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Anonymous No.40980955 >>40980964 >>40981054 >>40981070 >>40981112 >>40981187
What would your personal ironic hell be?
I don't mean fire and brimstone but more like some twilight zone thing where the gambler wins every time so he doesn't enjoy it anymore. Be creative guys.
Anonymous No.40980964 >>40981001
>>40980955 (OP)
a normal world where everything is caused by a race of people and not a big divine otherworldy thing, and nothing ever happens and there is nothing else other than humanity and there is no exploration and there is only static good
Anonymous No.40981001
>>40980964
Fuck.
Anonymous No.40981054
>>40980955 (OP)
A hell where an autistic person doesn't understand euphemisms or aphorisms but it's the only way to escape their Kafka trap.
Anonymous No.40981070 >>40981103
>>40980955 (OP)
I have a multi-ethnic harem of hot bitches with big firm tits and juicy asses, but no penis.
Anonymous No.40981103 >>40981134
>>40981070
Why would you want them to have penises?
Anonymous No.40981112 >>40981136
>>40980955 (OP)
I'm sent to heaven but heaven is a finite space of about 50 square miles which can be explored over a few weeks, and I can't die.
Anonymous No.40981134
>>40981103
Because what use is a ladyboy without a penis. Duh.
Anonymous No.40981136
>>40981112
I once had a super realistic dream, when I was a teenager, that I had died and went to this motel room that had everything I wanted and could respawn shit forever, like vidya and junk food, but my room was stuck with the coldest setting on the AC and my heaven motel room was next to a broken ice machine that made a fuckload of noise. Eventually in the dream I stepped out and met God, which I couldn't really see, like an invisible being of pure raw energy you could still locate with your mind's eye.
Anonymous No.40981187
>>40980955 (OP)
Also, Hell looked a lot like a perfectly dark frozen void in which I am a disembodied anima, the cold I feel emanates from within, and I think the worst feeling is this disconection with God. If anyone has ever experienced this, they'll know how painful and horrible that alone is, it's like you can't remember your name or your past, all you can feel in your icy soul is pain, regret and fear. No more warmth, no more happiness, no nostalgia, no more good memories - it's all absolute spiritual suffering. I was a really, really BAD man in my past.

Oh, but for fun, ironic hells, I think it would be one where the best witbiers replace rivers and bud grows in kilo-sized flowers, but I can't ever get a buzz, at all.