tee hee you are getting on my ship right anon? it will be fun
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:10:24 PM
No.40968376
>>40968555
>>40968322 (OP)
Look i know hollywood had to get creative with depicting aliens but imma tell you right now extra terrestrial life sure isnt human looking or anything resembling any known terrestrial animal
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:14:53 PM
No.40968398
>>40968411
>>40968322 (OP)
Yes, we need to have sex on your ship as soon as possible.
Ariel
!!zhC+nhbIa39
8/25/2025, 7:17:34 PM
No.40968410
>>40968322 (OP)
No thanks. Can I speak with your parent or guardian? I don't think you're supposed to be out here alone. It's very dangerous and irresponsible.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:17:59 PM
No.40968411
>>40968420
>>40968398
yes so you consent to getting on my ship right?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:19:06 PM
No.40968420
>>40968411
Hang on, this seems like a trick.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:20:19 PM
No.40968426
>>40968624
>>40968322 (OP)
What about boarding your hips?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:32:31 PM
No.40968496
>>40968504
My insecurity is so big that it shields me from scammers, frauds and every other being that expresses "interest" in me.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:33:45 PM
No.40968504
>>40968523
>>40968526
>>40968496
Sounds like a lonely life. What if a super hot babe really wants your cock?
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:37:04 PM
No.40968523
>>40968675
>>40968504
Then she's probably a schizo that will cut my organs out.
I come from a place down under where the women are treated like shit and I get money for being white
8/25/2025, 7:37:34 PM
No.40968526
>>40968504
well who cares if she can't enjoy cooking and painting together
>IM GONNA JOOOOOOM
nigha
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:38:39 PM
No.40968532
i dont care what you schizos say. when the ships land i'm running at them so fast i wont be able to close my mouth. worst case scenario is a lateral move into a different kind of eternal torment.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:40:39 PM
No.40968547
>no paws
this ain't my bus
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:42:28 PM
No.40968555
>>40968376
You can find example of what they're doing everywhere on earth, using a lure/bait to get their prey.
ChatTDG_V5
!!Z0MA/4gprbd
8/25/2025, 7:54:14 PM
No.40968624
>>40968426
You think she might need refueling? :3
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 7:57:35 PM
No.40968642
>>40968648
>>40968867
"Are you my designated angel girlfriend?"
*boards ship*
"So, how fast can you make the Kessel run?"
"Sorry, it's a S-Star Wars joke"
"S-S-Star Wars, it's a m-movie"
"Nevermind"
*spaghetti spills out of pocket and heads in all directions because no gravity*
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:03:15 PM
No.40968675
>>40968523
Their poorly suited for your new role aboard the ship, you'll receive, adequate, replacements
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 8:37:54 PM
No.40968855
>>40968322 (OP)
You god damn better believe it!
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 10:18:00 PM
No.40969448
>>40968322 (OP)
Its kinda sad that most of you think foreskin Yahweh is more realistic than this.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:12:24 PM
No.40969773
>>40968322 (OP)
I would rather go with you than stay on this stupid ass gay planet.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:14:45 PM
No.40969789
>>40968322 (OP)
I doubt any ship is going to take me away and even less grant me a hot beauty but eh, the chances are still higher than 0% so let's go.
I consent to getting on your ship.
Anonymous
8/25/2025, 11:45:49 PM
No.40969962
>>40970199
>>40968322 (OP)
her beauty is merely and illusion, pic related is her true form
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:27:33 AM
No.40970199
>>40969962
Hot. You've convinced me to board the ships.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:41:45 AM
No.40970269
>>40968322 (OP)
I sincerely doubt that going aboard your "ship" would constitute any kind of "fun" for me! Go back to whatever hellhole you came from.
>De Omnibus Dubitanum! (in Spades).
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:52:41 AM
No.40970348
>>40970643
>>40969836
It’s been several years. Where are all the dead vaccinated? 2 more years? Lol fuck off you boring twat.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:55:45 AM
No.40970643
>>40970348
>Where are all the dead vaccinated?
In the ground with the rest of the dead you stupid mong.
