Agartha?

>>40927616 (OP)
Yes, unironically.
If you know what you're doing you can make it with either plants, minerals or metals, think mono-atomic, diatomic, and colloid.
I use multiples of one of the above to make my own special "Phoenix" elixir.
(No, I'm not telling you how to make it so don't ask.)

I will say that the base philosophers stone is in some way related to the "sun."

>>40927616 (OP)
Yeah. Tasted like shit so I threw it out.

If you eat durian every day you aren't going to get sick or deteriorate.

>>40927616 (OP)
Sure, it's 200gp in the shop.

>>40931278
journey to the center of my boner

>>40930671
Then what's in the shot glass?

>>40927616 (OP)
yes

>>40927845
can you elaborate pls

I'm guessing it's CDS. This one looks homemade. In Germany, this production method is called Gurkenglassmethode.lol

https://odysee.com/@TranquilloPapi:b/What-is-CDS:e

>>40927644
What the fuck is "CL" in chemistry?
Carbon something?

>>40927616 (OP)
Not really, I honestly would be mad as hell if I lived forever as a human.

But, I do experiment with homemade concoctions, create my own extracts from plants and whatnot. My favorites are:

Chamomile + Cinnamon + Tarragon
For any kind of pain.

Lion's Mane + Gingko + Ashwagandha
For mental acuity and recall

Elderberry + Orange Peel + Ginger
For flu, cold, illness

Licorice Root + Burdock Root + Milk Thistle Seed
For overall liver health (since these are alcohol extractions)

Green Tea + Dandelion Root + Ginger
Overall metabolic improvement