Thread 40938206

Most of you have never heard of this guy, but he's an oldfag internet troll. He used to take a stand against making money from fans and superchats but 'changed his mind' once he saw everyone else making money and became a total grifter selling hats.

To explain his sudden 'change of heart' and generate maximum revenue he faked a prolonged, (supposedly 'terminal'), illness for years. After such a long period, people asking obvious questions about why he isn't dead yet, running out of excuses and fake documents, he eventually decided the only way out was to fake his own death, change his name, (he's done it before), and move location.

I have inside information and I'm spilling the beans because I just don't think it's right. He initially tried to justify it as some kind of 'epic troll' where he was going to 'teach people a lesson' about how easily they can be fooled by a sob story OTI, but I think he really just wanted money all along. Now he's painted himself into a corner either way because he became addicted to the grift money, but knows nobody is going to be laughing if the truth comes out.

The pity of it is, he's talented enough to make money legitimately, but he's just a con artist at heart who likes fucking with people. From interacting with him IRL and eventually seeing through the con, I think he just does it because he likes to think it puts him above everyone else.

>>40938206 (OP)
Who the fuck has never heard of Jim, aka Jim39Jim, Aka the InternetAristocrat, AKA Mister Metokur, AKA... well you get the idea.

Isn't he still dying of cancer?

>>40938206 (OP)
Sounds like you’re projecting, anon. Perhaps you are the con artist and can no longer grapple with the guilt. Also, this is a great reminder to never fuck with the wrong person. Why? Because no matter how big and organized you think you are, you will find out. Though, there’s still time for you to make things right.

>>40938206 (OP)
Even if thats true i have never treated these people as my e daddy, so it wont matter.
Guess what? Every single online personality has bad things about them especially in the sektur.
There are redeeming qualities about people who had their time to shine and now fell off. It happens.
Dick Masterson was funny when he was shitting on maddox but now his podcast went downhill. Null / PPP will shit on him for platforming pedos like digibro even though anyone with a brain could tell he was interviewing him for the audience to shit on / give him the rope to hang himself with / etc. Warski and PPP are too stupid to even see the real housewives of alberta do the same thing to JF Gariepy to keep him talking and slip up. You'd think the idiots getting debanked would appreciate the efforts of masterson actually trying to do new project 2 as a payment processor or bank or whatever but no, it must have been a scam to dox them because they dont like him.
Null is too blackpilled and has no tact to make allies. One thing wrong with you, throw you under the bus.
The casino is also falling off because past PPP's ralph impression they just want to recycle the same cows forever. The same RTU/rakieta/dsp section over and over and over. They have no idea how to find content if it isnt on kiwifarms.

>>40938206 (OP)
paranormal?

>>40938206 (OP)
So what did good ole Metokur do to make you seethe anon?

>>40938336
Conspiracy. I'm not the only one with inside information on this. Just look at all the suckers here defending the guy just because he's likeable and a smooth talker. Guy has ultra-rizz, especially IRL, I'll grant him that, (that's what makes him such a great con artist), but he's lying to people online.FACT!!

>>40938343
Nothing, that's why this isn't easy. He's actually been good to me and my family IRL, and we used to lol hard and I'd even helped him troll people OTI and IRL before. But when I found out about this, which he didn't go out of his way to tell me and was far along by the time I caught wind of it, I was like "Dude.", and he handwaved it away as, 'It's just a prank bro'. I felt increasingly uneasy about it and we spoke about it more than once, but his latest move is just bullshit IMHO. Someone needs to say something, and more people than me should be.

>>40938393
I never much cared for him. I only vaguely remember him from 2016. I was more into Teal Deer and Sargon of Akkad back then before both of them left on their pilgrimages.

>>40938408
One of the worst parts of this is that some of the more 'skeptical' people he hung around with online actually figured out he was full of shit a while back, but he basically 'paid them off' with mentions and online attention. I'm not sure exactly who because I didn't really have much time to be involved with his more recent online shit or follow along, so not accusing those guys or anyone else in particular, but I'm sure you'd find the truth all very disappointing regardless of who you follow.

Most of the people who follow him seem to see him as 'one of the good guys' who is above all the grifting and gay ops, but he's very much just like the rest of them I'm afraid, and arguably worse on that score. Just the backroom shenanigans I know about are enough to make me think it's not funny anymore, so I suspect knowing everything would make you sick to your stomach when you realise there are no good guys. They're all the same. He was even doing Mundane Matt stealth reporting shit against him and that he didn't like at the very same time he was outing that fat faggot for his boulder bullshit. Sad, but true.

Internet bloodsports was fun to listen to. Beyond that and cancermaxxing I don't know much about him.

>>40938459
>/x/ - Literal conspiracies by government fags, Elon Musk, Big Pharma, corporations, charities, and other organizations formal and informal
>NOT /x/ - Literal IRL conspiracy and gay ops between youtube e-celebs against fans/viewers for financial gain
Read that again and see how retarded you look.

Anyone who watched this faggot at all is a subhuman by default. Some retarded, snarky, smug lolberg drumpf and vaccine shilling while laughing at "RETARDS ON THE INTERNET! THANKS FOR YOU SUPPORT, REDDIT! XDDDDD"
*spit*

>>40938206 (OP)
>>40938336
It's paranormal because I have a vested interest in him continuing to live because he has the potential to make w/e tf comes next even funnier. I have no idea what his condition is, I just hope he like covers some kind of funny weird stuff or w/e, but like, yeah, if he's a shit-bag then he's a shit-bag,

Oh yeah, fucker spoiled the end of Attack On Titan for me, not the whole of it, but like, ughhh, dick >: (

>>40938505
I hope he dies the most violent death possible along with his paypigs and viewers.

I'm not doubting Jim doesn't have some skeletons in the closet but are we really going to pretend like any of these guys who cover retards on the internet aren't a little shitty whether it be the bald retard the obese drug addict or the frat bros on 2beta4cucks they're all a level of retarded. Jim is at least slightly coherent but that's really the only flowers I'll throw his way (maybe one more when he beefs it and ralph gets one last laugh)

>>40938516
>are we really going to pretend like any of these guys who cover retards on the internet aren't a little shitty
It takes more than "a little shitty" to cover eccentric people, who are already fucked in the head and are probably worse off and then make money off of their problems. All these e-celebs are lower than any living organism on the planet. Worse than niggers, spiritual kikes.

>>40938206 (OP)
its been obvious from the beginning that metokur has been lying about his cancer diagnosis he bans anyone that says otherwise like the faggot grifter he is, only his cult believes the shit coming out of his mouth, he's been dying for over 10 years now its just a pity party from metokur it always has been siphoning off bleeding heart dollars because thats how dirtbags like him make a living.

>>40938532
just to add metokur hasn't been funny in years he basically makes a living reporting on every move ethan ralph makes suckling on his teat like some tmz journo faggot, his entire life is built around ethan ralph its his lifes work riding the coattails of ralph because thats who pays his bills its fucking sad man.

>>40938549
>>40938532
i never triple post but for metokur i'll make an exception what a fucking pathetic loser he has become his entire life is "lolcows" without realizing how fucking pathetic he has become i feel sympathy for the man imagine your entire life and all the money you've ever made was because of being ethan ralphs personal biographer.

>>40938206 (OP)
sounds like you are both fags who suck each other but when it was his was turn to dot he sucking he bailed on you with your mouth full of jizz

>>40938559
metokur has a shrine in his house devoted to ralph its basically his religion at this point.

>>40938278
You realize that lying about having cancer to steal money from suckers online is exactly in line with his character, right? He punches down for a living.

>>40938557
>>40938563
Metosissy should just embrace his cravings and get gaped by Ralph already, he tried his best to pretend he is into women by getting himself an ugly chink whore, but it just doesn't work.

If he is genuinely faking cancer it would be interesting to see it come to light considering how hard he was slamming on Boogie when he got exposed. Im sure the bald retard and the moral fag crew wouldn't think twice to jump on their so called friend and collaborator

>>40938574
its so fucking weird i get the idea about laughing at retards but metokur is in love with ralph at this point we are talking about YEARS OF OBSESSIVE REPORTING on everything ralph does its bizzare as fuck even for the kiwifarms types that shit gets old for them and they move on eventually, metokur is completely devoted to ralph like they had a rough breakup in college and he just never forgot the one who got away.

>Uhh...
>*SNORT*
>Haha...
>*COUGH-COUGH-COUGH*
>WHAT'S UP, CHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

>>40938206 (OP)
I havent watched him in a long time, I remember him covering lolcows or eceleb shit. I try not to consume much content like that anymore, bad for you.

Oh God do I have to spell it out!? Your insults fuel him! Fucking tear him down constructively if you're going to do so, or just like, do something else? idk, that's what I'm gonna do. Peace <3

>>40938617
thats what makes this even more pathetic and sad to be honest, hearing people call him out for how much of a beta he has become is going to make him bend over backwards to fellate ralph even more i mean get your bag queen, i may not be rich but at least i can say i didn't make my money by licking the sweat from ralphs ass like metour does.

It's so over for this cuck, he should just rope.

He's just an alcoholic chain smoking boomer with BPD whose mental illness is filtered through /b/tard culture and who was in the right place circa gamergate to capitalize on it. (not his first internet persona btw) Banal kind of sociopath. Not surprised he's from the midwest.

Stop forming cults of personality around people's online personas dumbass.

>>40938574
I also know the guy IRL said Chink whore already has lined up to be fucking while spending his life insurance and stream money if he did actually die. I personally know two guys she tried to fuck already.

Cunt makes Dalia Dippolito look like a fucking saint 5000%, and she just wishes that it were actually true. Biding her time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JttwV6XZ_I

since it's basically an e-celeb thread, what will be the endgame for foxdicks and other cancerous faggotry connected with it? like this fat fuck?
don't get me wrong, some of the information in kiwifarms is useful, what kind of circles and people to avoid that is, pedophilic shitskins and all, but otherwise it has absolutely no value beyond its existence making muh troons seethe and being used for bored cucks to stalk harmless "schizos"