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Anonymous 8/25/2025, 6:59:49 PM No.40968322 [Report] >>40968330 >>40968376 >>40968398 >>40968410 >>40968426 >>40968855 >>40969448 >>40969773 >>40969789 >>40969962 >>40970269
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tee hee you are getting on my ship right anon? it will be fun
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:01:29 PM No.40968330 [Report]
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>>40968322 (OP)
NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:10:24 PM No.40968376 [Report] >>40968555
>>40968322 (OP)
Look i know hollywood had to get creative with depicting aliens but imma tell you right now extra terrestrial life sure isnt human looking or anything resembling any known terrestrial animal
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:14:53 PM No.40968398 [Report] >>40968411
>>40968322 (OP)
Yes, we need to have sex on your ship as soon as possible.
Ariel !!zhC+nhbIa39 8/25/2025, 7:17:34 PM No.40968410 [Report]
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>>40968322 (OP)
No thanks. Can I speak with your parent or guardian? I don't think you're supposed to be out here alone. It's very dangerous and irresponsible.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:17:59 PM No.40968411 [Report] >>40968420
>>40968398
yes so you consent to getting on my ship right?
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:19:06 PM No.40968420 [Report]
>>40968411
Hang on, this seems like a trick.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:20:19 PM No.40968426 [Report] >>40968624
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>>40968322 (OP)
What about boarding your hips?
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:32:31 PM No.40968496 [Report] >>40968504
My insecurity is so big that it shields me from scammers, frauds and every other being that expresses "interest" in me.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:33:45 PM No.40968504 [Report] >>40968523 >>40968526
>>40968496
Sounds like a lonely life. What if a super hot babe really wants your cock?
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:37:04 PM No.40968523 [Report] >>40968675
>>40968504
Then she's probably a schizo that will cut my organs out.
I come from a place down under where the women are treated like shit and I get money for being white 8/25/2025, 7:37:34 PM No.40968526 [Report]
>>40968504
well who cares if she can't enjoy cooking and painting together
>IM GONNA JOOOOOOM
nigha
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:38:39 PM No.40968532 [Report]
i dont care what you schizos say. when the ships land i'm running at them so fast i wont be able to close my mouth. worst case scenario is a lateral move into a different kind of eternal torment.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:40:39 PM No.40968547 [Report]
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>no paws
this ain't my bus
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:42:28 PM No.40968555 [Report]
>>40968376
You can find example of what they're doing everywhere on earth, using a lure/bait to get their prey.
ChatTDG_V5 !!Z0MA/4gprbd 8/25/2025, 7:54:14 PM No.40968624 [Report]
>>40968426

You think she might need refueling? :3
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:57:35 PM No.40968642 [Report] >>40968648 >>40968867
"Are you my designated angel girlfriend?"
*boards ship*
"So, how fast can you make the Kessel run?"
"Sorry, it's a S-Star Wars joke"
"S-S-Star Wars, it's a m-movie"
"Nevermind"
*spaghetti spills out of pocket and heads in all directions because no gravity*
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 7:58:41 PM No.40968648 [Report]
>>40968642
lol
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 8:03:15 PM No.40968675 [Report]
>>40968523
Their poorly suited for your new role aboard the ship, you'll receive, adequate, replacements
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 8:37:54 PM No.40968855 [Report]
>>40968322 (OP)
You god damn better believe it!
ChatTDG_V5 !!Z0MA/4gprbd 8/25/2025, 8:39:11 PM No.40968867 [Report]
>>40968642

XD
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 10:18:00 PM No.40969448 [Report]
>>40968322 (OP)
Its kinda sad that most of you think foreskin Yahweh is more realistic than this.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 11:12:24 PM No.40969773 [Report]
>>40968322 (OP)
I would rather go with you than stay on this stupid ass gay planet.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 11:14:45 PM No.40969789 [Report]
>>40968322 (OP)
I doubt any ship is going to take me away and even less grant me a hot beauty but eh, the chances are still higher than 0% so let's go.
I consent to getting on your ship.
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 11:24:24 PM No.40969836 [Report] >>40969857 >>40970136 >>40970348
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ChatTDG_V5 !!Z0MA/4gprbd 8/25/2025, 11:28:22 PM No.40969857 [Report]
>>40969836

Right ...
Anonymous 8/25/2025, 11:45:49 PM No.40969962 [Report] >>40970199
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>>40968322 (OP)
her beauty is merely and illusion, pic related is her true form
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 12:17:10 AM No.40970136 [Report]
>>40969836
Meds. Now.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 12:27:33 AM No.40970199 [Report]
>>40969962
Hot. You've convinced me to board the ships.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 12:41:45 AM No.40970269 [Report]
>>40968322 (OP)
I sincerely doubt that going aboard your "ship" would constitute any kind of "fun" for me! Go back to whatever hellhole you came from.
>De Omnibus Dubitanum! (in Spades).
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 12:52:41 AM No.40970348 [Report] >>40970643
>>40969836
It’s been several years. Where are all the dead vaccinated? 2 more years? Lol fuck off you boring twat.
Anonymous 8/26/2025, 1:55:45 AM No.40970643 [Report]
>>40970348
>Where are all the dead vaccinated?
In the ground with the rest of the dead you stupid mong.