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Anonymous No.40948432 >>40948660 >>40948797 >>40948846
Kidnapping
I think I survived getting kidnapped this morning.

I got assaulted and jumped on may 18th by a schizophrenic 2 week new hire illegal co worker.

I went for an escooter ride this morning. Had lot of fresh air and saw the sunrise by the river.

When I was going back to my place. I see a tinted white hyundai. My gut feeling kicked in. I saw the door open. No one was coming outside.

I quickly escootered into my house and went upstaris.
I heard massive bangs at the front entrance.

I didn't even want to look.

Why is this happening to me?
I've heard girls got kidnapped in this area before.

I'm really sketched out and I feel lucky not staying too long or staring at that tinted white Hyundai elentra
Anonymous No.40948660 >>40948694
>>40948432 (OP)
Are you a girl?
Anonymous No.40948694
>>40948660
thats the funniest part
im a balding 25 year old
not even a hot girl
Anonymous No.40948797 >>40948806
>>40948432 (OP)
Why are intel agencies hiring schizophrenic illegals?
Anonymous No.40948806 >>40948975
>>40948797
so nobody will believe them if they tell the truth
Anonymous No.40948846
>>40948432 (OP)
>I survived getting kidnapped this morning.
>I got assaulted and jumped on may 18th
Stupid frog has no idea what day it is.
Anonymous No.40948975
>>40948806
good answer