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Anonymous No.40946932 [Report] >>40946935 >>40946946 >>40946954 >>40947672 >>40949731 >>40949898
How to reincarnate as a dog?
I want to reincarnate as a large breed, unfixed, male dog that's owned by a white woman. What do I need to do to accomplish this?
Anonymous No.40946935 [Report]
>>40946932 (OP)
yiff in hell furfag
Anonymous No.40946946 [Report]
>>40946932 (OP)
just choose it next time you reincarnate
Anonymous No.40946954 [Report] >>40946973 >>40949960
>>40946932 (OP)
Dude. Imagine being a dog. They can't have sex, masturbate, take drugs, play vidya, talk, or post on 4chan. You don't want to be a dog and you know it.
Anonymous No.40946973 [Report] >>40946980
>>40946954
>Imagine being a dog. They can't have sex,
Anon thinks dogs are manufactured at Pet Stores
Anonymous No.40946980 [Report] >>40946992
>>40946973
Fucktard. They get their balls chopped off and owners wouldn't let them hump another dog in the dog park. That's what I mean by no sex, don't be so literal you fucker.
Anonymous No.40946992 [Report] >>40947006
>>40946980
>anon doubles down on being a retard
Anonymous No.40947006 [Report] >>40947015 >>40947098
>>40946992
Yeah bro. Your white woman master will totally let you have sex with other dogs.
Anonymous No.40947015 [Report] >>40947018
>>40947006
Anonymous No.40947018 [Report]
>>40947015
Anonymous No.40947098 [Report]
>>40947006
>other dogs
lol, lmao even.
Anonymous No.40947672 [Report]
>>40946932 (OP)
You are a dog, you subhuman.
Anonymous No.40947709 [Report]
Anonymous No.40947714 [Report]
>you just know
Anonymous No.40949731 [Report]
>>40946932 (OP)
> I want to reincarnate as a large breed, unfixed, male dog that's owned by a white woman

Bump because this is an important question and we don’t have a good answer yet.
Anonymous No.40949751 [Report] >>40949767
is this the troll thread?
Anonymous No.40949767 [Report]
>>40949751
They're all troll threads, anon
Anonymous No.40949898 [Report]
>>40946932 (OP)

Women can mind control dogs by having sex with them.
Anonymous No.40949960 [Report] >>40949967
>>40946954
>They can't have sex, masturbate, take drugs, play vidya, talk, or post on 4chan.
Yet they seem so much happier than your typical anon. (I assume you mean fixed dogs, which OP clarified he didn't want to be).
Anonymous No.40949967 [Report] >>40950957
>>40949960
Non fixed dogs also don't have sex unless if it is to breed more dogs. Dogs are miserable creatures, they rely on being pet and dog food for their dopamine while humans have so much more.
Anonymous No.40950957 [Report]
>>40949967
>Non fixed dogs also don't have sex unless if it is to breed more dogs.
You haven't studied white women very well anon.