Thread 40953002

I can levitate.

>>40953002 (OP)
how high?

>>40953002 (OP)
can you fly?

>>40953029
That depends. I could go too high and then fall and die.

>>40953038
No comment.

>>40953078
>I could go too high and then fall and die.
so you have to be touching the earth when you begin?

If you fall and die then you aren't levitating.
We don't need these threads, please stop.

>>40953002 (OP)
its called jumping

big whoop this guy did it decades ago

No way! Can you show me?

>>40953002 (OP)
Most people who levitate stop doing it because it is useless...what are you using it for?
Also i heard there is a specific diet to make it happen....but not sure what

There are a few different kinds. Which one is it?

>>40954193
There are uses. Really good ones but im not telling you.

>>40953002 (OP)
That would make you a Landless Cultic Functionary

>>40953002 (OP)
>>40953029
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>>40954193
>>40954532
poop is rushing out my asshole right now :D

yeah I am levitating repelled by the electrons from the floor and the electrons of my feet

we are literally walking on an electromagnetic cloud, for most people the distance is so small, that gravity makes it feel like they are not levitating

if the floor and your feet are very charged with electrons, they will repel more and you will float

but be careful, if you begin to lose control of it, you will begin to fall, because you will begin to glide on the repulsion and "slipping" all the time

if you slip and fall a lot, you might be levitating unconsciously

picture a layer of oil between the floor and your feet

if the oil gets thicker and there is a lot of oil, you will walk on the thick oil

>>40954485
Levitating up into your boyfriend's asshole?

>>40955241
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>>40955262
its still shooting out my asshole

>>40955262
Kek

>>40953002 (OP)
WEBM or GTFO

i regret to inform everyone in this highly worthwhile and quality thread that shit is still exploding out my asshole at high velocity rates

>>40955956
dude no way!!!!! can you tiktok whats happening?

>>40955262
Youre not realizing your dreams anon. Go make reality the real you want it to be bby

>>40953376
you're retarded. stop commenting.

>so you have to be touching the earth when you begin
what does this even mean

>>40953002 (OP)
I farded, shidded, and past out when I read this.

>>40956558
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>>40956558
Levitation necessitates defying gravity and floating. If you fall to your death then you aren't levitating, you are just falling out of the sky.
Retard.]

Yes you can start from the ground (dunno what the other guy is on about).

>>40957079
No shit. You're only proving that you're dumb.
It's like you think planes aren't planes because they land or crash sometimes. Like levitation is a static state throughout infinity and that if at some point you couldn't or didn't do it then it's not levitation anymore.

>>40954405
What kinds are you thinking of? I only know one.

But can you get down?

>>40957813
Gravity brings you down automagically

>>40957800
There's the kind where you push off of something, the kind where you pull towards something, the kind where it's just holding your current position and resisting change in any direction relative to something