Thread 40965941

Would you summon this guy?

yes!

the crown must be authoritative and the wisdom of the owl is grand, i'd suggest this might be a spirit of wisdom and voyage, like a wise king walking his own land! :3c

>>40965941 (OP)
>who?

>>40965941 (OP)
He looks very huggable

>>40965941 (OP)

>this guy

Hoo?

>>40965973
>>40966134
Two basic bitches.

>>40966141

Smartass.

>>40965941 (OP)
I would summon a potato if the outcome were funny

Actually, no. This individual's name has several variants, including Stolos, Solos, and Stholos. But the original is "Sthulah" - which literally means "Fatty".

And don't be misled by the endless lists of demons in endless Grimoires and their promises. Practically all of them promise one or more of these: knowledge of things past, present, and future; knowledge of stars and astrology; bring forth hidden treasures; summon people who have left you; make people fall in love with you; essentially, all that they promise is a variation of any mortal's desires - love, wealth, power, fame, long life, and knowledge.

Reality? They can't do shit. Yes, some of them might be a tad bit more powerful than others, but even then, their effects are spurious, temporary, and unreliable. To rely upon them is folly.

Source: am a serious practitioner of the craft for the last 11 years.

>>40966552
why do work with demons when you can work with gods?

I prefer Stella.

Biden's family worships Andras.

>>40965941 (OP)
These things are totally useless. Don't waste your time. They're nowhere near as intelligent as they're presented and they can't give you the vast majority of what they promise. They're the losers of the cosmos, which is why they're confined to the bottom tier of it where they're left to larp as kings over an empire of rubble and shit. A complete waste of time that will only make your life worse. They're imbeciles. You are likely more intelligent than that thing, assuming you aren't medically retarded. Total frauds.

>>40965941 (OP)
If you referred to Stolas as a chicken in it's presence do you think it would kill you?

>>40966552
Describe your ritual work.

>>40966937
They aren't generally allowed to do that. It might spam nightmares or sleep paralysis at you for a while, maybe get a little huffy, but that's it.

>>40966552
This

>>40966894
Ive seen Demons in real life, anon, and it's scary i thought "wtf is the universe we live in ?" how can we make a realist model of the cosmos we live in, to be honest, because the scientific model is incomplete for what ive seen.

>>40967118
What did it look like?

>>40966562
>he also attacc

>>40965941 (OP)
No. I already know how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

>>40967138
He was possessing an unconscious mind

>>40967504
67???

>>40967504
Yeah I've seen them look like that too. Just trying to jumpscare you.

>>40966552
>>40966930
>I did shitty halfass workings and got no results

>>40967670
No I got results, I also got an annoying fucking demon who still bothers me to this day despite the entire experience making me a Christian

>>40967680
>despite the entire experience making me a Christian
Truly demonic

>>40966562
Gods are just a hassle. So are demons, but they are at least cute and mostly harmless.

>>40967566
Maybe

>>40967680
Can you describe your ritual work?

>>40967680
>I called upon an entity frivolously and now he bothers me
hahahahahaha you dumb ass
>the experience drove me to worship some other demons instead

>>40967745
>>40967796
Apparently yhwh is the only "demon" you idiots WON'T worship. Isn't that ironic. I didn't summon it frivolously, I had a very specific goal in mind and it attempted to assist me in achieving it more or less. They're much more limited than you'd assume, primarily because of that one "demon" who you refuse to worship out of, I don't know, contrarianism? It's not as if any demon you summon will pretend as though God doesn't exist or isn't who you know him as. They might lie and say he's dead, but they won't deny he exists and is God.
>>40967789
Don't worry about this shit anon. Everything you could ever want, you can achieve on your own.

Ask a magician to describe his ritual, and if he doesn't answer, be assured that he's full of shit.

>>40967965
>I had a very specific goal in mind and it attempted to assist me in achieving it more or less.
What did he do for you, did you need to summon a storm in a desert somewhere?

>>40967985
No dumbass. I just wanted to be a stronger person, physically and psychologically. They can do other stuff besides what's in the book. So he threw a bunch of opportunities at me, some I fumbled and some I took advantage of, and that was all well fine and good. It started falling apart when I realized I had someone who was potentially thirteen billion years old on speed dial and began probing him about the cosmology of the universe and the nature of reality like a retarded Mason. Well he told me, and didn't like my reaction to the information. They are evil, lower vibrational, w/e you want to call it. God is real and they fucking hate him. They don't like humans, and when I say that I mean they see us in the same way /pol/ sees black people but worse. They are willing to placate us in order to use us to their own ends, and we often circumstantially benefit from that in the short term. In the long term, you go to hell and they get to torture you forever because they gain legal rights to you.

>>40968018
Larp.

>>40967974
It's really interesting how unhelpful magic anons here are. Go over to /div/ and anons are happy to talk about their process and help you with your readings, but god forbid someone asks a magic larper how he supposedly summoned assholedin from the seventh circle of hell to help him clean his windows.

>>40968148
I'm not much into tarot or the like, but I've tried operations from the Greek Magical Papyri that were of the evocatory scrying sort. It's basically just looking at a reflective surface while reciting certain godnames and conjurations. So far, no tangible results. It's not like I'm some kind of James Randi. If there's any truth to any magical practice, I'd be happy to have my mind blown. But as yet, no such luck.

>>40966554
floofa

>>40967241
I'm the most curious about fancy strut #6

>>40968119
>Come to the paranormal board to discuss summoning the demonic
>Guy tells you about what happened when he summoned a demon
>"noooo uuuuuuuh that's fake. No that didn't happen actually"
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>40967767

Ahhh Malphas, the raven of the moonlit night.

Did you know that the oldest grim with Malphas in it is Livre des Esperitz (the book of spirits) and that Malphas has a longer name in it. Lord Malpharas

If you drop the MAL it just means evil in Latin anyway you get Pharas. Also, fun fact Pharas is a real person who lived in the 500's a General for the Byzantium Empire that was known for his defensive campaign and use of spycraft. Sound like someone you know?

oh and another random fact.. Pharas the Herulian's banner was a raven. The more you know I guess.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pharas_the_Herulian

>>40968250
>gets together with her girlfriends every weekend to practice affirmations and crystal charging
Fuck you, you cocksucking faggot retard. Fuck every piece of shit useless larper here too.

>>40968345
I am male and I already told you I'm a Christian. You're just saying shit now

>>40968306
Demons are all named by Satan, and nameless nobody ones occasionally get named by humans, so it doesn't really mean anything. There are likely hundreds of demons that just go by Jack or Rachel or whatever. The big ones have names that have meanings but the meanings are almost always relative to something humans understand. Lots of them are just gibberish though.

>>40968379

Satan has nothing to do with anything. Satan is just an old Person/Zoroastrian God of evil.

The Lesser keys of Solomon written in the 1700s it just ported over the demons from an older book Pseudomonarchia Daemonum (False Monarchy of Demons) from the 1600s

The False Monarchy of Demons was just a pokedex of demons that was gathered from grims all over Europe and the middle east.

Satan isn't the Godhead of evil and not everything is retroactively becomes Satan simply because you have a fetish for 1 old cultures God.

All the 'demons' from the Goetia are just old gods, folk monsters, fairies, and dead people. That's it buddy

>>40968445
You have no fucking idea what you're talking about

>>40968455

I'm talking about history and old books, you seem to be talking about your own belief in your own God and Satan.

Satan has nothing to do with the demons of the Goetia they come from older books that have a history that proves they are mostly from local folk beliefs and stories. really nothing to do with Satan at all.

>>40966554
this dainty motherfucker is so cute I just want to feed him fish all day

More fun facts about Demonology.

Glasya-Labolas is in fact the fairy Cù-sìth

Marbas is also another dead person named Marbhán an Irish pagan folk saint and healer.

To learn more about these and other fun things read Liber Officiorum Spirituum a grim from 1400s English that included Demons and Fairies.

>>40968484
No, you have no idea what you're talking about. You're making spurious connections between words that sound similar like a schizophrenic. The regional gods, when there are demons that share their names one to one like Bael or Beelzebub, are demons. The existence of all of these entities are contingent upon God and the Bible, up to and including more mainstream "deities" like the Hellenist gods. For example, the Oracle of Delphi could no longer prophecise following Christ's crucifixion. Those powers were sealed away along with the sins of humanity. There are many such cases similar to this, the death of saints being recorded as causing statues of Apollo to crumble, etc. There is a reason that Rome abandoned their old gods, being that the true God made it very apparent to them who he was in a way that was totally undeniable. Satan is his name first and foremost, but he wears many masks. He is exactly how he's described in the Bible. And a creepy douchebag in my experience. But I digress. I wouldn't be saying this schizo shit if I hadn't experienced it myself, and wasn't totally certain of it. They hate God, and he has some sort of power over them that they cannot deny or disobey. They cry out in anger and pain when you pray to him. I have experienced this myself.

>>40968550

Did you know the Jews worshipped many Gods and they just condensed them into one God?

What you call God is really just Baal Yahweh and Baal El

Baal is just a title meaning God. There is no 'one god' it's a silly and simple belief my friend.

Everything you are saying is from a narrative in the belief that 'one' God that isn't even a single God in the first place some how rules and control everything. Simply not true.

Creating a whole narrative about one fabricated God and how everything in the world must fit into that is more schizophrenic than anything I've said.

I doubt Satan is even real, and I doubt he has anything to do with nearly everything in the world. Why do you believe so much in Satan? And why must every other belief system in the world be some form of Satan?

Nothing in the world is that simple and beliefs and history are complex and organic.

>>40968617
>Did you know the Jews worshipped many Gods and they just condensed them into one God?
No, they did not. They did what you're doing now, they worshipped one God, found some superficial similarities between him and some demons playing at being him, and decided they were the same person even though they explicitly were instructed not to do that. They also occasionally invented other deities to be his "family," or worshipped Baal as a statue of a golden bull. King Hezekiah filled the temples of God with alters to foreign gods and was punished by God for this by Israel being conquered and himself being captured and enslaved. The Jews constantly did things they weren't supposed to do, because they're Jews and that's how they are. Which you would know if you actually read the Bible.
>I doubt Satan is even real, and I doubt he has anything to do with nearly everything in the world. Why do you believe so much in Satan?
You know it's funny they say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. I know him because I've seen him, as much as that's worth from a stranger online, but also because he is obviously present in the modern world to the extent that people currently conceptualize him as a tragic rebel and identify with him. Which was unthinkable for the last 2000 years.

>>40968359
lmao nta but now you just sound like a christian apologetic
not buying your larp either

>>40968550
You're simply worshipping a regional god that became globalized.

>>40966552
>Source: am a serious practitioner of the craft for the last 11 years.

>>40968657
I am a Christian and I'll do apologia if you want. I'm not hiding this at all, I've said multiple times that I'm a Christian. Do you have any questions about Christianity?
>>40968668
Even entertaining the idea of that being true he is demonstrably uniquely competent and obviously has our best interests at heart so meh. Yeah go worship Zeus he just turns into a swan to rape people have fun

>>40968617
Yep. The Canaanite pantheon was simplified by Yahwist fanboys

>>40968668
Also this. Yahwists weren't satisfied with henotheism and simply imposed their favorite god as the one true god. Later Christians and then Muslims jumped on the bandwagon. Although, the Arabs syncretized one of their local gods with the Judeo-Christian Yahweh. We see many such example of syncretization in the pagan world: Thoth-Hermes, Hermanubis, Zeus Ammon, etc.

>>40968720
Stories about the biblical god testing Job, or setting shebears on some boys for poking fun at Elisha, etc.. these depict a god just as unsavory as Zeus. This now becomes a matter of which god you prefer. I dislike neither, but obviously you have a bias.

>>40968738
>A bunch of randomly mixed up shit together with no consistency
>Lists two separate deities that are somehow also Hermes
Wow

>>40965941 (OP)
I think this guy did. I don't think it worked out.
https://rumble.com/vcgvf1-tarl-hits-a-snarl-the-spiced-divinorum-demonology-challenge.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a

>>40968738

This is why I just pray to Beelzebub AKA Baal Zebul

The God of the Heavens, The God of the High Place, The God of all that flys.

So, so much better than Baal Yahweh and his endless bloodlust for killing kids.

Does anyone ever read the bible and think 'heeey.... God sure loves his killing I wonder if maybe-just-maybe God is Satan wearing a mask?'

>>40968765
>puts fingers in ears and goes na na na na
>picks on the side example instead of main topic
Yeah. Wow

>>40968764
Cool those are great starting points. So the original translation of the Bible more accurately describes these young boys as youths, apprentices of local priests specifically. They were full grown men and the attendants of adversarial principalities. The reason God allowed all of that to happen to Job is because he could see his heart and knew he would win no matter what Satan threw at him, Job is not about God torturing humanity for fun, it's about human perseverance in the face of seemingly insurmountable adversity. Anything else?

>>40968782
Young boys or men, you don't kill people just for making fun of you. Way to miss the point.

>>40968781
>Admits Yahweh came first
Huh
>>40968656
Well would you look at that I already said that

>>40968782
>Job is not about God torturing humanity for fun
It literally is that. God even works with Satan quite obviously. I don't care how much you twist yourself into a pretzel to reframe this.

>>40968789
>Admits Yahweh came first
Where? And significance?

>>40965941 (OP)
What happens if you kick it? Does your foot pass through it like a ghost projection? Does it no-sell your kick and retaliate with spooky demon powers? Does it just go flying across the room and leave feathers?

>>40968789
?

>>40968786
They were killed because they were saying he should die like his Elijah, who had recently died.
>Go up, baldy!
As in, die and join Elijah. They were mocking him for his misery and loneliness. Not for being bald. Him being bald was only relevant because he was old. Basically they were saying
>Look at you, you're old as shit already! Go die like Elijah!

>>40968814
You don't kill people for mocking you either, bro.

>>40968821
I don't but God does. Is that a problem?

>>40968826
Yes, it is. And if you can't see it as a problem, you're a part of the problem. Your god is clearly a petty thug.

>>40968799
>Will not under any circumstance concede this point even when obviously wrong
Load bearing belief in your personal ideology I see

>>40968833
My God is a king who chastises the wicked, which offends you because you know you're counted amongst them.

>>40968835
>likes that god and satan work together
Lol is this the part that reflects your Christian belief and your "magical" past? Pathetic.

>>40968840
Your god is a murderer and your mind has been taken hostage by the threat of overwhelming violence.

>>40968847
>your mind has been taken hostage by the threat of overwhelming violence.
Okay christfags, he may be just trolling on the other stuff but he's got you there. You only participate because you're afraid of burning for eternity. You don't actually like it.

>>40968842
They don't and you know that
>>40968847
Yeah he's everyone who's ever lived, comes with the territory
>>40968862
No I genuinely want to be a good person because it's more dignified and rational than destroying yourself with sin. To be fair, hell is unpleasant. But that's not the point. I don't like to be bad because it causes things to be chaotic and filthy. I enjoy peace and order.

>>40968883
*he's killed everyone who's ever lived
Again, comes with the territory. Everyone in the entire world lives and dies at his discretion. You stop being alive when God stops willing you to continue to be alive. His kill count is 100%. He has killed everyone who's ever lived. Someday he'll kill me, and you too.

Would you have sex with God?

>>40968862
I honestly thought he was trolling us though. Every thread about goetic demon gets hijacked by Christians who may or may not be sincere. I've seen anons readily admit that they sometimes switch positions on a point of contention just to keep the exchange of volleys going.

>>40968863
Hehehehe...

>>40968883
>Yeah he's everyone who's ever lived, comes with the territory
Your god reflects the same weaknesses of character as you do? How convenient.

>>40968901
What weakness of character, that I understand the inevitability of death and that an omnipotent God would have dominion over it?

>>40968928
That you would excuse murder because some people made you feel bad with their mean words. But nice try with the reframing.

>>40968781
>>40968811
I was surprised that semitic neopaganism was even a thing. A few years back I even met some Arabs who were trying to retrace Arab paganism. There's some Iranians who are doing the same with their indigenous religion, although in their case there's Zoroastrian religion but also pre-Zoroastrian religion that was more clearly polytheistic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semitic_neopaganism

Yes
I will make a little house for him to live.

>>40968883
>They don't and you know that
They do and you know that. You're the kind of woman who would make excuses for her husband if he beat her night and day.

>>40968935
Yeah no I think it's super based for demon worshippers to get mauled to death by bears for insulting a grieving old man

>>40968955
>>40968840

>>40968961
In the context of demonolatry, sure. But we supposed to believe Yahweh is a benevolent god. I suppose branding and marketing makes all the difference in perception.

>>40968968
>nothing left to say

>>40968971
Yes it is benevolent to kill evil people

>>40968961
Yahweh is the strongest demon. Fucking based.
I'm gonna worship Yahweh with blood offerings.

>>40968972
>Pretending not to understand
I don't view God as abusive, I don't like the people he doesn't like and like the people he likes. You win when you win. Sorry!

>>40968975
>people who mock me deserve murder
Nah. Would suck if such a thing happened to you for my benefit, I'll tell you that. But I guess I have morals and you don't.

>>40968977
Look into Orthodox Judaism if you're really dead set on the blood sacrifice thing. He doesn't accept those and the Ortho Jews are extremely insular but if you really want to

>>40968979
You're not winning at all other than showing your own innate evil and letting your god take credit for it.

>>40968984
It wouldn't happen for your sake lol

>>40968994
Right. Because you and your god have a monopoly on evil.

>>40968991
What evil? I'm evil for not liking evil people apparently

>>40969004
Nah. You're evil for excusing the murder of people who simply mock you. And the fact that you keep fighting this instead of seeing the evil of your thinking shows how evil you are.

>>40968999
Yeah we have a monopoly on everything that's how omnipotence works. What is evil is defined as what's in contrast to us. It is a totalizing belief system.

>>40969011
You're literally an evil demon-worshipper.

I'm not convinced he ever became Christian.
He simply found a stronger demon to suckle.

>>40969007
I don't care man they were evil lol.
>Uuuuugh you're evil for thinking a bunch of demon worshipping shits harassing an old man and telling him to kill himself deserved to die!
I think that people like that deserve to die yeah. Adult men who harass the elderly, especially especially in the way they did, deserve to die

>>40969016
The evil, of course, being that I dislike the immoral and unjust

>>40969024
That's right. You just keep on demonstrating your evilness. I just have to stand aside and let you expose yourself.

>>40969031
Lol okay

>>40969027
Nah the evil is in your apathy to murder.

>>40969035
>clearly nothing left to say
Lol ok, demon.

>>40969027
>low-key dislikes himself

>>40969037
I feel the same way about it as I do the death penalty
>>40969044
What do you want me to do, apologize to you? I don't fucking care faggot people who abuse the elderly deserve far worse than being mauled to death by bears
>>40969061
>low-key
Gotta be bait

>>40968986
Fuck that. I'm gonna rework the Goetia.
Then I'm gonna conjure Yahweh as a demon.

>>40969094
Knock yourself out retard

>>40969090
>wants to kill people who mock him
>worships a god with the same pettiness
Lol the death penalty for mocking some old dude? My grandpa would just tell people to go fuck themselves.

>>40969090
oh so you high-key dislike yourself? well that explains so much

>>40969114
No, I GET to have that done for me. Because I'm a son of God, and he loves me. That's what real authority looks like you crybaby.

>>40969090
Nah. I don't expect any self-awareness from someone who thinks mean words deserve death.

>>40969121
Seething, in disbelief that I would worship a God who does nothing but win constantly

>>40969132
I simply do not care. Me with the spear and you at the bottom

>>40969125
>is the actual crybaby
>"Daddy loves me"
Holy Blasian Jesus... I get it. You have issues.

>>40969140
*Sword
Whoops. Wrong painting. Oh well point still stands

>>40969140
Ooh, more murderous intent. But I've gotten used to your evil.

>>40969141
Well you were saying I was evil before but I guess the issues you have supposedly suddenly realized I have take precedence
>YOU ARE LITERALLY FUCKING EVIL!!!!
>AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE???
>You have
>ISSUES
That so

>>40969151
Ok. Anything else

>>40969159
Well shit, man. Your illusions of grandeur is breathtakingly stupid, but I guess it's your copium.

>>40969182
I am assuming the grammatically incorrect reply is bait for your sake

>>40969192
No, I get it. You need a daddy.

>>40969198
You need to reconcile with yours you headcase. It always comes back to daddy issues with you people.

>>40965941 (OP)
No, he turns his devotees into YouTube lolcows.

>>40969205
>>40969125

>>40967241
I would like knowledge of herbs, please.

>>40969205
Well dang, bro. You're the sick puppy looking for daddy.

>>40969167
Yes. I wouldn't put it past you to become a mass murderer of the injustice collector variety.

>>40969213
Based Cartman is always right
>>40969218
Am I

>>40969222
Sounds too difficult

>>40969223
You obviously are. But sick people don't usually know they're sick.

>>40969245
Really

>>40969229
>>40969229
Nah. You already have a distorted sense of morality pegged to a framework of theological legitimacy. You'd definitely do it.

>>40969272
Golly!

>>40969317
I mean what do you expect me to say you're saying I have daddy issues and I'm going to go on a killing spree. Where is the debate here

>>40969263
Yeah, really.

>>40965941 (OP)
Why would you want to? He will ruin your life like any other demon. Ask Styx

>>40969330
Gosh

>>40969337
Yeah I'm a troll. You're being trolled. Anyways do you have any questions about Christianity

>>40969344
It's not a Christian thread, troll.

>>40969354
Ok. But I'm a Christian and this is relevant to my beliefs. So I don't care. Crazy right

>>40969354
Don't feed them!

>>40969360
You're not even trying to stay on topic.

What about this guy?

>>40969369
I was but people started screeching about God being evil as usual
>>40969377
That's Behemoth. He's retarded. Supposedly good at cooking.

I had a dream about Stolas when I was young, he was nice to me.

>>40969400
I don't care about your religious nonsense. This isn't a Christian thread.

>>40969418
I don't care that you don't care dumbass don't you understand that

>>40969435
I do understand that you're a selfish cunt.

>>40969439
Are you female by chance

>>40969444
More trolling. Of course.

>>40969335
I mean, there's priests and pastors who were abusers too. Why attribute that sin to demons but not to god? Offering of tampon blood is kinda gross though.

>>40965941 (OP)
No, you don't want that guy around always asking you, "who, who, who?"

He knows who...

What would you ask Stolas?

>>40969627
What books to read about the occult.

>>40968018
>>40968445
???
I agree with you that demons are often old pagan gods that were demonized by Christianity, which makes it seem even more bizarre that you would classify them as pure evil/hating humans

>>40969697
I'm not classifying them that way, that's what I was told and what I've experienced. They were demons in the first place that were worshipped as gods. They were not "demonized," they were exposed

>>40967241
>astral peepin
basado

>>40965941 (OP)
What does it do again?

>>40969725
I agree somewhat with you there based on my personal expierences that demons are more dark/negative in nature, However, I think your outlook is too simplistic. Our universe is dualistic: the good cant exist without the bad, and sometimes there is goodness even in evil (yin yang). I'm not saying that to sound like a new age yoga roastie, but I expierenced myself how sometimes you need "the sword" to deal with certain problems, which "good" entities/deities cant do (or not as effective) because its not in their domain.

Our ancestors that worshiped pagan gods often didnt have the leeway to renounce everything material and become monks or ascetics. And I know that evangelics will disagree with me here, but Christianity as a spiritual discipline can only work if you become a monk/nun or become "heretical" and do angelic magic to achieve gnosis

>>40969823
It isn't our business to leverage the forces of darkness to our ends. All is vanity. There is nothing worth gaining that they can provide.

>>40969823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwAYnfnPfMA
14:00

unc talks about how we all have demons but many simply ignore them and allow them to backseat in their meat bag or actively worship them like a slave

>>40965941 (OP)
Mmm.. I'm not interested in herbs, stones or astronomy at the present moment. Maybe some other demon whose office includes raising men to honors or some such thing.

>>40969769
Who even knows

>>40969842
It's not your business to define what other people business is, fuckface.

>>40969934
It is God's. It's not like I can reach through the screen and stop you. It's not something you should be doing. But you are going to do it anyway

>>40969961
Oh so it's your business to pretend to speak for god. Fuck you, bitch.

>>40969966
You think it's so unbelievable that God wouldn't want you summoning demons?

>>40969972
Still speaking for god, you little fucking bitch?

>>40969976
Do you think God would want you to summon demons

>>40969961
>>40969972
Fuck off with your god-bothering faggotry, you filthy fucking bitch

>>40969980
Nah

>>40969977
I don't care what you think god wants or doesn't want. I'll do what I fucking want. Fucking deal with it, you fuckhead.

>>40969985
Then also nah. I'll conjure whatever demon I want, dumbass.

What if you were a demon?

>>40969993
Bro, I'd travel the universe and time.

>>40969987
Apparently you do since you were so offended I was potentially
>speaking for God
So his opinion on the matter must concern you to some extent
>>40969992
You shouldn't do that

>>40970005
You shouldn't be a bitch, but here you are being a bitch anyway. So I will also do as I damn well please. Fucking deal with it, you fucking bitch.

>>40967974
> ANSWER MY QUESTIONS (like a pleb demon) OTHERWISE YOU'RE LARPING

> DISCLOSE YOUR SECRET PRIVATE RITUAL PRACTICE SO I CAN DISSECT IT ON A MONGOLIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUM

> TELL ME YOUR METHOD SO I CAN JUDGE IT, BUT I WONT TELL YOU MINE, HOWEVER THAT WONT STOP ME FROM THROWING MY WORDS AROUND LIKE IM SOMEHOW BETTER AND/OR TRUSTWORTHY

>>40969993
I would get so much dick.

>>40970023
Nice, bro.

>>40970011
You should not do that

>>40970034
You should not be a bitch, bitch.

>>40968018
U know u could just lift weights

Why tf would u bother one of these niggas to get stronger, are u daft?(rhetorical question)

>>40970038
I'm not. I'm just saying. It's not our place.
>>40970040
Yes obviously but not specifically what I wanted. I wanted to be better at fighting.

>>40970047
I'm just saying too. You're a dumb bitch. My place is wherever I want to be at, bitch. I'll conjure spirits all I want, bitch.

>>40970054
You shouldn't

>>40970059
I will and you don't get a say in it, bitch.

>>40970059
Stfu.

Jesus was a necromancer. I want to walk in the footsteps of Jesus.

>>40970063
Well. You shouldn't.
>>40970067
No

>>40970090
Well, I will. Bitch.

>>40970079
I thought that Christianity forbid that stuff...

>>40970094
If you're a nerd, yeah.

>>40970099
Wasn't Jesus a nerd?

>>40970125
Fuck no. He was a necromancer.

Can we get back on topic?

>>40970021
So. You're full of shit.

>>40970147
I'd rather summon Purson.

>>40970153
that is my first post in this thread, you impotent moron

maybe if you had a demon to tell you which poster is which, or how to remove your head from your ass

>>40970093
You should not
>>40970134
Necromancy isn't raising the dead. What he did isn't possible for a normal human.

>>40970161
Mine too. Why so defensive?

>>40970170
wtf

>>40970175
Wtf wtf? I mean, if you can jump on other people's moronic squabbles, why can't I?

>>40970170

> IM RIGHT

> I WASNT WRONG, YOURE WRONG

> THE DEMOINS ARE HELPING

> IM THE BEST AT SUMMONING DEMONS

> NO ONE KNOWS IM A MASSIVE CREEP AND LOSER

everyone knows except you

>>40970170
worst. comeback. ever.

>>40970166
I wasn't talking about raising the dead. Jesus commanded demons. And we can too. If you believe otherwise, you need to work on your faith.

>>40970175
>>40970182
>>40970192
Settle down, bros. There's enough shitposting for everyone. But please, let's stay on topic.

>>40970194
Yeah he commanded them to fuck off. Not get him free money or a girlfriend.

>>40970204
But why would he need money or a girlfriend? Do you even know Jesus?

>>40970210
Stop being stupid.

>>40970213
Woah, all this demonic rage. I don't think I want to interact with you anymore.

>>40970220
Good.

>>40970166
I will though. What you gonna do about it, you dumb bitch?

>>40970210
Dude come on. Stop being ridiculous
>>40970228
I'll probably pray for you later. You shouldn't do that

>>40970235
I wonder what God would think of you trolling like this...

>>40970235
What for? The prayers of a bitch are worthless. There's enough prayers in grimoires anyway. Kind of ironic, but whatever. Fuck you, you dumb bitch.

>>40970242
I am the son of God. I fight His enemies as He fights mine.

>>40970242
I am being totally sincere
>>40970243
For your safety

>>40970250
Can you stop?

>>40970264
No, you stop. Mocking me and mocking God. The power of God far surpasses any demon's. He will set bears upon you.

>>40970270
Nta I'm the one you're doing a parody of but it's gay and it gives away the game when you say comically evil shit like that

>>40970260
Your prayers are worthless, lil bitch. Even Jesus don't like your stank.

>>40970279
Jesus was friends with a homeless guy who ate bugs I think he's capable of tolerating whatever character flaws I may have

>>40970277
Also NTA but why are you gay?

Jesus this Jesus that

>>40970287
Nevertheless your prayers are junk. I've got my own to consecrate materia magica with, you lil dumb bitch.

>>40970294
Who says I am gay?

>>40970301
That's nice man God bless you

>>40970306
You're the whole pride parade, my guy.

>>40970313
Cool.

>>40970313
>my guy

>>40970316
Nice.

>>40970320
... my *gay? I don't know your pronouns. He? She? Shem? Baruch HaShem?

>>40970332
I am male

>>40970338
If you say so, my gay.

How big is Stolas?

>>40970356
Mkay
>>40970358
They can shapeshift so however tall he likes

>>40970423
Okay.

>>40970310
Fuck you, you bitch ass turkey.

>>40970358
>>40970423
demons aren't physical at all though
they can act upon the physical world
and they can take possession of physical hosts
but otherwise they have no body of their own
they don't shapeshift in the physical sense
they just take possession of whatever body
idk if old magic books portray them astrally or what

>>40970508
I am a human
>>40970534
Yes this is true. What I meant is that they can present themselves to you however they please. But yes like you said they are incorporeal

>>40967965
I dont worship any entities at all
but as I mentioned in the other thread, you go asking like a beggar with nothing and are then disappointed with the result
pretty typical these days

>>40968018
>Well he told me, and didn't like my reaction to the information
well, what did he tell you

>>40968148
>but god forbid someone asks a magic larper how he supposedly summoned assholedin from the seventh circle of hell to help him clean his windows.
at least come up with some sort of non joke plausible reason for summoning
but fact of the matter is, most people ask for retarded things or fucking money or go git this person when they show up to the window with no currency

>>40968379
>Demons are all named by Satan
jfc this guy doesnt even know that satan is a jewish larp and isnt even a real entity

>>40970842
fr an ashvamedha is the bare miminum cost of entry

>>40968773
>So, so much better than Baal Yahweh and his endless bloodlust for killing kids.
>Does anyone ever read the bible and think 'heeey.... God sure loves his killing I wonder if maybe-just-maybe God is Satan wearing a mask?'
kek, this
but we only do aaaanimals right

>>40968782
go proselytize elsewhere

>>40970588
What kind of animal you are doesn't matter. You are a bitch.

>>40970877
Humans are animals.

>>40969094
yhvh and goetia are arch enemies

>>40970896
Fuck right off.

>>40970898
Not in the alternate grimoire I'm making.
Yeeheeveehee will be recast as a demon.
Astarte became Astaroth. Yeeheeveehee will become...
Yohohoth

>>40970928
No.

>>40970937
... and a bottle of rum?

>>40965969
Such poetry! And yet no one to reply? What is the deal with everyone ignoring this Guy!
Isolation is how one can die...
And that is why, I chose to reply, to this guy,

Kinda ran out of words by the second line, but uhh yeah, well said, Anon :3

>>40970963
ahhhghh I meant like the last line kind of? idk it's been a long but enlightening day ^///^

>>40965969
>>40970963
>>40970967
That's nice, man. God bless you.

>>40971075
Fuck God.

>>40966750
/x/frens, what is the real life Stolas's opinion on Stella?

>>40969842
>>40969961
>>40969972
while there are a lot of pagan deities that were demonized (or as you claim they got exposed), there are also many pagan deities that were integrated into Christianity and merged with saints or angels - Saint Nicholas and Odin merged into Santa Claus.
so, who has the authority to decide which are demons and which not? Christian priests? How can you be sure their decision came from gnosis and wasnt politicaly motivated?

>>40971075
Hey retard looks like you're having fun here but btw it turns out the heavens are a little more complicated than some gay israelite and that asshole storm god and you may die for your ignorance and get reincarnated a few lightyears from here. You're not going to be having a very good time when every water molecule in your body is instantly heated to functional infinite kelvin.

Warmest regards
-Horus the God of War

He's been locked in a mechanical body

There is no hope left

>>40971075
Thank you, and God bless you too : )

>>40972555
What tf is that?

>>40972705
Do you want the truth or something paranormal?

>>40972458
Who asked you?

>>40972727
Both, both is good

>>40970937
>I'm going to make my own fake and gay grimoire
>perchance I ever summon a goetia, they will be angry with me for it
lol fafo dumbass

>>40972366
>How can you be sure their decision came from gnosis and wasnt politicaly motivated?
the council of nicea was politically motivated

>>40972977
>the council of nicea was politically motivated
You don’t say

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