Thread 40941456

I want to have sex with one and have my children, also in general I want to contact them to have them pick me up in their ships. I want to be apart of their society. I am a male so I heard my DNA in my sperm is valuable. Even if not I would still like to live among them.

I realize having children with earth females isn't going to work with my

How do I accomplish this?

If aliens wanted to easily collect human DNA they could just run a bank or store and collect it from the surface of coins and bills. They could also just steal medical waste from hospitals or buy the assets from 23&Me since they just went bankrupt.

>>40941725
Are you retarded? The dna you get from skin cells is not the same as semen. Yeah I can clone my mushrooms or I can breed spores to create the next generation. These are not the same in too many ways to explain to your retarded ass

>>40941456 (OP)
>getting visited by another species
>still can’t find a girlfriend

>>40941456 (OP)
They already have your sperm from the greys