Thread 40978292

>drinking on a golf course in high school
>suddenly, a “big camera flash in the sky” that holds for 2-3 seconds. Blinding white light
>several hundred feet in the air, maybe helicopter altitude, not above cloud height
>a split second later, the same camera flash occurs WAY off in the horizon above the distant tree line
>30-40 corroborating witnesses

>>40978521
fuck the fiat system, i was not born for this shit

>>40978525
dont ask.

>>40978530
star wars

>>40978511
red eyes

>>40978517
probably the same breed or something close

>>40978557
how cute

>>40978292 (OP)
why are you posting all these hoaxes?

>>40978513
mantis race?

>>40978577
show me the real thing then, oh almighty.

>>40978582
there is no real one you moron

>>40978309
>the fucking Jake Barber egg was real
No fucking way

>>40978600
nice try, now leave

>>40978602
very way

Why is it that all grey ayys look different in each picture. Theres no consistency. Must be dozens of different types that look vaguely similar but

>>40979000
because 98% is disinfo/psyop and 2% is real

>>40978292 (OP)

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1550830707001802

probably the best evidence for the supernatural that i have ever found.

>A double-blind, randomized, placebo-controlled experiment investigated whether chocolate exposed to “good intentions” would enhance mood more than unexposed chocolate.
>Design
>Individuals were assigned to one of four groups and asked to record their mood each day for a week by using the Profile of Mood States. For days three, four and five, each person consumed a half ounce of dark chocolate twice a day at prescribed times. Three groups blindly received chocolate that had been intentionally treated by three different techniques. The intention in each case was that people who ate the chocolate would experience an enhanced sense of energy, vigor, and well-being. The fourth group blindly received untreated chocolate as a placebo control. The hypothesis was that mood reported during the three days of eating chocolate would improve more in the intentional groups than in the control group.

>On the third day of eating chocolate, mood had improved significantly more in the intention conditions than in the control condition (P = .04). Analysis of a planned subset of individuals who habitually consumed less than the grand mean of 3.2 ounces of chocolate per week showed a stronger improvement in mood (P = .0001). Primary contributors to the mood changes were the factors of declining fatigue (P = .01) and increasing vigor (P = .002). All three intentional techniques contributed to the observed results.
>Conclusion
>The mood-elevating properties of chocolate can be enhanced with intention.

>>40979000
See>>40978517
The quebec and siberia ones are the only legit things ITT

Is this the real one?

>>40979000
Distant cousins, perhaps.

>>40978292 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6s5RwqnnLM

>>40978292 (OP)
>>40980867
Here is another good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2SUy8TeQ7g&list=PLaXr8NoZavXNZnOS7cij_RXF7msnlM1Gj&index=48

Skip to 20:40 to see it.

>>40978513
Probably the only real one in this thread.

>>40981057
Look again dude. Obviously a lot of real aliens in this thread.

might get in trouble for this but here
dont share this around

The "real photo" is not an alien
It's a pregnant 8 year old getting an ultrasound
I've seen it appear on /pol/ and/tv/ during COVID
It never gets archived and the discussion of an alien might be a distraction

>>40981093
Finally a real alien

>>40981127
please dont tell anyone i showed you this

>>40978539
this is from the roswell tv movie

>>40981122
Never heard this before. Expand.

>>40981194
It's the kind of image that would actually warrant a shutdown if people started saving and discussing it
The girl was happy in the image, there was a Lynchian, almost disarming quality to it
You could feel something physical when you looked at it

>>40981122
>>40981251
please shut the fuck up

>>40981251
Either post it or fuck off

im close when i dial it

>>40978525
isnt that the baby from eraserhead

>>40978507
looks grumpy
feel bad for him
want to make him happy :)

>>40981399
Why take personal offense to the mention of something you have no connection to?

There are a lot of pictures of greys, are there other alien species?

>>40978311
“Drinking” instantly discredited

Rare piece of spheric thin piece of plastic that sings and accompanies with music

>>40980191
The mood elevating properties of [engaging with anything] can be enhanced with intention. Soft science never pokes past the precipice of simpleness and it's discouraging to see the nature of connection left so thoroughly uninvestigated.

>>40983225
I don’t disagree. Although it was a sizable group of kids outside in a clearing at a discreet hour. True story

i can't find it but a while ago (6 months or more) there was some story here on /x/ (or possibly /pol) about anon being outside in the sun, in empty construction yard, with phone in his hand, hearing some camera shutter sound or other sound behind him, turning around and seeing humanoid right in front of him, taking pic of it, then it's gone, then feeling intense nausea and vomiting

a pic was attached. but i can't find it now. i have decent but imprecise memory, and can't seem to find the exact words used so i could find it in the archives. thread didn't have many replies. so if someone has more precise memory please help me out

may have been some lame cgi pic, tho it was high rez. humanoid, bug like, green brownish skin. i didn't look at it at the time, but now i'm very curious

>>40983321
>Laugh, thinking is joke
>Checks year on CD
>MDCXXI
>Mirror civilization
>TFW they never experienced dark ages
>TFW their MMXXV will outdo ours, if not already

He might be a Reptar, but I respect his drip, lmao.

>>40978600
the anonymous hacker known as 4chan just flew over my house