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Anonymous No.40946065 >>40946068 >>40946130 >>40946231 >>40946412 >>40946478 >>40946962 >>40947114 >>40947196 >>40947658 >>40948386 >>40948562 >>40948563 >>40949597
Why are white people obsessed with yoga?
Anonymous No.40946068 >>40946871
>>40946065 (OP)
your people are so highly spiritual and knowledagble, india is spiritual leader of world!
Anonymous No.40946113
Why not?
Anonymous No.40946130 >>40946465
>>40946065 (OP)
ALL OF US SHOULD BE YOGIS. NOT JUST INDIANS. INDIANS ARE TEACHING ALL OF US HOW TO BE SPIRITUAL.
Anonymous No.40946156 >>40947621
From a strictly mundane perspective - out of all the popular forms of exercise, it's arguably the one that leads to the most *internal* sense of wellbeing. Lifting might get you jacked but it can lead to stiffness & injury. Running improves your cardio & gives you endorphines, but it also tires you out & fucks your joints up. Sports have great social capital but can give you head trauma. Meanwhile yoga might not radically alter your appearance but it slowly dissolves all your aches and pains, giving you a sense of youthful energy throughout life. Also the classes are full of hot girls

On a slightly more abstract level I think it appeals to people because it's a means of (somewhat) getting into the meditative headspace without having to sit still for extended periods.
Anonymous No.40946231
>>40946065 (OP)
People seek spirituality and yoga is the most accessible and commercialized.
Anonymous No.40946346
NW Europeans and Slavs have high western steppe herder ancestry which invariably leads to genetic issues in a civilizational context. We should be living more physically mobile lives where the muscle, bones, etc but especially the fascia is constantly being stretched, stimulated and used. This cultural need is likely what created yoga in the first place as western steppe herders became settled into India after mass-raping them.
Anonymous No.40946412 >>40946429 >>40946456 >>40946481
>>40946065 (OP)
You don't know that Yoga was originally invented by Aryans? Seriously it's true:
>google "does yoga originate from vedic texts": Yes.
>google "is vedism an aryan religion": Yes.
Anonymous No.40946429 >>40946475
>>40946412
aryans were not white
Anonymous No.40946456
>>40946412
Do not redeem saar
Anonymous No.40946465
>>40946130
yes
Anonymous No.40946475
>>40946429
>google "do aryans originate from indo europeans": Yes.
>google "which languages come from indo european": Germanic, Celtic, Greek, Latin, Italic, Slavic, Iranian, English, Italian
>google: "where do indo europeans come from": "Indo-Europeans, the speakers of a large family of languages including English, Spanish, and Hindi, are believed to have originated from a group of people who lived on the Eurasian steppe, north of the Black and Caspian Seas, around 6,500 years ago. This area, corresponding roughly to parts of modern-day Russia and Ukraine, is where the Proto-Indo-European language is thought to have developed"
Anonymous No.40946478
>>40946065 (OP)
It feels good especially when your stoned
Anonymous No.40946481 >>40946492 >>40946504
>>40946412

>hurrr guys did you know I am a fucking retard
indo-aryan*

Which includes india. Hence the indo. Fucking retard
Anonymous No.40946492 >>40946547 >>40946691
>>40946481
india was inhabited by whites back then. you know nothing.
Anonymous No.40946504 >>40946547
>>40946481
they were probably light brown like jews during the times of jesus
Anonymous No.40946547
>>40946492
>>40946504
WRONG lol
Anonymous No.40946691
>>40946492
We are white saar
Anonymous No.40946871
>>40946068
Lmao this is exactly the used car salesman trick Prabhupada used to tell people how to "by hook or by crook sell this book". "Sir I can see how intelligent and wise you are please you just read this book blah blah blah".


"Life is an eternal prison and this is Kali Yuga so it's only going to get worse and if you don't escape this time you have to go through all 8.7 million/billion species of life again or worse go to multiple rounds of multiple hell planets first..... And you can ONLY escape this fate by selling my books and worshiping me the same as you would the Supreme Lord"
Anonymous No.40946962
>>40946065 (OP)
White people dont have a culture of calmness and being in touch with the earth
Anonymous No.40947114
>>40946065 (OP)
C’mon bro, you know why. Don’t play dumb.
Anonymous No.40947122
Anonymous No.40947196
>>40946065 (OP)

To open a yoga studio with enough experience to teach other white people who are smart enough not to mingle with Indians.

I know Indian chicks that tried to go to some of these white yoga studios and they were legit shunned / "wtf is she doing here" lmfao
Anonymous No.40947621 >>40947726
>>40946156
Bullshit. Yoga is really bad for our joints and shouldn't be practiced often.

One of the reasons females enjoy it is because it opens the energy channels and gives a temporary high even though it's bad for the system in the long run. Many females are masochistic.
Anonymous No.40947658
>>40946065 (OP)
It's oriental and exotic. It's a fashion accessory for hipsters.
Anonymous No.40947665
I’ve recently decided to purge anything derived from Indian culture from my life. They’re all retarded scammers. I know from personal experience interacting with them. We were conned. Their “enlightenment” was actually just delusional narcissism combined with a 76 IQ.
Anonymous No.40947726
>>40947621
Bro jus stop. If you don't like it cool. Why do you people tryda get on here an lie about things you obviously know literally nothing about? Is Trump making you act like this? Saying yoga is bad for your joints is like saying exercise and walking is bad for your health and smoking cigs are good for you. Df are you talking about?
Anonymous No.40948386
>>40946065 (OP)
We're not. We're obsessed with carotid-dissection-risking aerobics and circle-jerking to vague New Age bullshit. When we do both at the same time, we just call it "yoga" in much the same way we call the earlier denizens of the Western Hemisphere "Indians".
Anonymous No.40948548
are we now?
Anonymous No.40948562
>>40946065 (OP)
they flee from their own tradition for exotic flowers
Anonymous No.40948563
>>40946065 (OP)
Because white people have divorced themselves so thoroughly from their own authentic traditions. First thanks to Christianity, then thanks to the so called age of enlightenment. The liberalism of the post-modern era has been further deleterious to European culture
Anonymous No.40949597
>>40946065 (OP)
Hipsterism.