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Anonymous No.40930793 >>40930808 >>40930813 >>40931043 >>40931044
Give up your magiks, work with the Holy Spirit.
Anonymous No.40930805
Agreed.
32 teetb No.40930808
>>40930793 (OP)
I am become the ram the spirit goader
Anonymous No.40930813 >>40932184
>>40930793 (OP)
In fact, I disagree. It's not up to someone to decide that they want to work with the Holy Spirit. It's a gift that must be earned. It's not something one can force, and it's not something one can buy. You are either worthy of it or not. So seek to make yourself worthy first.
32 teetb No.40930815 >>40930859
The new order of the centurion
I like a snake ressurect
32 teetb No.40930859 >>40932184
>>40930815
Let’s just say I used language to leave myself a meme memo
A memento
A mimnesko mori
To recall self ;^p
Anonymous No.40931043 >>40932184
>>40930793 (OP)
Jesus Christ was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.
>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”
>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified
>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked em young.

The "Holy Spirit" was also just a narrative invention to obfuscate the incestuous implications of Jesus's birth (John 10:30 & Matthew 1:18)
Anonymous No.40931044 >>40932184
>>40930793 (OP)

Oki,shitnon,How?
Anonymous No.40932184
>>40930813
Kinda true, but He's always working with us too. Also, strange wording. Are you worthy? What does that take?
>>40930859
Crazy how that's just there. Sad that it's this way.
>>40931043
Lol
>>40931044
Pray.