>>40965684
Why are popes always so fat? I even made a fat pope version of the classic spiderman song because they're so chonky:
Chonker pope, chonker pope, slips 'n slides on his belly slope!
He's a wall, fukkin' lol, laugh at him, make him bawl!
HA HA! Cry moar you chonker pope!
Feed him pie, watch him die, heavy ghost can't reach the sky!
Diet coke? Stupid pope! Sugar kills, like a rope!
GLUCOSE! Here lies the chonker pope!
Massive blob at night, eats the cake like a slime!
Fat fuck gained some height, and some more filthy grime!
Chonker pope, chonker pope, vatican's big chonker pope!
Eat the sweets, pay the price, death's knocking at his door!
To him, stairs are a slippery slope!
Wherever there's a pastry, there lies the chonker pope!