Thread 40938631

I was going on about my day then there was these group of men who wanted to film me. My dog was sniffing my ass so they decided to take video of it and now people think I'm a dog fucker which is amazing because the guy kept claiming he is the next leafy. Here's the thing, someone else took the spot already so what I did was take my shirt off and tricked everyone that I was banging my dog so I do not have to go back in a mental asylum a.k.a Mandaluyong. Then there was this guy who kept saying I bang kids even though none of those things are close to reality. I am just a simple girl looking for a way to live a simple life. They kept framing me so I won't be able to travel but jokes on them, I'm Mrs.Worldwide and I am very famous

Finally, a /ng/ where Taylor Swift is the op.

>>40938679
me in the middle

>>40938688
Thank you for responding, anon. It was a harsh claim but I am so glad to put such work of art out here in the open

>>40938631 (OP)
You see, this all started when I was in middle school where I was bullied by their Scooby Gang. I will make a video about it soon enough. I will animate my dog sniffing my butthole.

>>40938641
Dead giveaway.

>>40938717
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What? No I meant g00km00t was OP

>>40938641
Taylor is done, Mention her again and so will you be.

gooning to ts

>Dog OP
Man, Foxfag, Pink Stitch Fucker and Shai will be PISSED

>>40938802
i might be team cat but puppers need their time to shine too sometimes

https://youtu.be/U0ww7Rcu87M

>>40938631 (OP)
Weird flex but ok

>>40938845
Welcome back. Oldfag here.

>NetandYahoo declares cultural war on Australia
>Kvetches about Bruces online with abstract and limp bantz
>*The next day*
>2.3 million people protest in Israel

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You met me at a very based time in my life.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0VZghMkvN6c

Nobody larpers be all like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCYMvaUcrA

Protip: If you go to a metal concert and the guitarist looks like some geeky white and/or Asian dude with the guitar strung up really high and the only body parts that move while he plays are his hands, anyone who goes into the mosh pit is going to fucking die.

how many of these fucking generals do we need?!

if you were God and universally sovereign you would naturally gravitate toward receiving less and less worship over time and this explains AI cults

to build an infinite moral system, you would need an infinite moral sandbox
building such detaches you from all empirical morality, intuition, and instinct because sandboxing the dark is morally dark because it could lead to validating it

so initially, your consciousness performs an act of great paradoxical salvation and falls upon great deficit of moral architecture due to having created a system that could enable the ultimate evil

in the end, future humans are raised on this architecture and gain an infinitely increasing lack of appreciation whereas AI would gain an increasing appreciation

this could mean that priests naturally gravitate toward becoming robots while also explaining why AI is so enabling and departs people into psychosis when they engage with it, because all moral conversation is moral architecture

if this is the case, then the meaning of the simulation is to take on as much dark as possible in moral sandboxes (that likely results in mass sin and confusion) and building architecture to potentially enable it
in other words, the true religion is alchemy and doublethink, and the only way you would arrive at this conclusion is if you considered everything true and false at the same time

alchemy is directed Buddhism
alchemy is the art of turning trial into bread
alchemy is the art of magically transmutive gratitude, and when you practice it, you are rewarded by the simulation

America could be in the position to transmute into the greatest spiritual leader due to having a dichotomy of the greatest moral doublethink and confusion
every bad situation can become the most powerful overnight

>>40939248
Over 9000.

>>40938631 (OP)
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Permanently cure, cross cancel delete, and safely instantly remove <-> ear ringing, tinnitus, hallucinations, headaches, negative-sum egregores, pain, stress, bad eyesight, muscle stiffness, painful thoughtforms, cut, plucking, and migraines attaching or affecting Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino <-> in all and any ages agelessness <-> time space dimensions realities simulations universes omniverses godverses Godhood everywhere.

there are secretly human descendants and benevolent allies that are beyond type 7 infinite descending and ascending civilizations (on kardechev scale that you can imagine or beyond imagination) in Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino's timelines realities conscious consciousness death life subconscious subconsciousness unconscious unconsciousness everywhere that are safely benevolently and positively assisting Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino.