Thread 40947137

if you meet a ghost, how will you react to it?

do you believe in ghosts?

I'll ghost-fuck it in the haunted fucking toilet!

>>40947179
i luv u

>>40947179
but if you saw a real ghost, would you notice?

>>40947137 (OP)
I would probably exactly say, "Holy shit, it's a ghost!". After I calmed down after realizing the terrible and wide reaching implications of such a being, I'll try and help. I assume the ghost has unfinished business on Earth, so I'll help it and aid its transition to the afterlife. If it's like a cute ghost girl, I might consider flirting with it, but I will probably be conflicted, because it'll probably make the ghost more unnecessarily leashed to this material reality. Getting my dick wet probably isn't worth that.

>>40947137 (OP)
I will tell him about monsters with tentacles.

>>40947137 (OP)
Already met a ghost, I've never been so scared in my life.

>>40947137 (OP)
Have sex with it.

>>40947137 (OP)
If by ghost you mean a lost soul stuck in a loop until it dissipates. I will feel sorry for it at first. It's literally food though so I will eat it.

>>40947137 (OP)
Neat.

Unfortunately ghosts aren't real so this means nothing.

>>40947137 (OP)
Unknown. As I have never met a ghost before, I lack any experience with which I could use to accurately predict future encounters.

I'd clap and give it a dollar.

https://youtu.be/NpmDkFc0e94?si=nDVDT2JV6oDoxFrn

https://youtu.be/by599yLTw3w?si=8EcguHTh-QL-5hd2

I just watched these two videos, about apparitions of Roman soldiers in York and apparitions of Egyptian pharos at Valley of the kings.

There's something called the stone tape theory, that stones can absorb an energetic imprint from a previous time and people who are psychically sensitive can decide the imprints under the right conditions

There was also a theory that a subway in york, which runs in a circle underground, may amplify paranormal activity in the area.

>>40947137 (OP)
i'd have a heart attack

>>40947137 (OP)
I’d say “Zoiks is that a g-g-g-ghost?!!!” and jump into the arms of my great dane

Id probably be dho kef of I saw a ghost. I don't think anything could prepare me for it, though I know it's a phenomenon spoken of . I'm sure there's a scientific explanation if it is true, and outer current models simply don't account for it.

>>40950175
Eating ghosts? What?!

>>40947137 (OP)
i have met a ghost. i have met a few. the first one i met wasn’t very nice so i told it to fuck off, and it did. then *I* roamed the halls to make sure that fucker didn’t come back

1. The weapon. A Joker Chamois no bigger than 19cm.
There's reasons for it.

>>40952152
2. Donning the mask. It's important. For the Hunter especially.

And 3, the music:

https://youtu.be/f9b8NJ5OjE4?si=m2jTH-K45Mn-ylyP

>>40947137 (OP)
I reckon the first thing I would say is "hello".
Then see if it responds.

I'll ask it if it needs help.

>>40951283
Thing is, if ghosts are real, it's possible any one person you've ever met is a ghost. I'm schizophrenic and have delusions and right now there is a serious possibility that a person in the house other than me could have been a ghost all my life and I didn't know. It could be they're real and I'm just paranoid. Or it could be that I've hallucinated their entire life of interactions with me and with the rest of the world. Same could be true of anyone you meet, actually. But anyway, maybe they're real, maybe they're hallucinations, or maybe they're a ghost. Maybe you're the ghost.

In any event, be polite. You never know who is real.