Thread 40929517

After meditating every day for 25 years, I have achieved enlightenment. Ask Me Anything.

>>40929517 (OP)
A test, first.
What are the chances that you dig in your garden and find a gold bar?

>>40929517 (OP)
why did it take 25 years for you?

>>40929532
I wasn't doing it right

Is it worth it?
How do you know you've reached enlightenment?

>>40929517 (OP)
why are you not disintegrated into nothingness?

>>40929538
When all the pieces come together

>>40929544
that is not how it ends

>>40929522
Zero. I don't have a garden.

>>40929566
Are you too poor to get a house with one?

>>40929578
My mind is my garden

>>40929533
what was the mistake?

>>40929589

I did not know how to meditate

My form was wrong

Everyone's form is wrong

>>40929517 (OP)
what is the hand of providence and how dose it speak to (YOU)

>>40929597
there is no hand of providence

>>40929595
by form meaning what?
what is the new form?

>>40929602
Your meditation stance

No one sits down correctly

what power you gained? can you walk on water?

>>40929604
Can you just tell us? How to sit?

>>40929604
you are talking physical position?
you sat in a wrong position for 25 years?
if you say enlightenment do you mean enlightened about the position to sit?
what has position to do with anything?

>>40929611
Sit on the edge of your couch. Spread your knees, so the women think you are manspreading. Bring the bottoms of your feet together in the middle. Recline back into the back cushion of the couch and extend your back. Relax your neck. Breathe in through the nose and out through the mouth.

>>40929616
position is everything

>>40929622
what nonsense

>>40929628
>>40929618
I am offering you the answer. I have already posted it in this thread. I doubt you have a better idea. You all are going around in circles, learning nothning.

>>40929618
hahahaha this mf says he's enlightened and then talks about reclining back in his couch to meditate
hahahahaha get the absolute fuck out of here

>>40929633
well you have told me a position you like to sit in, what this has to do with meditation first of all, or enlightenment, i have no idea.

>>40929641
you are a fool. you must be comfortable when you meditate. you cannot make progress unles you are comfortable.

>>40929647
the quality of the meditation depends on the position

>>40929648
nah this is just another shit thread that's going to reach about 52 replies before jannies shoah it
you have no insights to offer

>>40929656
I have much to offer. I have only just begun here. What would you like to know?

>>40929517 (OP)
>I have achieved
Who is this achieving "I" that you speak of?

>>40929657
if position is everything and you told us your perfect position, what else do you offer?
how would you define enlightenment?

penis

>>40929669
enlightenment is when you see through the veil and see the truth

>>40929667
We are all part of the same whole but only some can see the whole thing

>>40929599
how to say you havent lived 10,000 compounding synchronicities / day in pure divine poetry with out saying it ^^

>>40929712
that is called psychosis

>>40929713
to you, and only so far as both you and i pretend your an authority on me with out merits.....

>>40929713
lets make this easy cunt, differentiate coincidence and synchronicity if you proclaim expertise.

>>40929739
they are only synchronicities because you give them meaning. in truth, there are only coincidences.

here's picture of OP enlighted

>>40929743
feet should be on the ground

>>40929742
thats why youve never had 2 synchronicities synchronize, let alone 10,000, youve no expertise to speak of. also, nothing you said is a definition, noob, thats why youve differentiated nothing, you you have nothing to speak of.

>>40929749
i have learned much over the years. tell me what you wish to know

>>40929751
what is the hand of providence and why hasent ALL spoken to you!?

>>40929517 (OP)
Can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>>40929767
kids love sweet cereals

>>40929767
ops a faggot and wont say but its because they are dying ^

>40929674
shit tier nu definition of enlightenment
you know next to nothing
go recline, lmao

>>40929517 (OP)
What goes psssss psssss pssssss in the night?

>>40929581

Based

>>40929517 (OP)
How do I time travel?

>>40929517 (OP)
What the point to have achieved enlightenment if the best move is to not move ?

>>40929517 (OP)
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>40929517 (OP)
Have you achieved any siddhis?
captcha: THXXK

>>40929517 (OP)
Alright, lets see what you actually know.
Dewcribe your personal phenomenological experience of Qi and describe your cultivation practices in-depth.

>>40929742
>babby's first awakening

>>40929597
That’s very homo erotic art anon. Is… is his cock the hand of providence that guides you? Are you the domesticated wild cat in this picture that needed a real man to take you? I think I already know the answers here, never mind. Continue on

>>40931532
He’s been tamed and turned into a sub by the hand of providence

>>40929618
Sounds like you are sitting on a dildo

Did that ladyboy escort really film herself fucking my arse?

>>40929766
Anon, this muscle man is wearing a loin cloth and you clearly enjoy ab gazing. You are disqualified from the enlightenment. Go take a seat please.

>>40931561
>this muscle man
>muscle man
>man
tfw you cant even count fingers accuratly.

>>40931532
>>40931561
oh you went the for the same angle twice i didnt even notice, you know whats wrong with being gay? those faggots are fucking assholes

>>40931788
I can tame you anon. Let me be your hand of providence and I will domesticate your wild spirit. My abs don’t quite match his but I also have 7 toes

>>40931799
how can you be something you dont understand?

>>40929581
So you're saying there is no gold value in your mind?

>>40931810
Are you the dragon in the image anon? Guarding your muscle men with hungry eyes and gaping mouth as you loom over an abyss on phallic strength etched into your being by the muscle men themselves?

>>40931843
That’s hot

>>40931788
I can see the feminine stature of a submissive man that’s hides behind a mask as they navigate the universe holding a flower capped staff in a yellow dress. Very gay anon.

>>40929517 (OP)
>I have achieved enlightenment

>>40929633
Already butthurt, and I haven’t read deeper onto the thread. This faggot hasn’t achieved shit.

>>40931860
>you know whats wrong with being gay? those faggots are fucking assholes
>>40931843

>>40931925
I lol when I saw anon stopped using images.

How to get out of Incognito Mode so i can post an image in a reply or create a new thread?

>>40931561
Make sure to sit in a reclined position or you’re doing it wrong.

i was taught how to meditate by a yogi master. It is important to breathe correctly and to focus on nothing.

>>40929751
I would like to know how to get out of Incognito Mode so that i can include an image in a reply or create a new thread.