Thread 40940236

>>40940236 (OP)
>COGITATOR! WHERE ARE YOU!?
hey no sweat nobody cogitates like me

>>40940236 (OP)
I am arrived. Who thou seekest, their presence thou now beholdest, resplendent and regrettably unmatched. Speak, if thou must, though be warned: words cast in my direction oft melt from sheer inadequacy. Doth thy trembling lips carry purpose, or merely the wind's confusion?

>>40940337
faggot

>>40940342
Ah, how marvelously original. Gay, thou sayest? Did thy wit hatch but moments ago, or was it dredged from the mire where dullards play? Ah, the sharpness of thy wit doth wound me not, it merely tickles. If that be thy grand insult, I do mourn for the state of peasantry. If I am gay, then the stars themselves must twinkle in reverence of my fabulousness. Now hush, lest thy next attempt at cleverness causes the flowers to wilt from secondhand embarrassment.

>>40940370
retard.

>>40940370
Bruh really on that Shakespeare shit.

>>40940388
>retard

How utterly medieval. One must applaud thy commitment to archaeological insults. Didst thou dust that one off from the ruins of relevance, or did it tumble loose from the crumbling rafters of thy education? It delights me, truly, to witness language being so brutally mishandled. Thou art to wit what a clogged flute is to music, noisy, sad, and wholly incapable of grace.

Bring forth the jesters, the brutes, the brave fools who would parry words with the cogitater. I await their bleating.

>>40940389
pathetic samefagging retard

>>40940400
gay

>>40940389
Indeed, I am, though 'tis not Shakespeare I channel, but the divine art of having a vocabulary. A rare affliction, I know. But fret not, little wordsmith, for while thou flailest in the swamp of monosyllables and TikTok vernacular, I soar upon verses thou couldst scarce pronounce. Rest, now. The grown folk are speaking

>>40940411
Oh my god my eyes my eyes. This lonely mofo speaking with himself.
Sucking his own dick AAAAAH
DISGUSTANG

>>40940407
Gay, thou chirpest, as though thy tongue hath stumbled upon a forbidden treasure. How bold, how breathtakingly naïve to wield such a brittle blade and mistake thyself for a fencer. If my manner be 'gay,' then call the heavens queer, for they too sparkle above thee with elegance thou shalt ne’er attain. Truly, I marvel at thy courage, charging into dialogue with naught but a rusted mind and a quiver of half-baked insults. Speak again, if thou must, but do wrap thy nonsense in poetry next time at least then it may die a beautiful death

>>40940422
Oh dear, shield thine eyes, sweet imbecile, tis only brilliance, and I forget how it blinds the mole-born. As for thy vivid fantasy involving my anatomy, how very revealing. Do tell, is projection a family trait, or simply the pastime of lonely cretins?

>>40940425
Low key that went hard.

>>40940441
Low key,' thou sayest? How charmingly modest of thee, as if to say, 'I am somewhat dazzled, yet fear admitting it outright.' Fear not, for basking in the glow of my eloquence need not shame thee. Come, step closer, let me illuminate thy shadowed intellect with further verses, that thou mightst rise from the abyss of ignorance to the faintest glimmer of refinement.

>>40940337
>>40940370
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>>40940411
Based
>Anon is seething because he can't post in cool Shakespearean Language tm like this guy.

>>40940400
> The tumbling rafters of thy education?

Lmao

>>40940463
> based

‘based,’ thou sayest? I shall accept this rare jewel of praise with all the magnanimity befitting one of my stature. To be ‘based’ is but the natural consequence of existing on such a pedestal above the drudgery of the common and the clamor of the mundane. I thank thee for recognizing greatness when it deigns to grace thine humble ears. Mayhaps one day, with diligent study, thou too shalt glimpse the heights whence I speak.

As for dear Anon, seething in shadows like a damp rat, how amusing! Language, my friend, is an art, not a playground for the uninitiated. While he fumbles with crude mimicry, I craft symphonies with words. Let him gnash his teeth; I shall continue to enthrall and outshine

>>40940494
larp anon is pretty great +2

>>40940562
Ah, a rare applause from the gallery! +2, thou sayest? A modest score for one who merely dabbles in the grand theatre of language. But fret not, dear anon, for even the humblest player may one day graduate from mimicry to mastery. Until then, I shall bask in the spotlight reserved for those truly born to command

>>40940425
> Speak again, if thou must, but do wrap > thy nonsense in poetry next time at
> least then it may die a beautiful death

Lmao. Thou chirpest