Thread 40936312

I will give you my soul, but in exchange, when I die I become a rape demon with a 3 foot cactus dick who is tasked with raping hot women in hell

You have a wrong conception of hell . Humans cannot become demons . Nor would they let you if even you could . They hate ALL humans , even those who serve them faithfully all their lives perfectly . You cannot imagine the supernatural hatred they have for the human race . And those who serve them ? Oh brother the things they can do to them once they are of no use to them the mind cannot even comprehend the torture and terror not just physical but the psychological . Brother please I beg you seek Jesus Christ truly

>>40936312 (OP)
Props to you man you actually had a (you) out of this.

I made twin flame threads who hit page 10 empty over the years. But this beauty got a reply. Youre a chad
Youre so cool

>>40936354
Blablabla didnt read

>>40936380
You clearly read it, otherwise you would be saying that to every other thing in this thread.

>>40936354
Trvke.

>>40936380
You will never be a real demon.

>>40936312 (OP)
That's not how it works.

>>40936312 (OP)
You can't bargain with something the other party already has, pathetic little incel.

>>40936312 (OP)
>satan I have an offer

>>40936312 (OP)
The way Satan works is that you ask for this retarded thing and then you die and go to hell and it happens to you instead. He doesn't feel any need to keep promises to you. He'll just say
>Sure dipshit whatever
And then you'll die and the first thing you'll feel is a spiky cactus cock up your ass

>>40936354
This

>>40936312 (OP)
geeeeg nusoicacas think they won't also burn