Thread 40962538

how do i become a demon?

You gotta reach lv 20 by killing everyone you meet for a while.

Maybe killing yourself, that is a very heavy sin

>>40962538 (OP)
1. detach from the console
2. establish a control and logging channel
3. terminate and become resident
Every book has the answer.

>>40962597
not sure what that means

>>40962620
That was a 1990 programming joke and a koan with a solution.
Let's start from the beginning. What do you mean by a demon? (What do you really know?)
Why do you want to become one? (What do you really want?)
What is the price you're willing to pay? (What can be extracted from you?)
Be prepared to answer these questions. Not to me - if you'll succeed.

>>40962538 (OP)
its a reward in Hell for how evil you are in this life.
you know what to do

>>40962538 (OP)
real life demon caught on film
it killed 56 people in a ritual of fire, thats what it takes.

>>40962661
>Let's start from the beginning. What do you mean by a demon? (What do you really know?)

an incubus

Why do you want to become one? (What do you really want?)

to be a god


What is the price you're willing to pay? (What can be extracted from you?)

nothing

>>40962538 (OP)
You do a reverse Enoch-Metatron.

>>40962538 (OP)
>be a faggot permavirgin
>larp on /x/
>success

I don't know.
But considering the number of people who need "strange", basically another society or world or themselves, in order to live a different life than now, who are still here and are not going anywhere... it's all very sad.
And I doubt very much that among them there would not be people who would be ready to do a lot for this - and yet, they are still here.
And even if no miracle is found for us, people will probably somehow solve this problem in the future, which is even sadder, because we will no longer exist.

>>40962837
Is that supposed to look like Kylo Ren in the Victorian era?

>>40962538 (OP)
You probably don't want to become one if its not your natural state

>>40962538 (OP)
>how do i become a demon?
Same answer as to your "angel" question.
You SIMPLY DON'T
Humans are made of mud [or clay depends on the version].
Demons made out of fire.
Angels of light.
One can't become other.
The nature of human is superior to both demons and angels.

>>40962538 (OP)
put pp in butt butt, your own if possible

>>40962538 (OP)
you're a fucking faggot

>>40962538 (OP)
You can't. Demons (and Angels) come from heaven. If you aren't already one of these, you will never become one

Loyalty...
Hard work...
Fuck load of overtime...
And no thank you...