Thread 41000336

tl;dr: About two weeks ago a artificial protein was introduced into the environment that makes humans immortal upon ingestion and a short 'incubation period' while it replicates throughout the body. As a result (You) are now immortal - ALL of you.

I am a secret multibillionaire who has worked in the shadows under multiple identities for decades. I run a secret organisation tasked with solving world problems. This was one of our long-time projects, and we had ample time to consider how such a thing should be deployed.

We foresaw that if such a cure for mortality were ever created elites would rush to monopolise it, or at least make sure they were first in line for it at the expense of other equally deserving human beings. Also there would be endless debate about consequences and other political delays while good people died unnecessarily.

To avoid this kind of unfair distribution I decided long ago that if there were anyway it could be deployed as "non-consensual freeware" then that's the way it would be done. I take full responsibility for this decision, to impose immortality upon every individual on Earth. Many people will have objections, some quite valid, and for that I am truly sorry. I'd prefer not to make a unilateral decision to force this upon everyone, but on balance I just don't really know how this kind of thing could be done fairly otherwise.

In the coming weeks you will start to notice your own health improving and disease and death rates dropping precipitously. Of course nobody will really believe it at first. Some people with severe biological damage cannot be repaired in time, so some people will still keep dying for a while. As well as by severe accidents, no protein can fix getting hit by a bus I'm afraid. But normal aging, and most diseases/disorders the average person would ever get during their lifetime, are now a thing of the past.

I think history will remember me fondly, but oddly I still feel the need to ask you to forgive me.

Thanks anon.

>>41000400
I know this might have been said in at least partial jest, but somehow that's a better response than I could have ever imagined getting. It literally brought a tear to my eye. First it made me chuckle and think about why I love humanity so much. Why I worked so hard to do what I did. This is exactly why. I love every single one of you cheeky bastards, and I look forward to the extensive opportunity I'll have to meet all of you personally at some point in the far, far future we'll have together.

Since long ago I was dead sure that we would become immortal in this timeline. We sure are living in interesting times.

I know it's a larp, but animals didn't evolve to be immortal, 'cause once you reproduce that's it, you've made it, you've fulfilled your purpose.
That's why science needs to do it. How? I dunno, but it's not easy.

>>41000336 (OP)
Were you tempted to filter anyone out? For example by, I dunno, eye colour...?

Anyway, cheers to you I guess. I wonder how this will affect the markets?

>>41000336 (OP)
>You are now immortal.
>You are now going to die in a fight instead of a bed, because people will continue to reproduce and if no one dies of natural causes we will experience new resource shortages within months.
Still, something happening beats nothing.

Actually even if people are given eternal youth and health you'd still likely not make 2 centuries before dying in a violent accident or murder. They've actually done the math on this. Still good attempt.

>>41000519
Some of our people raised such things, but I was always adamant that nobody should be exempted. It wasn't really an option anyway in the end given the mechanism. Plus if I'd delayed much longer after doing some basic testing I'd be guilty of being an 'elite' holding it back from everyone myself.

I wanted to make sure it was safe enough to deploy, but extensive testing and rejiggering for that kind of thing was never on my agenda.

>You are now going to die in a fight instead of a bed, because people will continue to reproduce and if no one dies of natural causes we will experience new resource shortages within months.
This kind of issue was of course raised, but I have a lot more faith than most in humanity to resolve these problems.

>Actually even if people are given eternal youth and health you'd still likely not make 2 centuries before dying in a violent accident or murder. They've actually done the math on this. Still good attempt.
This is perfect example of what I mean. Consider road accidents and how they will drop to practically zero when everyone has increasingly intelligent and safe self-driving AI cars, or even human driven cars where an AI will intervene if you do something dangerous. You can see the safety features being added to cars now and see where it's all going. And not everyone needs to even have a self-driving car for the roads to be way safer for those that don't yet.

Extend that to AI looking over your shoulder and predicting possible accidents everywhere else - say on a construction site - even predicting Rube Goldberg type accidents no human would ever see coming. Plus robots that will act immediately, even sacrifice themselves, prevent harm to any human in their vicinity, (even if due to your own negligence or stupidity). Shit like this is going to be real very soon:
https://youtu.be/CPJccKSbLYg?t=799
https://youtu.be/I7zsilgHrCY?t=35
https://youtu.be/sOKEIE2puso?t=81

Not to mention robots doing all the dangerous jobs.

>>41000682
Now that you mention it, our troubles would be greatly reduced if you'd figured out a way to improve the intelligence of humans first.

How did you test anyway? A few years down the road and we might all develop cancerous tumors from your boomer protein and then what? How can you be sure.

>>41000695
Good question. It went through multiple iterations and combined effects of multiple lines of research, so we completely understand the mechanism. It primarily came originally from experiments to prevent congestion of blood vessels, and that's still a big part of what it does. Just imagine being able to prevent and rapidly reverse build up of plaque in coronary arteries, and how many lives that would save and massively improve in terms of quality of life, and then imagine doing that for your entire body.

Now you don't have to imagine, and it makes you feel like a million bucks just doing that. You'll personally know exactly what I mean very soon. Makes your body function better in every way at any age. The real trick of course was at the cellular and genetic level, and not just telomeres. It's weird but it was both more complicated that we originally thought, but ultimately surprisingly easy with current understanding and tech, and deliverable with a single protein. I mean there weren't as many challenges to solve as we imagined, and once we had, that was it. Done and dusted. Nobody was more shocked and harder to convince than I either.

Of course we'll be issuing papers with the full technical details at a later date.

>Now that you mention it, our troubles would be greatly reduced if you'd figured out a way to improve the intelligence of humans first.
Heh. I hear ya. But I hope that living longer will improve humanity's collective wisdom if not IQ at least - even if day-to-day old fashioned human stupidity is still practically guaranteed. The average voter age will continue to increase from here on, so presumably people wont fall for the same old lies and political tricks once they've seen the cycle play out a few times, etc. Also while they retain the physical and psychological benefits of youth, so not becoming crotchety ossified "Boomers" along with it.

>>41000336 (OP)
Give us some partial technical details of the mechanism at play. Otherwise it sounds like you're making it up.
Also why x and not pol?

>>41000695

Yeah about that ...

>>41000336 (OP)
garry!?

>>41000336 (OP)
Dude thanks but if you're a secret multibillionaire why do you use fucking ChatGPT to create your artwork, it's peak poor NPC behavior.

>>41000336 (OP)
Dude thanks I guess but you could've cured balding dude that's way more important

>>41000764
>Also why x and not pol?
Actually not much more reason other than I've spent a bit of time on here. I feel a kind of kinship with you guys because you're actually right about more than you know, (I have some inside baseball on government and richfags), and I kinda wanted to give you all a 'win' with this one. Particularly since so many threads on here are schizoposts, total nonsense, and Greer-posts that are just 'two more weeks' to disclosure.

Also knowing something about the aforementioned elites is why I wanted to do this and other things like it where you just Satoshi shit and don't need to get permission or can be prevented by some of those corrupt shitbags.

>>41000804
Actually I'm a little embarrassed about that because the simple truth is:
>wont let me post without a picture

I came her to post this as I'd been planning and just forgot about that. Went looking for something, but couldn't find anything suitable, so asked ChatGPT to make something last minute lol. Sorry, yeah I know, a bit 'sloppy' - literally.

>>41000809
Captain Picard is bald, so they still haven't cured that in the 23rd Century. And at time when Doctor Crusher can turn you into a fake Klingon or cure Andromeda Space Plague in two minutes. Regrowing hair though, that's a tough one.

Seriously though, that's one of the effects. Hair regrows after a while, so do teeth by the way, (which nobody was even expecting). Does take a while though.

>>41000336 (OP)
That's kinda cool I guess

>>41000336 (OP)
You wouldn't wanna be immortal and stuck in this physical human experience forever. Eventually you have to go back home to the other side and come back or somewhere else and something or someone else. Our souls are immortal, not our bodies.

>>41000336 (OP)
i wish this was true so bad anon. what a shame that it is not

>>41000890
i guess now both are

>>41000890
how have you concluded this?

>>41000890
And that's one of the primary valid objections I'm apologising for. I realise this isn't part of the plan for religiousfags. I'm sorry, I'm not trying to mess with your beliefs about the afterlife or 'God's plan' by your reckoning. Truly. I wish there was another way I could have done this that avoided upsetting that apple cart, or doing something people may think is calling their dearly-held beliefs into question.

>>41000892
Just wait, you'll be feeling the effects soon.

Though to be fair, there are some places in the Third World we still haven't covered yet, but that's not intentional, it's just the logistics are a little harder. Will be covered as soon as possible.

But if you're on a computer with a fast internet connection and not herding goats halfway up a mountain in Nepal, then you're practically guaranteed to have it.

>>41000848
>Hair regrows after a while
if you truly achieved this you're going to be remembered forever as the hero of mankid dude

also what the fuck if the indians and paki don't die now but they keep reproducing we're fucked and doomed to poop/cockroach world dude what hell have you unleashed

>>41000921
what about west-europe?

Why even larp this
Weird

>>41000336 (OP)
son of a bitch, i wanted to die

>>41000336 (OP)
with all due respect OP, have you not considered the possible rammifications of this immortality? as it is in an interlinked protein-chain, what is keeping it from spreading to the rest of the animal kingdom, or some in the human body, ie. parasites, viruses or bacteria and thus creating the most unholy amalgam of body horror ever experienced by Man?

I admit, i am a religionfag, so being told during what I can only see are the End times the literal fullfilment of the prophecy"they will beg for death but cannot die" is an absolute mem, especially if it was done for benign reasons by some turboautist like yourself.

Fuck, that is so bad, if this isnt a larp(and this doesnt sound like a larp-post or schizoretardation) this is going to suck. fuck you op ima go fast in some gooncave in the mountains to cope with being bound to this smelly body forever.

>>41000336 (OP)
I didn't consent

>>41000336 (OP)
>4 billion jeets are now immortal
Wow, thanks anon!

>>41000336 (OP)
>a artificial
>i am a multibillionaire who works on working world problems
why didnt you work on your grammar first ?

>>41000336 (OP)
will your cure fix my dental health

>>41000336 (OP)
A little sad that I wont have any teeth for eternity.

>>41001974
valid question, bump for answer

>>41000336 (OP)
i am still waiting for answer to this >>41001974
OP

Man, fuck you. Now I gotta go to work forever?

>>41002090
and will fight your decanted in hand to hand combat

>>41000336 (OP)
How did you make your billions?

>>41002132
pogs

>>41001584
>what is keeping it from spreading to the rest of the animal kingdom, or some in the human body, ie. parasites, viruses or bacteria
Literally can't happen. It's specifically engineered for humans, and completely ineffective in other animals with a number of failsafes, like the inability to replicate without factors unique to us. Absolute requirement from the start.

>>41001922
Ha. You know I spent so much time working on that statement, but then when I finally posted it I decided to change 'a special protein' to 'an artificial protein' at the last minute because I didn't want to insult your intelligence. Then I wind up looking like the unintelligent one when I failed to change the 'a' to 'an', (not the only error I noticed after posting either).

A bit like the, "One step for man ... ", error that I'll have to endure literally ever after.

>>41002132
That's actually an interesting story, at least to me. If you've heard of Renaissance Technologies and the Medallion Fund, it will give you some idea of the mechanism, and I likewise got together some of the best people. We achieved even better and more consistent returns that would make even Simons feel like a piker:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renaissance_Technologies

That wasn't all though. I managed to keep the true extent of my wealth secret by dividing it between different identities/entities real and created, so neither I or my operation could easily become a target for government or elites. Making it is all about compounding percentages, that's the easy part. Keeping it is about 'decetralisation' and concealment of its true magnitude. In my daily life I'm literally 'the millionaire next door', so I blend in with all the other millions of mere millionaires and my activities don't seem out of whack, (ie. Not having a day job, owning a few luxury items, investing, being involved in multiple businesses, etc.), but the true extent of the wealth I control is not directly connectable to me. PROTIP.

>>41000336 (OP)
dont worry mate, i thank you for your help <3

>>41001974
>>41001992
>>41002030
Already answered here: >>41000848

But the answer is yes my friend. It will take longer than other repairs like most disease repair and hair regrowth though. Turns out they just start regrowing inside your gum tissue, then erupt into position later after they are fully developed.

The fact the human body when running on all cylinders does this automatically at all was one of the most pleasantly surprising aspects of our research. Though there have always been a minority of people with various forms of hyperdontia, and plenty of animals that can do it obviously. Why it was always assumed it wouldn't happen without specific intervention with stem cells or targeted gene modification.

You may still need a dentist, surgery, or orthodontic adjustment to get everything in the right position, especially if you have any artificial implants that obstruct natural growth that need to be removed, but once you're back to a fully biological smile, you should be good or only need minimal ongoing intervention.

Somehow I find myself proud of this achievement even though I had the least to do with it. I guess it's because I had other projects aimed at achieving the same result, (mostly trying to protect human teeth from the start, as well as regrowth). It solves so many problems, and not just cosmetic ones.

Do we know each other?

>>41000336 (OP)
I forgive you anon. If you cured cancer, balding, and aging you're the best of us.

What's the name of the artificial protein?

What is the deployment and dissemination mechanism?

What's the timeline you envision for mankind to realize something's happening?

If people don't age, do they look like 20, 30, 40, 60?

>>41002114
>gibberish
Ok

>>41001882
They will also have perfect cardio and muscle tone to make them even more efficient rapists.
>Of course mr. Op larperator doesn't address how this would intefere in normal growth for people as senescense and pruning are necessary for maturation.
>If babies can't grow up, he just killed the human race.

>>41000474
I see you.

Not to sound ungrateful, but, quality of life is pretty rough. Are there any plans to improve that if our body is now supposed to live forever?

Which protein?

>>41003574
>Which protein?
Protamine

>>41002776
>What's the name of the artificial protein?
Well, this is a little embarrassing. I originally called immortality 'Project: Omega', and so while the protein has various chemical names and project numbers, colloquially it became known among us 'the Omega Protein'. Sorry, I've watched way too much sci-fi for my own good, and I really owe you all an apology for that one.

>What is the deployment and dissemination mechanism?
Primarily strategic endpoints in multiple water supplies at undetectable levels - especially if you don't know what you're looking for, and makes it way into a lot of everyday products that way, but also directly some products we control or otherwise have access to, plus a number of other methods. Also it's transmissible between humans, so someone can literally give you the kiss of life once they've built up enough copies.

>What's the timeline you envision for mankind to realize something's happening?
Also embarrassing to have to admit this, but you should literally start to notice the effects in two more weeks. I know, I know, don't @ me. That's just how it's going to work out. I didn't plan it that way.

>If people don't age, do they look like 20, 30, 40, 60?
>Initially you'll just look your own age and an increasingly healthier version. We don't know exactly how that will play out over long periods, but indications are you'll imperceptibly regress to look like a younger peak adult over time - and no, children wont stop aging as was suggested by someone earlier.

This is based on shorter-term studies, known effects, and understanding of the mechanisms. A butterfly would not regress back to a caterpillar if it worked on animals.

But for example injuries heal quickly and will minimal scar tissue, (doesn't make you Wolverine though there are limits), but then that scar tissue that does form very slowly fades over time - almost imperceptibly, but measurably. Other things are harder to measure change - like not sure if limbs grow back.

>>41000890
You could choose to end it when you are weary of the physical realm

>>41000336 (OP)
What is the appeal in living "forever" in a meat suit? A limitless astral body sounds more appealing to me. Also people reproduce and it is already crowded af. We also have a plethora of crazy extremists that would then be immortal. Again, where is the appeal? This society is not one you'd wanna dulge in for thousands of years lol.

Hmm curious, is this a larp? How would it even be introduced? Through the air? Food? Doesn't a form of karmic law require consent here?
You said its a protein process. This immortal cure process didn't involve anything with that annnunaki conspiracy that chromosome no 2 was taken out and fused together with telomere caps? That the telomere caps limit our lifespan to 120 years max?

>>41002549
Doubt.

>>41004199
>How would it even be introduced?
>>41003744

I wonder if people will stop driving cars. Will our value for life sky-rocket given the stakes? We could potentially live for hundreds of years. Is it really worth risking it all in a car accident?

This is the most scary thing.
Imagine all the other planets in the universe you could experience, all the other densities, pleasures you can't even imagine because the human body can't feel them.
Worlds where you are literally god and can create galaxies with whatever you want on them.
But you are trapped on this human body, on this planet, forever.

>>41003744
>Primarily strategic endpoints in multiple water supplies at undetectable levels

What about the people that filter the tap drinking water? Would a carbon filter remove that?

Are there any known adverse reactions based on your studies?

>>41000336 (OP)
>protein

imagine the smell of the farts

>>41000336 (OP)
You are now a faggot. About 21 years ago a website was introduced onto the internet, in which if you were OP, you were a faggot.

Congratulations, you're OP.
You're a faggot.

Revelation 9:6
King James Version

6
6 And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.

>>41000336 (OP)
So this is how the world ends? Fucking prions that imprison humanity in the dying physical plane? Everyone eventually goes mad and butchers anything that moves?
I really hope you're right. I want to keep your mutilated living corpse in a chamber of agony for eternity.

>>41005371
God will wipe everything out again. This isn't the first time the petri dish has been sanitized.

>>41000336 (OP)
Did you have the pole shift in mind to help as much as possible for humanity to survive and grow?

>> last 6 posts
Geez guys, calm down and reflect a little. You have been given the gift of eternal life. Time to start living like you deserve it.

>>41005657
To be fair, that's a pretty big disruption to one's day, if true. I had wholly accepted I would die soon , and I was happy with that. Kind of unsettling to imagine my physical life being extended indefinitely when I was looking forward to returning to the astral indefinitely.
I yearn for the urn.

real based of you, brudda. I owe ya one.

>>41000336 (OP)
I don't want to be immortal. You have taken away my agency. You have violated cosmic law by doing so.

>>41005901
>I yearn for the urn.
kek'd

But I think this deserves some deep reflection. This is a turning point in history. The rules have been re-written and now we see that anything is possible.

Also one can still technically starve to death or get dehydrated, right?

>>41005901
Astral planes >>> earth realm, for sure.

>>41006186
I'll reflect upon it, of course, but I had to heckle you a bit.
Of course, I'm also of the opinion that anything's been possible this whole time, it's just been hidden from most of us as a means of control. I suppose I'll see how things unfold and see if my thoughts get brought back to this post.

T-22 Days

>>41000336 (OP)
>>41000336 (OP)
So I'll heal my back?
I still train and function as much as I can and able but a fully healed back is gonna be amazing for all that I want to do

Will it cure my erectile dysfunction? If so, great. If not, damn I'm fucked. At least I'll be able to play video games and watch anime forever until the end times.

>>41000336 (OP)
I didn't take the vax anon.

>>41005292
>Jewish myths
Contradictory and schizophrenic. The whole point of Jesus is that we obtain eternal life. If death flees from us, it means we got it. For better or for worse. I'll be optimistic and say for the better because being youthful is an amazing boon. Getting old sucks.

This is a dumb larp but I wish it were true- I’m middle aged and in poor health, I’ve reached a point where I have to make peace with the fact that many things I would like to do in life I simply don’t have enough time left for.

>>41006865
>I’m middle aged and in poor health
Haha…

>>41006760
That can most likely be fixed regardless. It's not a disease.

>>41006606
Where did you get 22 days from?
We should agree on a date though, and then we can all rage on OP if nothing has happened.

>>41004199
>That the telomere caps limit our lifespan to 120 years max?

That's not the cap. At least one person has lived longer than that.

>>41004970
Sure it will. Just like how younger folk act like they'll live forever and have barely a concept of their own mortality. Imagine everyone being like that. If anything high risk behavior will increase.

>>41000434
i know is larp, but what a kind dream. i wish we could all experience and learn and enjoy life and creativity, conquer the sciences, forever. wouldnt it be nice, eh

>>41000336 (OP)
>Earth is facing a phenomenon known as "Miracle Day", where for over 24 hours nobody dies, and the world within four months will become unsustainable through its soaring population.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torchwood:_Miracle_Day

>>41005091
Yes, but hence other methods. To put it simply, I'm sure Alex Jones, the greatest water filter salesman in the world, is now immortal too. And who could be upset about that?

>>41005986
To be fair to myself, nobody asked to be born either. So all the suffering you've experienced since a doctor first slapped you on the ass wasn't my fault - and you've had ample opportunity to end that so far. I'm betting most people wont now either, but we don't have to feel trapped, since we always know where the exit is.

>>41006257
Right. You're not Superman, you still have to breathe and eat, but you'll be much more resilient in that kind of situation, starting from what is basically an optimal state. I think we're in for unprecedented feats of survival, and that's saying something considering the existing competition, (eg. Joe Simpson).

>>41006967
23 September is everywhere.

>>41006746
Well if Christopher Reeve were still alive he wouldn't just get up and walk around in two weeks, but with physical intervention by surgery his body could likely do the hard part. It might eventually by itself anyway, we just don't know. One thing is for sure, his rehabilitation from physical atrophy would be incredibly rapid.

The butterfly reference I made earlier is apt since the primary mechanism is cells having short phases of induced regression to greater potency:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cell_potency

Unlike a caterpillar they don't do it all at once though. It's only a tiny minority of cells at any one time. Like refreshing an array of DRAM cells, except more unpredictable and probabilistic. Imagine a butterfly that has random tiny sections of its body reverting to the metamorphic semi-"liquid" state they were inside the chrysalis, then back to butterfly cells again but renewed. After a while the entire butterfly will have been 'refreshed', at a cellular level and structurally, (even a broken wing should repair itself).

This is why after healing a cut initially, even the scar tissue starts to fade over a longer time, (characteristic of the tail of a bell curve), and why we expect even very severe injuries to eventually heal even if it takes an extensive span of time. We're very excited at the prospect of limbs regrowing over perhaps decades or centuries, but as yet our data is inconclusive. We're can detect cellular activity but are not sure exactly how that would play out, (like would the cells just "3D print" from the stump in layers to form a hand, or form some interim structure that would then form into a hand? At the moment from the little data we have, it seems like both and neither.

I know you probably weren't talking about quadriplegia when you were talking about back problems, but similarly it will take a little more time, and just get better over time being a structural issue. Hard to say without knowing your specific case.

>>41000336 (OP)
My balls are busted. In 1 month I'll come back to this shitty thread and call you a faggot when they are still fucked

>>41000848
>>wont let me post without a picture
Post a picture of anything else. Look up retard on google images and make the thread. AI slop is proof you're indian

>>41003744
You were so busy jerking yourself off that you forgot to actually list any of the chemical names or project numbers

Why do you lot even bother to engage with this garbage?

>>41000336 (OP)
Matthew 16:28 Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom.
Revelation 9:6 In those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will long to die, but death will escape them.
awhellnaw.webm

>>41007227
OP has until 23rd of September.
How will we know though I wonder... some ppl will die from accidents, others from existing terminal illneses. Will we know from our own experience... little improvements here and there? We need the opposite of a canary in the coal mine.

>>41007319
Why do you keep posting in the epic bread? Are you bored with being a billionaire?

>>41007708
Nice having you here though. Wish I was a being with an epic cash stash.

>>41007699
believe

>>41007729
the posture and color match :O

>>41006998
Not op, ya. This is like sneaky jewry but the opposite. Philanthropy from behind the curtains. Something so rare in this dark age.

>>41000336 (OP)
>In the coming weeks you will start to notice your own health improving
I'll thank you when my chronic back pain gets better

>>41000474
Based quantum immortality believer. The world becomes increasingly unlikely.

>>41007927
I'm not sure about total quantum immortality, but quantum death is real. I have literally almost died so many times over the last 35 years of my life, just to somehow miraculously save.

My favorite is doing 70mph on an icy stretch of a long straight country road, when a tractor came in front of me out of nowhere. I hit the breaks and the car went spinning around several times. It came to a halt right next to massive trees and a barnhouse, with the tractor only a few meters away. It was literally facing the direction we were going to. Engine had turned off, but it restarted first try.

I have also fallen down mountains and shit. Without a scratch.

There could well be a time when the time comes, but until now it seems like if you die, you just jump timelines. I know im living in a different timeline now, so many weird things have changed. Amercan Pie, the song, was a Buddy Holly song in my original timeline and it didnt have 16 verses and it didn't go on for 8,5 minutes. It was just a catchy rock n roll tune that he released right before his death.

>>41000336 (OP)
Thankx alot anon

I gonder if cats would stop breeding if we made them immortal.

>>41007945
That's very interesting, for me I feel like it's the opposite, from before my coneption I was planned to be born in a safe western country, precicely within a timeframe that allows for a mortality cure to eventually come within my lifetime, My psychology was planned so that I was socially anxious as a child and never made any friends nor did I ever have a desire to leave my home, never leaving my safe home meant I never went outside too frequently, not going outside frequenly means I reduce the probability I ever encounter any dangers (car accident, random stabbing, etc). The job I have now is safe in many ways, especially safe from being made redundant thus I never have to change my route to and from work and the universe can subtly manipulate anything that nears that planned route so it never comes to harm me. Why does the universe not manipulate reality to keep me safe while allowing me to do dangerous things? becuse of the prnciple of least effort, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_least_effort,

>>41008014
Yeah man, that's a way to feel about things. But what do you think makes (You) so special that the world has structured around you in this way?

I'm pretty sure the quantum death is an universal thing, you just havent experienced it. Maybe in all the other timelines I have died and there are people left behind mourning me there.

>>41000336 (OP)
Based if true

>>41000336 (OP)
Thanks Anon, wishing this is true, hopefully we can build a better world, end suffering and explore the stars.

Can you please explain more about this protien and its MOA, thanks.

fascinating thread op, rip to croaking at 40 and reincarnating on Terra. but now Ive got some really good reasons to reach for peak fitness and get back on my spirit work so I can dreamwalk more often. so thanks for the motivator. if this aint a larp, forgive the thinking just yeah. hard to believe although the absurd pain followed up by reasonable improvements the last week or so, hypothetically could be attributed to it been steadily slimming back down and toning up despite being bedridden ill for a bit. the former can happen, but not the latter naturally. stay safe op. bound to of angered your fellows a bit.

>>41005396
Remember when God promised Noah that He would never again send a flood to wipe every last sinner off the face of the earth? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

>>41008014
>principle of least effort
In the Balkans, we call that "the correct approach to a 9-5 job"

>>41000474
Tear it all down, just to say we can
Build it all up, just to say we did
To live forever playing God again
To live forever acting like saviors
(Oh) we've gone too far
(Oh) are we too far gone?
(Oh) we've gone too far
(Oh) are we too far gone?

>>41000336 (OP)
I bait.

Does it reverse aging ? How does it work ? How did you synthesize such a huge amount of artificial protein in secret?

>>41000336 (OP)
Nice LARP, but a single ingested protein wouldn't manage such at all.

>>41008250
>Can you please explain more about this protien and its MOA, thanks.
This is where things get a little weird actually ... so we were working on several lines of research and one of them was with cellular potency, (nothing really new at the time). It turned out we could stimulate regression, but barely noticed the effect in one set of samples because it turned out to only be happening in a very small percentage of cells at any one time. They only stood out due to their ability to fully recover from destructive radiation exposure.

Turned out there's a preexisting mechanism by which the surrounding cells 'know' when a small subset of them are going through this specific process that stops them from all doing it at the same time, and they kinda 'hold the fort' as it were while this happens. The whole thing seemed basically 'too good to be true' right from the start, and seems like its 'built-in' at some deeper level. But how and why this would come about evolutionarily isn't quite clear.

Basically all we had to do in the end was stimulate the existing process, we found a specific protein that could do that, and combined that with another one we'd been working on to handle and help with some other issues, engineer it to have other desired properties. What I mean when I said it was both complicated, yet simpler than we ever bargained for.

Still wrestling with the philosophical side of this mechanism even existing myself, since animals either don't have it at all, or not in the same way - even other hominids. The vast majority of animals the same piecemeal effect can't be stimulated at all, or it starts but quickly fails, (other hominids being one example), or it starts but the affected cells just die and the entire process halts completely, (which doesn't kill the animal). This is why along with other added safety measures I'm not worried about it affecting anything but humans. Turns out our intelligence isn't the only thing that makes us 'special'.

>>41000336 (OP)
I seriously hope this is true.
My dad became a quadraplegic 1 year ago. How can this help him?

I mean I'm in chronic pain daily but thanks I guess

>>41000336 (OP)
Omg OP, I do not wish to sound pleveian with this, but Ill use 4chan lingo just to elucidate the entire matter youve just done up fucked with.

Point nr.1 modern humanity was a serf/slave race built from the strange realitybending genetics and formula mixed with apelike simians. Thus the general encodings to dictate all sorts of "magical" abilities lay dormant in all human genetics more or less.

This is why stupid people with too much money and time should never be given the keys to the gates of the abyss. You just open it and say"see, its windy, isnt that neat"

The general protein encodings you just so funnily opened have several features about them that give the people that have it access the Source/God/zero-point-concursion field which rejuvenates everything, including human will and potential. (and other potential as well)

This access only works fully if the morality of the subject is "full" and perfect, having unfortunate side-effects without it. Malign entities will use the opened bridge to try to feed on the new immortality of men, and youll see the birt of the "Worm that will never die"

essentially a mass of everdying flesh trying to consume the world, beginning in minute white blobs and tumours inside the people whom are infected, trying to claw their way back to the reality of life they are denied from.


I guess nows the best time to start really Christmaxxing I guess.

Or Im wrong and all is well, but still man, taking away mortality is a dick-move

>>41010243
are you retarded?
nobody will be invincible
this is not immortality if true
you will still die 10 out of 10 if you put too much pressure on your body

>>41000336 (OP)
Thanks fren

>>41000336 (OP)
Ehh be it mortal (well not now I guess) or God or w/e beings do all kinds of crazy stuff when they have the power to do so, often believing they're in the right and sometimes they really are and the majority is wrong. Point is, like, already have an Immortal Soul so I'm good and two uhhh, fuck I dunno, if the idiots aren't gonna die then I hope someone does a good job of raising them into being not idiots, or like, I dunno, just put them somewhere far away from me yeah?

>>41010044
Did you put the protein in McDonalds or KFC food? How does it not break down during the cooking process? Will anti-vaxx chudcels not get the benefits (and in fact get turbo cancer)???

Shifting works lads. Shifting works.

>>41010243
Post photo of lab or somethin. Feels like you think x is an easy target because we try and be open minded.

>>41007945
I swear I had a fatal heart attack that killed me in one universe because I was driving and suddenly wracked with incredible chest pain and heart palpitations. I pulled over and awaited death because I had no phone to call for help and then suddenly it just instantly went away. I went to the doctor and had my heart checked and nothing, perfectly fine.

>>41009977
Anon (assuming he's not full of shit which he probably is) already that yes, while initially you'll just be in peak health for whatever your current age is you will slowly revert to a more youthful prime state, although there's a limit ie: you can't become a teenager again.

>>41010818
Yes I specifically chose McDonalds as one of the main hubs of distribution. From there I predicted the protein would become pandemic within a couple of weeks and my hypothesis appears correct after tracking down the most isolated of humanity and finding the proteins integrated within their cells

>>41011369
Not able to post a photo of the lab as even a single identifying item I accidently leave in the photograph will cause a global manhunt to find and exterminate me. If they were able to locate my labs they could potentially obtain a sample and produce a chemical to prevent the protein from being absorbed and cause allergic reactions to the protein so it never absorbs. Not all of humanity is evolved just yet so it's dangerous to do so atm. I'm sure you'll understand

>>41012151
That's your worst reply so far. Bit disappointing. Sounds like AI slop.

>>41000757
>But I hope that living longer will improve humanity's collective wisdom


Expect more natural disasters now like earthquakes, floods, and even solar flares.

Mother Earth won't like this as the NPCs here are already too much and they have been bringing down her magnetic sphere.

This is some elite knowledge.

We lose pieces of our soul when we have sex with them so imagine becoming a NPC too and being "immortal."


This also explains why I don't seem to age, and have trouble gaining weight, and have avoided health problems with cigarette and liquor consumption. I've cut out those habits a lot the past few years.

>>41012005
This is a bit off topic for the thread subject, but this reminded of a time years ago when I was walking home with my girlfriend and I swear I got shot in the chest in a random drive-by shooting. I heard the bullet go off, saw the smoke of the barrel and felt the hot slug rip through my sweater and start pushing into my heart. It’s like it all happened in slow motion, my legs buckled and I was on the ground, knowing I was dead. For a split second it was like I was out of body looking down on all this. Then I blinked, was back in my body and had the most uncanny feeling like I shifted into a new timeline. I ripped off my sweater out of panic to try and see how bad the bullet hole was and realized I was fine, and in front of me was a crushed water bottle. I somehow had been pushed into a new reality where instead of being shot with a gun some asshole had squished a plastic water bottle till it popped and hit me in the chest. I asked my girlfriend “you saw me get shot right” and for a fleeting moment I swear she knew what had happened. She nodded her head and had a look of pure terror in her eyes, but then her face went blank, like she was being fucking rebooted or something and then just kept walking down the sidewalk like nothing happened.

>>41012151
>>41012274
>That's your worst reply so far. Bit disappointing. Sounds like AI slop.
OP here. That's because it wasn't me replying. Like I said before, you're a pack of cheeky bastards. But surprisingly bright too, that's how you noticed the difference. Take a closer look at the writing style and you can't unsee it.

I could have been a tripfag to avoid this kind of thing, but that's kinda gay, and this is kinda more fun - one of the reasons I always liked coming here in the first place.

>>41012571
My real answers to those questions are:

>>41010818
>Did you put the protein in McDonalds or KFC food?
Not specifically. Not required because it gets a lot of exposure indirectly via water and other ingredients, sodas, milk in ice cream, etc. And we wouldn't bother putting in anything subject to cooking or any process that would just break it down,

>>41011369
I don't feel the need to do anything like that because:

a. A picture of some lab somewhere, secret or otherwise, wouldn't really prove much without you being able to authenticate it.

b. Undeniable evidence of what I'm saying is coming soon to a theatre near you, because the only other plausible explanation for how much better you'll feel, will be that the Yulaw version of (You) is running around alternate universes killing all the other versions of (You) that look like (You) in cheap wigs, and (You) and (You)law are the only ones left. Compared to that, this wont sound so crazy.

Initially it will be subtle and you wont believe it, but it will quickly become undeniable.

>be immortal
>shitjeets also immortal
>have to live forever alongside turdworlders
Is this hell

Nice nice, you wouldn't have $20 to spare?

>>41000400
I have a genetic disorder that's caused me literal pain for the past 42 years. If this isn't a larp, I thank you for relieving me of that pain.

>>41012687
)you( for (youz)

>>41000968
He mentions biological immortality, not virtual indestructibility, man. I'm pretty sure that at the rate they get juggernauted, only the smartest poos will remain - and honestly, that's as much of a win as you can expect in that scenario. Also, OP might have unleashed a singularity of imcreasing -organic- intelligence - instead of the Borg garbage Musk and other technoretards see as "innevitable". If only the most stupid keep dying and the smartest tend to survive for centuries, we're gonna be hanging out with Lyrans and kicking Reptars in the cloaca in less than five centuries from now.

Ork rules also apply, so believe, brother, BELIEVEEEEE!!

>>41000336 (OP)
So 95% of this board is now AI slop or shitty LARPs. The jannies here are really to blame. Utterly no interest in, you know, the paranormal. If 9/10 threads weren't soul-crushingly inane, you might actually start to attract knowledgeable people with real interest in the paranormal. Read some Manly Hall, Rudolf Steiner, find some inspiration, clean up this board, have some dignity.

>>41012849
This is one of the few times we have a very positive larp, not the usual self-aggrandizements, "Are you a real vampire/faggot", or doom&gloom stuff we usually get. I believe it fits in the paranormal as we're discussing the ramifications of such a slim possibility becoming reality and what effect biological immortality has in the material world as in the immaterial, and if we're even ready to contemplate not dying of natural causes at all.

I've thought of a scenario similar to what OP is presenting, only with the nightmarish delight of -virtual indestructibility- while still experiencing the pain and destruction of violent deaths. What would happen in a scenarion in which people can no longer reproduce nor die anymore, no matter what you do? Basically, the simulation glitched and we all have astral God Mode on? Could Man, having tamed his fear of death, align with the Light as a species? Wouldn't we eventually get tired of evil, fear and suffering when everything has been said and done, when we finally get all that rottenness out of our systems for good? What then, consciousness singularity, Deus Vult the universe? The possibilities are interesting to think about, even if the premise is nigh- impossible.

>>41012571
holy smokes! It's back on boys! I've been kinda down all day because of that post.

>>41012687
> . Undeniable evidence of what I'm saying is coming soon to a theatre near you, because the only other plausible explanation for how much better you'll feel, will be that the Yulaw version of (You) is running around alternate universes killing all the other versions of (You) that look like (You) in cheap wigs, and (You) and (You)law are the only ones left. Compared to that, this wont sound so crazy

I don't follow this..how would that pe an explanati... nevermind. I guess that is the point.
Can you give us a hint what to look out for? Externally I mean.
Should I buit my job the moment I realise it is actually real...

>>41012877
Funny, because at first we were looking for side effects including psychological. Knowing the process we wondered if it would alter a person mentally, like alter personality, or cause some kind of Alzheimer's type symptoms, (ie. Would (You) still be (You) afterwards).

We had top shrinks monitoring subjects, including myself, for any hint of aberration. But no memory loss, character change, or megalomaniacal rants about "using my power to rule over the fools", etc.

Having said that, knowing you don't have to worry about aging and death can't help but affect one's outlook on life. Knowing I'll be living with the same people and likely interact with more of you than I could ever dream of prior, I find myself more concerned about other people. I mean suppose you cut me off in traffic and I give you the finger. Under normal circumstances that kind of interaction has no likely consequence with strangers, but now I could well run into you a couple of centuries later and have cause to regret not being nicer about it.

At the same time I haven't turned into some kind of filthy hippie either - like I've been hit with spores from the space marijuana plant in Star Trek TOS. I get that if you cut me off in traffic, it's fair of me to think you're a fucking dick because you probably are. But I feel differently about how I should handle it because everything I do in life that would normally become my legacy is now my living reputation - if that makes any sense.

From what has been observed so far, we have a tendency to think twice before engaging in less-than-stellar human behaviour because the effect in this life feels more permanent, (eg. All your ex-girlfriends will be around forever and chances are you'll keep running into them again and again).

Conversely, I can only imagine what this will do to criminals when they have multiple lifetimes to prove they can straighten up and fly right. Who cares you stole something once at age 25, when you're age 250, or 2500?

>>41005292
This is what I was going to say. Besides the 99.9% chance of a LARP, this exact scenario is found in the bible.

>>41013054
On the miniscule chance this ain't a LARP it would explain Trump's miraculous false resurrection as the Antichrist. We'll live to see the final battle of good and evil, and have eternal life after good's victory.

>>41012005
I had this happen recently and it was just an anxiety attack. Never had anything like that happen before and I only realised I’m fine when the ambulance ecg showed a regular bpm

>>41000336 (OP)
I still can't get over the fact you announced this with a shitty ChatGPT piss-filter image. Are you not thinking of the history books? WTF is this, amateur hour? What a blunder. Not a logo, not an original design... You didn't even hire some intern to make a big video announcement high production alla what Anonymous should do: a fucking piss filter GPT illustration. Your whole team should be livid.

>>41013217
we can say the piss filter and tye piss filled vessel are direct references to the book of aquarius.

>>41000336 (OP)
This is a larp but even if it was real you's be an unforgivable fucking moron.

>>41013003
Can you still die from drug overdoses? Can you still get heart attacks or aneurysms?

If trips this is true.

BTW no point making this announcement since you'd have to address the whole world in two weeks, I sure as he'll wouldn't announce it here.

>>41013003
You still dont know nothing about the real world (i assume) although living forever is a nice achievement to get individually , it is nothing hard for someone who is really after it...
Now giving it to all might sound like a better individual achievment because it provides time for those that would otherwise have no idea about paranormal, esoteric, psychic, non-material achievments since their life are so about survival and money it would take a solid 70-80 year for them to even consider the possibility of what life is how life is existing and how much conspiracy is out there to deny any kind of information about any of these in question...

>>41000336 (OP)
i don't believe it but I'd like to play along for comfortable fantasy.
So, takes cares of diseases and stuff. How about injuries like missing limbs, teeth, functional but damaged organs? Are we good or some of us are to expect being immortal cripples?

>>41013215
I don't get anxiety and had nothing to be anxious about at the time so I doubt it. I was in a great mood until I suddenly felt like I was dying.

>>41012151
>Yes I specifically chose McDonalds as one of the main hubs of distribution.

Is that why they suddenly announced cheaper Big Macs?

>>41008671
There are other ways to wipe every last sinner from the planet that don't involve water.

>>41000336 (OP)
Will this eventually cause my foreskin to regenerate?
That scar is still one thing which I do not forgive the people who did it to me or my parents for being so negligent.

It would be an irritating thing forever to bear the mark of, "you are a slave to the jews" until some far-off death.
Especially given that this was done to me completely without consent, my genitals were mutilated within the first 24 hours of my life, and I am quite aware it was only done for malicious, evil reasons to cause harm and to mark me as a slave.

>>41013003
Are you ~45 anon?
Your writing style reminds me of him

>>41000336 (OP)
I only eat my own produce I fertilize with my own shit, so you're not getting me trapped in your soul farm, sorry (suicide is not a valid exit strategy).

>>41000682
Why are we indulging in this idiotic thread on /x/ is beyond me. But I'll bite.
People are becoming MORONS thanks to modern comforts. If you add immortality to the mix, it's going to be Morlocks and Eloi in less than a century.

>>41000757
>retain the physical and psychological benefits of youth, so not becoming crotchety ossified "Boomers" along with it
What makes you become a boomer is precisely having seen the same old lies and political tricks happen again and again, and realizing life is one big fat shit wrapped in present wrapping.
Outside of films, I have never met an old person who would go through all of it again if they had the chance. NONE. And I've known a few.

>>41001191
Some people just crave (You)s.

>>41000336 (OP)
so that means i have to kill myself now and won't get a peaceful death? why would you want to be here forever? do you not want to move on? what about kids, do they just not age anymore? will the earth not be super overpopulated? imagine the pajeets and nigger mass. what did you do you fucking faggot

>>41002878
It's a magic protein that ChatGPT envisioned for him.
The fact that he used a ChatGPT image is the first smell that this person is some moron NPCs. Actually successful businessmen don't use "AI" slop, the same reason they don't own iPhones.

>>41003744
>someone can literally give you the kiss of life
Kissless virgins btfo. 99% of 4chan dead in 2 weeks

>>41000336 (OP)
I got sunburned yesterday at the beach for Labor Day wouldn't this have minimized the damage dealt to my skin?

>>41000848
>Captain Picard is bald, so they still haven't cured that in the 23rd Century.

A reporter once asked Gene about that. "Surely they would have cured baldness by the 24th century,
." Roddenberry replied, "In the 24th century, they wouldn't care."

>>41004098
>A limitless astral body sounds more appealing to me
A secret middle age new age roasties won't tell you (because they can't even understand the idea) is that your astral body needs something to "imagine" it in order to hold its shape. This is the secret behind the three jewels of taoism/chinese medicine: jing, qi and shen.
In short, while you're incarnate, your body acts as a platform to sustain your consciousness somewhat stable. Throughout your life, your self-image solidifies (like in the matrix movie), and once you die, it begins to decay again (until you reach your second death). Taoist immortals are those who have solidified it to a point where it becomes immortal.
Unless you become one such immortal, the only part of you that is actually forever is a very tiny hard core that you could call your spirit. It has almost nothing of what you consider "you", and it's what reincarnates. This is the reason why we don't normally remember our pasts lives.

Ironic that I would give you the secret of the alchemists in a thread where OP decided to larp about physical immortality.

I hope you found this post while searching the archives for some term in it. Godspeed whoever is reading this.

>>41006998
>enjoy life and creativity, conquer the sciences, forever
Some people I know have only become more bitter and resentful every passing year.

>>41000336 (OP)
But I can't afford to be alive anymore :|

>>41000336 (OP)
But I wanted to die in another 40 years dude. I need to go back to home base soul HQ to report in to my higher self. Now I’m stuck here barring I pay someone to clip me or I off myself. Fuck both of those things. You’re forcing those who want to go to commit a sin which pushes us to a lower dimensional hell realm that leaves permanent consequences. Just make immortality look cool and let all the Louis XIV’s wannabes take their shots and pop their immortality pills. The real ones come here, figure out their shit, do their shit, and let their corporeal form do its thing and get the fuck outta this shithole.

>>41012470
Crazy fkn story anon.

>>41008071
>I'm pretty sure the quantum death is an universal thing, you just havent experienced it. Maybe in all the other timelines I have died and there are people left behind mourning me there.
So everyone ends up dying in your reality until only you are left?
That's a whole new dimension of solipsism.

>>41010073
Anon, OP is full of shit.
This post touched my heart. I hope you and your dad find all the happiness you can in the world.

>>41012932
I swear y'all sound like /r/chatgpt posters. No wonder you saw AI slop and came running

>>41013003
>suppose you cut me off in traffic
The correct response in that case is to hit the brakes, let the idiot pass, and go on with your business.

>>41015403
Both birth and death are determined from outside this space and time by your "higher self". Nothing can change that.
I've you're to live 500 years until you have an accident that ends you, that's your higher self's prerogative.
So suck it up. You literally signed up for this.

>>41015326

I genuinely don't know what to do to break this curse anymore I'm pushing 30 it's genuinely miserable to feel that a bloodline that has lasted for over a dozen generations is going to end with you. I have yet to even be on a date with a woman, let alone had sex. That alone is a colossal red flag to women and my lack of experience in relationships will make it even harder to overcome.

I've lost weight, upped my wardrobe, my hygiene is excellent, I have way more non-nerdy hobbies and interests than ever - which has really helped improve other aspects in my life - and I've gotten a better job that has made me significantly better at conversing with strangers. Gotten good at singing and learned bass guitar and am learning electric guitar. I don't wear my politics in my sleeve and I am neither some manosphere roganite retard, or a whinny radlib bisexual leftist.

Yet still, women have zero interest in me, never express interest in me, and consistently reject even the slightest feelers I throw out there. I guess some guys just aren't meant to find that kind of love. I'm still gonna do what I can to leave this world a better place than when I entered it.

>>41015631
maybe that kind of tame mindset is what repels them

if you were to express some ooga booga tribal test driven crazy shit mentality ready to grab them at their hair to own them.....then they might have a different sniff toward you

>>41013217
Well this is not any kind of official announcement really, this is just me on my personal time bouncing it off you guys, working through how people are going to react and how I feel about that. Like I don't mind that some of you guys think this is a LARP for the time being, so this conversation can safely stay 'unofficial' and informal on here. I wanted some honest feedback I guess, and this seemed like a good place to get it before all the political, media, and other agenda-driven machines get going pushing their own hot takes.

>>41013394
Anything acute and overwhelming in nature, sure you can still die from it, but you'll be better able to handle a lot of things that would have killed you more easily prior due to optimum health as your baseline, and the repair mechanism pushing back a little.

Most things that take more time and causes progressive degeneration you'll basically be immune to.

For example, smoking will no longer cause chronic lung problems or kill you long-term, but you might not like the 'first time' experience every morning, or constantly coughing up the shit that would have otherwise stayed in your lungs, now that your body has the capacity to dispose of it, (the cilia in your lungs regenerate rapidly). Hard one for some of our guys to get their head around, that the 'smoking am bad' thing doesn't matter either way anymore.

There are a number of things that'll work like that, for better or worse, so drug overdoses yeah, chronic drug use, no. The social dynamics that result are going to be interesting at least - that's for sure - especially how they'll play out over the longer-term.

>>41015496
Thank you and Fuck you daddy-o!

>>41016423
bruh... did you just shatter my dreams?
quit with the games already. I'm in! Forget the others, let them do what they will.

Would this ever be reversible/patchable if we find out in the future that there are unforeseen consequences? And how long has this been in testing?

>>41013343
I'd like to hear your thoughts as to why exactly.

For religious people I understand a lot of the objections, but if God exists presumably He will get the last word anyway, (since He had the first), so how everything plays out in the end is literally up to Him.

But if you have anything to say to that or another objection, I'm listening, (truly).

>>41013217
>piss-filter image
Yeah, I'm never going to hear the end of that - literally lol - and even I think I deserve it. I can't apologise enough, so I'll do so again unreservedly.

>>41013579
I expect people to become wiser over time, so I expect us to discover a whole bunch of things we can barely imagine right now, but at the same time I wouldn't be shocked if we just keep on making the same old monkey-brained mistakes, but forever. I figured at least this gives us a shot for something greater, but no guarantees.

>>41014473
Are we good or some of us are to expect being immortal cripples?
tl;dr: I think 'we good', and anyone who ain't will have billions of people trying to improve their life.

Someone mentioned earlier that 'bad people' would now be immortal, but consider the other side of that coin, we will never lose our 'best people'. Imagine never losing Einstein or Da Vinci, and them not being some kind of crusty old version of themselves insisting a new scientific understanding must be wrong because it conflicts with their preconceptions, but a healthy youthful version perpetually in their prime. Soon you wont have to. I'm looking forward to this, and not just in the scientific field. Imagine still having Shakespeare and Mozart with literal centuries of work and experience. I expect that version of humanity to solve remaining problems with great efficiency.

Also when you don't have to worry about a short limited life span, every individual suddenly seems more important due to that kind of limitless potential. It sounds corny, but all we have in the end is 'us', and the more the better.

>>41014768
As I said, hard to say at this point since limb reaeration, while we expect it, seems to be slow. Foreskins we expect to happen faster, so have been monitoring that, (no homo checking dicks), but inconclusive so far. No promises, but probably.

Jews aren't the only ones to do it by the way, not uncommon throughout the world and history. I personally don't think it matters much functionally either way, like piercing your ears or sticking a bone through your nose. But I guess we may well find out. Also kek if Jews have to keep getting it done for eternity. I wonder if they'll still be okay with the Rabbi doing the sucking part. Just sayin'.

>>41015135
Nope.

>>41015207
It's going to be hard to avoid, but once again, I apologise to anyone adamantly against it. And once triggered it's irreversible as far as we know, (otherwise it wouldn't work very well since the aforementioned agenda-driven scumbags would just target a 'cure' at the people they didn't like).

>>41015260
>If you add immortality to the mix, it's going to be Morlocks and Eloi in less than a century.
Honestly, it could turn out dystopian in myriad way, and we've gone over many scenarios, but they don't seem particularly more likely than the usual possible futures humanity was already facing. On balance I think our chances as a species are way better this way both in terms of long-term survival and quality of life.

>>41000336 (OP)
Well shiiiitt.. Bruh. Ig I can make a living off of a suicide service.

>>41000336 (OP)
My biggest gripe with this idea is that the rich will just continue to get richer. Right now we have a universal leveler, which is death. It's like a reset switch. No matter what, after 100 years or so, the richest of the rich end up in a hole and all of their money, wealth, and power is dispersed.

All those boomers with 5+ houses will now just continue to accumulate houses and more wealth. The housing market will grind to a halt. Why would you ever sell? The rest of us will be left with nothing.
You would need a complete restructuring of the system. Which would probably happen, but in the short-mid term there would be massive revolutions, war and uprisings.

I'm still pissed at you for not actually doing this.

>>41015631
>I've lost weight, upped my wardrobe,
But you're still a whiny little bitch because if you weren't you'd have gotten laid by now

>>41015631
I have a "roganite manosphere retard" friend who is obese and smelly, and fucks attractive borderline chicks.
You're just not genuine, and women smell the fear. In any case, you're better off. Relationships are fun until 30. From there on, you're better off alone. Don't ruin your life by chasing some idealized fantasy.
You're actually doing great by the sound of it, so keep making the world a better place.

>>41016946
I take your objection and, understanding you haven't as long to think about this, I have to say that personally I think this exposes the true motive of anti-capitalist thinking, and I've never understood it.

Just because I control vast wealth, doesn't mean I'm somehow keeping everything to myself somehow. I eat pretty much the same food as you do, in terms of both quality and quantity, sleep the same way you do, and shit it out the next day same as you. I could get the absolute best cuts of meat, the cream of the crop, get my toilet gold plated, get the best apple in the orchard, but how much different or 'better' is it really to the average toilet, the average apple and what you eat? I can't eat all my wealth anyway. How fat could I become and how far would I get trying to eat billions of dollars worth of food by your calculations?

I've been to the best restaurants, four walls and some poncey chef serving overpriced artsy-fartsy gourmet bullshit when I just wanted food. Fuck that, give me a burger any day. I've driven the most expensive cars, and they don't impress me at all. I've found unless you're particularly into that kind of thing the only driving force to get that stuff is to impress women, (who will never be satisfied when they're driven by envy and comparison anyway), and the 'best' of those are very much still just women at the end of the day. They do the usual woman bullshit, age, and waste money on garbage whether they its Walmart or Madison Avenue.

Actually I found a way to deal with that since most of my wealth is secret. I quickly got tired of upper-class gold-digging whores and explaining what I do for a living early on, so I did an experiment, where instead of spending money on that crap I didn't even want just to impress women, I spent it on piquing their interest in another way.

I'll explain in a subsequent post, which might interest these guys:
>>41015326
(This post legit made me lol though).
>>41018120
>>41015631
>>41018139

>>41018355
>(Continued ... )
I just wanted a normal woman so I wouldn't be on some kind of endless treadmill having to earn more and more to keep her happy and resent them wasting it on clothing labels and other overpriced bullshit. But I also recongised their inherent need to feel like they're in some kind of romance novel too where I'm the hero.

I'm not the best looking, or sophisticated man, so I was never going to become or stay the best option, and my wealth seemed like the only card I had to play for an advantage, but that wasn't working out the way I wanted in terms of the women it was attracting either.

So I do some planning and ask out this very sweet girl on a date. Bear in mind this is all pre-Internet. She's a 7/10, (but above that you get diminishing returns by my observation). We go to a restaurant that is nice but nothing all that special. It's located in a relatively remote gorge and has nice expansive garden areas. I get the usual questions about my income and job and she's a good girl but doesn't seem all that into me. I planted some seeds about my, (legit but brief), military past and implied my business is involved in subsequent contracting work.

Toward the end of the date there's a bit of a ruckus as a fucking helicopter lands outside on the grass. Everyone jumps up to see what's going on, including my date, and I just look over then slink back in my chair facepalming. Some obviously military guys jump out and come running in, then spotting me, over to our table.
"Sir, we need you to come in, we have a situation with the ... "
I look at him, gesture toward her, and pull a face like "Dude."
He hesitates and is like, "Sorry sir ... I mean ... we couldn't find you and ... uh ... "
I stop him with a somewhat annoyed raised hand and slowly stand up. I turn to her and apologise saying that I have to go, will call her later, instructing my 'subordinate' to ensure she 'gets home safely'.

>(Continued ...)

>>41018373
>(Continued ...)
She starts to babble some woman bullshit, but I tell her it will be okay and leave in the helicopter.
She is driven home by a car that arrives soon after and the driver acts cagey but professional and doesn't tell her shit.
I never explain beyond vague military references what that shit was all about because "I can't".
Turns out women do like a bit of mystery.
All up, hiring the helicopter, actors, and costumes was pretty cost effective.

Corny as hell and I still feel like I went too far in a few places, but I kinda think you have to in order to really sell it in her mind - no matter how goofy it looks to you on paper in the light of day.

Now she's my wife, she still doesn't know what I 'really' do which helps with some of the actually secret squirrel shit I'm engaged in, but thinks it's military secrets or something, (doesn't matter what she actually thinks, ironically it's actually healthy for her to spin circles in her own head about it). She thinks my pay increases regularly, (but more modestly), as I become increasingly 'successful', with occasional 'set backs' for me to dramatically overcome. I 'work' in the floor of a building where I set up an operation that is more show for her benefit than substance, (sometimes operating at an actual loss). I have a secretary specifically selected for her to have a healthy jealousy of more than actual skill, (though in reality no reason to worry).

I know this sounds crazy - shit still sounds fucking looney tunes to me - but considering the shit I could be lying about, and female manipulation even at the best of times, all seems fair in love and war. My motives are not malicious either way. I just want her to be happy even if I have to do a little behind the scenes scriptwriting. It could be considered 'romantic' how much time I spend planning this whole facade, which I kinda feel obligated to engage in anyway to protect the true extent of my wealth, and not just from her.

>(Continued ... )

>>41018387
>(Continued ... )

The odd thing is she never really questions it - I mean skeptically. She never seriously wonders how I can so easily decide to take the day off, or take her on extended holidays on a whim. Has never for a second seemed to sit back and ponder, "Wait a minute ... a fucking helicopter?!"

Not even suggesting you fellas have to go that far, or have to spend much money. Just give her 'something' to make her wonder about you that no other man can really match, and then succeed without making the cut-and-thrust daily reality her problem. The way I see it I'm just playing my hand the best way possible, without risking some kind of shit where the now 'richest women in the world' achieves that position by taking half my shit and wasting half of my - even immortal - lifespan in divorce court. Meanwhile she gets more than she could ever (really) want - the romance novel version, rather than a life of dissatisfaction no matter how high the dollar amounts involved.

>>41018373
your subordinate fucked her and then she sucked him off.

>>41018355
this is predictable and disappointing.

most of just don't want to be slaves to the rich, which is exactly what we are. a safe, quiet, comfortable place to live should not be something most of us can only dream of.

>>41000336 (OP)
hoooooly shit, for reasons i won't publicly speculate about, i'm pretty sure this guy is being serious, and this is medically possible.
what the actual fuck is this year lmao

i hope you're telling the truth, and if there's a way i can guarantee uptake for people i care about who don't get much contact, or can guarantee uptake for myself so i can go cough in their faces, please, let me know. i have suspicions but this is too goddamn big.

thanks, dude. you don't know who i am, but, if i i ever figure out who you are, i'll be watching from the shadows in the hopes i can repay the favor i feel like i owe you now.
i've spent the last five years freaking out about losing the people i care about to health and age and you've (hopefully) fixed that.

first time i've felt hope in a while, thanks.

and this, anons, is why we're too compassionate here on /x/ >>41018373

we all indulged in the poorly thought LARP because of the novelty bonus points, but OP had to jump the shark "I have a gf in a different high school and I know karate" style

>>41018480
>>41018407
>your subordinate fucked her and then she sucked him off.
This is exactly why I love you motherfuckers, and humanity in general when it's being real. At first I went into a bit of a depression upon seeing the underbelly of humanity on 4chan, (because truly none of us are as cruel as all of us). But then I started to notice that it wasn't all doom, gloom, and degeneracy, there were little sparks of truth, genius, and resplendence you just don't get anywhere else.

In a very big way you have picrel to thank for me digging my way out of that and getting back to work, (yes really).

>>41018441
>what the actual fuck is this year lmao
ikr?

Between this, AI, (something our organisation had some small part in early on, and now ongoing exchange with via secret key personnel), and other shit, the future is looking brighter than ever. It seems almost like foreordained destiny.

>>41000533
Scarcity is a meme, save seeds and just throw them wherever theres ground for them to take and watch our world drown in food abundance

>>41018579
it's just bantz dude, you know that you fucking faggot

>>41002366
yo then why the fuck did you let Simons die last year? He was a good lad, one of the best even
Did you release a Prion?

>>41018597
>Scarcity is a meme
You're right. I can buy a house for $20,000 in any town I want.

>>41000336 (OP)
I would have objected, but since milk's already spilt, thanks for your good intentions. I wonder, though, if the spiritual consequences will be dire.

>>41016423
> Well this is not any kind of official announcement really, this is just me on my personal time bouncing it off you guys, working through how people are going to react and how I feel about that. Like I don't mind that some of you guys think this is a LARP for the time being, so this conversation can safely stay 'unofficial' and informal on here. I wanted some honest feedback I guess, and this seemed like a good place to get it before all the political, media, and other agenda-driven machines get going pushing their own hot takes.

OP can you clarify if this means you have or have not in fact made us immortal at this point in time? I'm a bit confused.

>>41018715
Yes, did you thinv about the spiritual consequences OP? Hard to do that sometimes, you know? Being a not-god being and all.

>>41018675
You don't need that. And anon meant scarcity is FABRICATED. It needn't be this way. But it is.

>>41018831
>>41018715
There are myriad implications spiritual, social, and otherwise. We did put a lot of thought into - as much as HUMANLY possible, (understanding we are merely human). As far as we could figure it was a net-positive by a wide margin, and the rest people would mostly adapt to, (humans are very good at doing so). But like any decision of this magnitude there will always be unknown factors or at least a remainder that can't be eliminated.

It has long been my observation with political policies for example that they're like long division of a prime number. No matter how you do it, you always end up with a non-zero remainder. That remainder of people tend to get screwed at everyone else's expense.

I contend since you can't prevent it, the real trick is not just to minimise it as much as possible, but make sure those most affected could choose to avoid the consequences or otherwise in some way 'deserve' it.
eg. When it comes to situations like George Floyd, while I'd prefer nobody died in police custody at all, his death seemed largely precipitated by his own actions, before and during the incident. Hardly a situation where I'd 'defund the police' and prefer innocent people be the remainder and get ridden roughshod by criminals.

You might not agree, but I'm sure you can think of situations that are more unfair than they should be where innocent people get screwed to protect scumbags. Another example would be laws where women making demonstrably false accusations go unpunished. That's failing to minimise the remainder AND misplacing it.

I'll tell you something for nothing though, (I'm surprised nobody has bought up yet), the trannies aren't gonna like it when they get factory reset. Or more to the point, the most vocal agenda-driven ones wont like it 'on behalf' of their interest group. Individuals, their mileage may vary - especially if they already regret it. That was never intentional, but frankly, I'm not losing much sleep over shit like that.

>>41018831
>>41018715
There are myriad implications spiritual, social, and otherwise. We did put a lot of thought into - as much as HUMANLY possible, (understanding we are merely human). As far as we could figure it was a net-positive by a wide margin, and the rest people would mostly adapt to, (humans are very good at doing so). But like any decision of this magnitude there will always be unknown factors or at least a remainder that can't be eliminated.

It has long been my observation with political policies for example that they're like long division of a prime number. No matter how you do it, you always end up with a non-zero remainder. That remainder of people tend to get screwed to everyone else's benefit.

I contend since you can't prevent it, the real trick is not just to minimise it as much as possible, but make sure those most affected could choose to avoid the consequences or otherwise in some way 'deserve' it.
eg. When it comes to situations like George Floyd, while I'd prefer nobody died in police custody at all, his death seemed largely precipitated by his own actions, before and during the incident. Hardly a situation where I'd 'defund the police' and prefer innocent people be the remainder and get ridden roughshod by criminals.

You might not agree, but I'm sure you can think of situations that are more unfair than they should be where innocent people get screwed to protect scumbags. Another example would be laws where women making demonstrably false accusations go unpunished. That's failing to minimise the remainder AND misplacing it.

I'll tell you something for nothing though, (I'm surprised nobody has bought up yet), the trannies aren't gonna like it when they get factory reset. Or more to the point, the most vocal agenda-driven ones wont like it 'on behalf' of their interest group. Individuals, their mileage may vary - especially if they already regret it. That was never intentional, but frankly, I'm not losing much sleep over shit like that.

>>41018932
lol so like your therapy will cause zipper tits to regrow and axe wounds to close?

>>41018932
What will it do about diseases of the soul? I mean addictions like to food or cigs etc. That includes what follows them like obesity, diabetes, lung diseases. I assume the latter would get healed, but what about something like being fat? I imagine it'd still work normally?

Also, I would have not consented and I would not have been able to make a move with such incomprehensible spiritual implications as this, but like I said, I won't cry about it or try to hold a grudge, I'm going to try make the best of it. I would not have started this avalanche, but since it's going down, I shall do my best to steer it in a good direction.

>>41018932
So if you lost maybe an inch of dick due to the foreskin being too tight after a phygmosis surgery, your dick is going to grow? But what about birth defects? Will those revert back to pre-surgery as well? Damn.

I had a few stitches over my eyebrow not long ago. I'm surprised how fast it healed and its fading quickly. Also got beat up a couple weeks ago, my ribs and lower back were hurting a lot. The pain is gone now. God Bless You. I'm inspired now not to get into volatile situations, it hurts the soul more than anything. You are doing a good thing

>>41018943
Not immediately if you've been following along where I talked about regrowth of limbs being very slow, but this shit will start fighting the effects of tranny hormones very quickly, along with easier shit to address like body hair. Fake vaginas would likely heal quickest though.

I must admit I get a kek or two out of the idea, considering it'll basically be reality constantly reasserting itself with a vengeance, whether they like it or not. Not an issue where I was prepared to screw everyone else over for the sake of what is very likely just their delusion.

Though I guess there's some possibility of this somehow curing their supposed condition of being in the wrong gendered body, though I would count on it. Maybe they have some mental malfunction with a physical basis. Whatever the case in the words of Arnold J. Rimmer, "it's going to be fun finding out":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYernaJtOTY

>>41018985
As far as we can tell it doesn't cure mental habits, but it does fix the negative physical consequences, (I talked about smoking earlier). So it kinda doesn't matter either way if you do or don't. Presumably this goes for drug addiction too, so I don't know if we'll get perpetual meth zombies or something. Early indications are people tend toward finding their own reasons to stop over time, same with health and excess body weight, (tends toward a healthy weight), maybe just due to getting more active when you feel a lot better physically.

Diabeetus is so dead, buried, and its grave pissed on by this it will probably be remembered as an internet meme more than an actual disease in 50 years, and I hope you can tell how much I love just saying that.

>>41019003
Well, like with the Jews needing re-circumcision, the implied very slow regrowth is probably a benefit more than a curse. Even if you need things surgically corrected, the surgeon will get a doover with better tech, and we'll have plenty of time to unfuck your genome permanently.

>>41000336 (OP)
>tl;dr: About two weeks ago a artificial protein was introduced into the environment
I stay inside and I filter my air.
RIP me.

>>41019045
>I talked about regrowth of limbs being very slow
i glazed over the thigh sausage hogs cause the technical nitty-gritty (if im uptospeed with the lore the transplanted tissue would probably slowly dryout and come off like a scab as the revivified immune system gose to war sequestering the out of place cells)
lets try a more niech speculation, spose a dude who was suppose to start puberty at age 12 and finish at 18 with a height of 6'6 encountered an environmental toxin age 5 that so uped his cortisol the pituitary panics and triggers puberty at 9, finishes at 14 at a height of 5'4, this poor lil niggah getting a second growth spurt?

Alright OP, I'm in, I welcome the health benefits. May we use it to fend off alien invasions and colonize space.
Is this the mark of the beast btw?
This really sounds like something that will make white people invincible, while having a moderate effect on africans and south americans.

Does it get passed onto my children?

As a side note, in some time we'll get kino suicidecore cults and settings.

>>41019065
follow up as I read the thread:
>>What is the deployment and dissemination mechanism?
Primarily strategic endpoints in multiple water supplies at undetectable levels - especially if you don't know what you're looking for, and makes it way into a lot of everyday products that way, but also directly some products we control or otherwise have access to, plus a number of other methods. Also it's transmissible between humans, so someone can literally give you the kiss of life once they've built up enough copies.
I'm a hikineet and distill my water.
heh, see ya later immortal faggots. *dies (alone)*

>>41019095
do you eat plants grown with water or animals that eat plants grown with water and drink water?

>>41019065
>>41006812
Fun fact: I didn't either. Irony I know, but I just didn't trust them, especially when they tried to force it on everyone in a one-size-fits-all way.

What tipped me off most that something was really out of whack is they could have shut down flights early on and dealt with it at the source, but every government just sat on they're overpaid asses and watched as it went from country to country and THEN they suddenly decide to put draconian lockdowns on EVERYONE.

If they were actually so concerned and felt justified in extreme measures they would have put them in place early at the ports or on specific locations where it was detected, but they didn't even really try to stop it going worldwide. Then suddenly it's everyone's problem to 'flatten the curve' or and 'not kill grandma' by not walking alone in unpopulated areas outside in the fresh air or whatever bullshit? Fuck off.

My house was fully stocked with supplies already for the next Apocalypse and I just mostly stayed home for a year or so. Not because I was afraid of any virus, but didn't want to endure the human stupidity going on outside. Mask Karens, and ridiculous policies that would be ineffective anyway, being enforced by literal retards who were suddenly biology experts. Infuriating.

PROTIP: Best reason of all to have 'fuck you money' and not be totally dependant on a job short-term, because moral panics happen all the time.

Had to laugh at this likely triple-boosted 'oh muh science' bitch get her shit fucked up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqeIeIcDHD0

So take it from me I don't just 'trust the science' and don't expect you to either. So if you choose and can manage to somehow avoid my protein, I respect that. Maybe I dun goof'd and you'll be the last surviving person on Earth. It's probably already too late though, and I'm not even worried because I was one of the first test subjects some time ago. I never would have released it if that were not the case.

>>41019171
what's gonna happen to the pyramid scheme that is health insurance should this not be a larp? did your team make any projections?
how will sleep be affected? if we're regenerating much faster and more effectively, I would assume we would need way less of it
same goes for working out, if I overexert myself to a comical degree that would have previously injured me will I instead be able to make daily perceivable gains??
you see where I'm going with this, neurological problems will also be resolvable with little effort, things like modifying the default mode network via meditation will occur extraordinarily quickly, habits (including drug addictions) could be extincted in a matter of days
if what you're saying is true, modern "medicine" is cooked
>TYGG0
spooky

>>41000336 (OP)
If this is about some eternal taxation and usury scheme, I am going to call you a triple nigger retard kike.

And in the meantime I'm going to apply for a job as a city bus driver.

>>41019153
No way. That's gay.

>>41019340
If you start thinking about the way this would affect normal functioning in the body, it falls apart. Because death is a physiological process, not a pathology.

This would be believable if OP didn't use an AISlop image and posted some kind of proof as an image instead.

>>41000336 (OP)
Nice larp
Lol
You'll actually struggle physically for like 4 years or so. Because you must be strong on the inside (and by consequence weak on the outside). 4 years is nothing much. You'll just feel very very tired everyday. Don't make a big deal out of it and it will be nothing but a passing period where energy was scarce.

>>41019403
I agree, I want OP to explain because I think if it were true it would be dangerous to assume it does the right thing for everyone every time instead of generating a new litany of turbocancers
>0PSTK
double spooky

I can't wait to apply for a 300 year mortgage to pay for my pod. Only 6 million neo dollars a month!

>>41015312
There is no good death, or "peaceful" death.

>>41019521
Think about life sentences or how this kind of self repair mechanism would take Mexican cartel torture to a whole new level.
Be glad OP is larping.

>>41019153
No he eats them grown with Brawndo because it has what plants crave! It has electrolytes!

>>41000336 (OP)
This was very entertaining. I'm glad it kept me awake into the morning because I was able to stop my dog from losing 2v1 with the neighbor dogs.

>>41000336 (OP)
Is your team affiliated with Yamanaka, or Altos? Or have you guys just been competing with them.

ALRIGHT EVERYONE
Are you starting to feel slightly healthier?

>>41020372
Yes, but that's probably because of a higher spirit taking care of me and answering my prayers, not sure if because of OP. Also because I'm eating healthier and lifting.

>>41013003
>Having said that, knowing you don't have to worry about aging and death can't help but affect one's outlook on life. Knowing I'll be living with the same people and likely interact with more of you than I could ever dream of prior, I find myself more concerned about other people. I mean suppose you cut me off in traffic and I give you the finger. Under normal circumstances that kind of interaction has no likely consequence with strangers, but now I could well run into you a couple of centuries later and have cause to regret not being nicer about it.

huh?? makes no sense brother, i can't even remember what i ate 3 days ago, you think i will remember your ugly face 2 centuries after??
unless your protein also makes memory immortal, i.e. gives people eidetic memory, then for sure, but you left that out of your larp so far.

nice try, kid.

>>41016566
>Someone mentioned earlier that 'bad people' would now be immortal, but consider the other side of that coin, we will never lose our 'best people'. Imagine never losing Einstein or Da Vinci

this reasoning does not follow.
good people do not commit murder.
evil people do.
evil people continually committing murder, will cause the good people to die, assuming the majority are good people.
in your larp, people are immortal, not indestructible, thus people can still die.

its a bad LARP mate, think before you type, make it more fun by being consistent...

>>41018441
sucking your own cock is unsightly, brother.

>>41002366

Best guess after a bit of mania.. longshot if this is true..but if so, OP is most likely Robert Nelson w/ Arch Ventures. He's funding this exact research.

I found a very old article where he's clearly a multi-billionaire larping as a millionaire (like he talks about doing)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/matthewherper/2016/05/11/rx-for-success/#5572938d280b

"Along the way Nelsen has gotten rich, but not obscenely so. He says he has a net worth in the tens of millions of dollars. "I'm worth about as much as Google's massage therapist," he quips"

>>41000336 (OP)
Why are you like this? This is obvious bullshit. Really... why? Why is it so easy for people like you to lie?

Fucking with people for entertainment, deceiving others for personal gain, hurting others because you can...

I will never understand.

>>41000921
>Does that mean South Africa is covered? Imean fast internet and non-Nepal and all lol

>>41002366
>Actually, thank you for that protip. Much appreciated, much like your gift to us all.

>>41010044
This literally means we were engineered, either through creation by extraterrestials or were heavily edited in past times.

>>41012470
Quantum intelligence being pushed through your consciousness back through time from a timeline where you experienced an extreme energetic state. You saved yourself by observing it.

>>41016423
Makes sense. As with everything , /x is a mixed bag, but on the whole, those who are suffering right now are happy with you've done.

>>41016566
>>For religious people I understand a lot of the objections, but if God exists presumably He will get the last word anyway, (since He had the first), so how everything plays out in the end is literally up to Him.

Anon, I have seen these words before. I'm getting heavy deja vu.

i wonder what that means from an evolutionary standpoint.....from this point on evolution will happen artificially i guess

>>41021122
checked and noticed
good find
What search terms did you use to find that article?

Omg it wasn't a LARP, Xi Jingpin and Putin were talking about us all becoming immortals. That the average person will live up to like 150 (non-age related things can still kill us) and the older you are the younger you get cellularly.

>>41020670
your need adding an impartial ai that tracks everyones location all the time. the vast majority of crime vanishes with just this.

>>41003744

Some additional credence to the Nelson/Arch/"Altos Labs" theory. Here is one of the founders talking about the same exact "scar healing" phenomena as OP.

https://youtu.be/Elt4xGalQu4?t=2018

Right now, I'm 50/50 on whether or not this guy is just involved in the space and doing some scie-fi larp.. or that it's legit.

Anon I hope this isn't a LARP. I work in a third world hospital and I see truly miserable people every day. I hope all humanity grows united. That said, I wonder how this would relate to genetic pathologies, for example, Down syndrome or Klinefelter syndrome, what would your protein compare to the genome of a sick patient and how would you eliminate the mutation? In the case of Klinefelter syndrome, would the X or Y gene be eliminated? Making the patient become a woman or a man depending on some factor?

>>41000336 (OP)
Great, now we not only have infinity niggers, jeets and sandniggers, they're immortal as well.
Thanks for the unimaginably overpopulated hellscape.

>>41021798
That did seem to be a weird thing to suddenly bring up today

>>41000336 (OP)
Great, immortal Indians and niggers roaming around freely now in the western world, hope you're happy

>>41021547
your box is pretty small bro, it could also mean standard model evolution is a lie and were the current outputs of a perfect system devolving, moving from quality to quantity (dont tell me youve not seen this everwhere)

>>41024413
>>And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
whyed you skip over the those days last 5 months part?

>>41021798
150 isn't immortal it's barely any improvement to what we have now. So you get to sit in a diaper losing your mind for 30 years instead of 2? Sounds awesome

>>41021122
>>41022770
OP has gone very silent ofter being doxxed.

>>41000336 (OP)
Thanks if this helps my parents I'll suck your peenos

>>41000336 (OP)
Thanks Elon

>>41000336 (OP)
Kill all of the elite pedophile cannibals next, please. In minecraft.

>>41021547
>This literally means we were engineered, either through creation by extraterrestials or were heavily edited in past times.


Humans originated as a hack job modified from primates as some sort of compromise between warring parties. Although humanoids may exist elsewhere across the universe, we weren't supposed to be created here, at least not yet, and not so rushed.


Reincarnation is also part of the deal. It isn't natural in this universe, and we are forced to do it. Every time we are born, our souls sort of dissolve more and more, and our energy is constantly siphoned by other entities, so we may be in a sort of loosh farm.

https://web.archive.org/web/20160107210553/http://www.thestateofreality.com/the-origin-of-man


https://ia801003.us.archive.org/9/items/moksha_video_20190830/videoplayback.mp4

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*******You must listen to this, especially the last hour:
https://youtu.be/frzmcszbimg?si=oYrrSZZEn1QBVH1e


Extra Project Camelot interview with Brett Stuart:

https://archive.org/details/brett-stuart-interview-on-project-camelot

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Brett Stuart continued the Moksha project with another team years later.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5FDN9CFb2JxtGTt2OydKsF

We are not able to liberate the planet ourselves, but there is some sort of throne-like device hidden in North America in a pyramid structure that can integrate all of your previous incarnations, basically making you whole and helping you to "ascend" in some capacity.


https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/39246565/#q39246749


It would also be helpful to research the lectures by Judy King and her books The Isis Thesis and Balls of Fire. You'll go deeper into the rabbit hole about what the ancient Egyptians might have done to avoid the reincarnation cycle, which involves e.coli bacteria and mentions the soul traveling towards a certain angle towards a certain star.

>>41012687
I'm running out of money and can't get a good job, I hate people and hate working anyway.

>>41024441
As long as you don't suicide or get hit by a truck, it is possible to make it to 300 years, 1000 years, 5000 years old maybe more. You won't be shitting in a diaper unless you're a fag. Eternal youth and slightly enhanced regeneration is what we mean when we're saying immortal in this context.

>>41000336 (OP)
>About two weeks ago a artificial protein was introduced into the environment that makes humans immortal upon ingestion and a short 'incubation period' while it replicates throughout the body. As a result (You) are now immortal - ALL of you.


Has it been distributed in Los Angeles? Should I just eat McDonald's as much as possible?

>>41016610
>It's going to be hard to avoid, but once again, I apologise to anyone adamantly against it. And once triggered it's irreversible as far as we know


When can we expect to see the first press releases about this????


I've been following someone else who is using math and astronomy, and various syncs about something big like this happening.

>>41021122
>>41024444
God bless OP. For once OP is not a fag and is very handsome. He is a real angel.

>>41015631
You could be genuinely cursed though but what I've gathered is that we are in a predestined simulation.

I'm a therapist and for years I've seen people who really are fine, and they are great in person and on paper, but they still can't ever find a romantic partner.

They're not anti-social, ugly, nor too picky.

It's just their destiny for whatever reason.

>>41015496
According to whom?

>>41000336 (OP)
Can your magic protein just turn me into a female as well please

>>41024580
>You won't be shitting in a diaper unless you're a fag
So only the asshole is immune to healing from this new protein?

>>41024953
youll have to epigenicatically deactivate all y chromosomes in every cell in your body to achieve this, because youve not already done this please understand my brother in christ you have a mental illness called body dismorphia. regardless of what toxic memplexii youve imbibed if you have a y chromosome you exist to endure the suffering of this world. you are a better thing then what you have convinced yourself you are.

>>41000336 (OP)
YES SERPENT "GADREEL" (specific)
Promise to EVE in the very Beginning

YOU SHALL NOT DIE! YOU WILL BECAME AS GODS!

and now we have some dude which jump here from nowhere and Say I WILL GIVE YOU all IMMORTALITY and i will do that through Water or food..

No dude you are liar. ONLY WAY TO SPREAD ON ENTIRE WORLD IS THROUGH AIR.

But OP. you need to know some detail about your SATAN/SERPENT doing ... ARCHANGELS WILL CATCHE YOU AND YOU FLY INTO FIRE ABYSS ON ETERNITY..

do you hear me dude?

("i am not alone here" many of us know you and recognize you according to your doings")

serpent like movements!

fuck it you got me to entertain this larp

>>41002549
so what, if you just had fucked up wisdom teeth they're just going to keep growing back in sideways every time you get them removed?

>>41019045
>but this shit will start fighting the effects of tranny hormones very quickly,
explain the endocrinology behind this then if you're so sure

>I must admit I get a kek or two out of the idea, considering it'll basically be reality constantly reasserting itself with a vengeance, whether they like it or not.
well, like you said with the other people who aren't happy with their bodies as it is, they have all the time in the world to figure out how to edit their bodies more

>>41025012
Because of That : CHRIST ALMIGHTY GOD have only one Y not 23..

So OP is HELL SUBSCRIBER! Classic LIAR AND DECEIVER PsyOP dude! Pathetic in every segment of his egsistence!

>>41025012
>youll have to epigenicatically deactivate all y chromosomes in every cell in your body to achieve this,
and how is that supposed to help someone who has already developed male secondary sex characteristics
also single X chromosome is a genetic disorder i believe

>>41025043
No dude you not understand what he told you!

Christ has 23 x chromosome from Mother and just ONLY ONE Y chromosome from HOLY SPIRIT Which is decide his POLE!

>>41025043
your mistaken, the memetics of xx are a disorder, x is a precursor to xy. also, im not trying to help you become less then you are im trying to help your put your discordant mental memplxii to rest so you can become more then you are presently not less.
do you just want some bolt on tits and an ass fucking or are you pushing your fingers into the the lil gap below your urethra and between your balls to simulate vaginal penetration>?

>>41025051
mymang

>>41025051
>https://youtu.be/DCLuNm4juhI?si=L0L1kuMxpk2K0M8Q

>>41025059
>your mistaken, the memetics of xx are a disorder, x is a precursor to xy.
even if anything about you said about sex determination was correct, development isn't undone by just flipping a chromosome

>>41025091
your entirely correct, development is done by the flipping of a chromosome

>>41025114
if it were that easy trannies could just get gene therapy to grow ovaries and a vagina

>>41025091
>>41025091
>>41025091
whats a rebis and what dose it do
>https://youtu.be/-yPwW5V4mhI?si=Oly68vjRELDYbG7U

>>41025117
what in what i describes speaks of ease to you?

>>41025126
hey that’s a really nice trogdor

>>41025473
i thought it was cute too yo

>>41025084
WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY ME WITH THIS
AI GENERATED "NEPHILIM"?

TRY TO COUNT HIS FINGERS ! YOU WILL NOTICE LITTLE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THIS BASTARD!

>>41025064

DiLLOOOOOON "YOU SON OF A BITCH"!

>>41025521
>WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY [too] ME WITH THIS
4 fingers are no longer enough

>>41025529
yes 4 is not Enough but 6 is (too) much!

GOD ALMIGHTY SAY SO! AND HE CLEAN EVERYTHING THAT HAS "(TOO) MUCH

BY SENDING Major :"DUTCH"

>>41000336 (OP)
yea thats a nice story, but where is the proofs???

This must be the same ai faggot :(
What a retard.

>>41025683
in Revelation 9 verse 6.

Only interpretation of taht verse is that Sick Bastards like OP will achieve some sort of Immortality but that immortality will be connected with MARK of The BEAST . And that will be Bad for them...

So it is not question Would that BE, But How it Be?

>>41000968
thats tough luck ;D

>>41015349
Well, if what your saying is true, then having immoral bodies gives us the opportunity to solidify our Astral bodies more. Also, do you think some of us could have solid astral bodies and not even know it? I ask this because I had an insane vision once where I was in a whole nother world and I had a body their. How could I have a vision like that without a solid astral form?

>>41016566
Let's say this is real for shits and giggles OP. I can think of a few things we could do that would be useful. Being immortal means we could focus on upgrading everyone spiritually for all of humanity. We could develop classes in school focused solely on meditation, active imagination, affirmations, hemisync, and stillness. Because there is definitely something deeper then flesh. Wether you call that something a soul/ spirit/ or energy doesn't matter, but we know for sure there is a spark within our flesh suits that keeps us all alive and moving. If we were immortal we could see to understand that part of us on a deeper level. We could look for that in all other life and even in the inanimate objects like rocks etc. We could dig into consciousness and understand the power and usefulness of it and eventually use it to potentially build on this world and expand past it. We could even seek to increase the intelligence/ awarness of animals so they could share in that experience with us and we coulf learn how to gain sustenance from pure energy instead of taking it from living organisms which could potentially heighten consciousness even further. There are many possible beautiful things we could do if we went about it with the right mindset. This may be a Larp, but its fun to imagine the what ifs.

OP = Semiaza !

>>41019045
OP, I believe the whole tranny thing started when major corporations started putting substances in food that causes men to be filled with estrogen which is why you see all these Trans acting mentally unstable.

>>41025924
dude i need to ask you something!
Is that Goat Shape from your picture suppose to represent Azazel = Devil ?

Look dude if you want to worship someone than you need to be smart and know whom you worship and why!

Everybody think that Azazel is some Ugly demon which look like a Goat... Instead Azazel is Beauty Angel and Point to Goat because of his Helmet that he Wear. Because you know he is dude who teach Son's of man how to Make Helmets, Weapons etc...

Here is Real Azazel known as "VATIKA"
Godess of VATICAN or One of OLD SERPENTS that is worshiped through Human History!

>>41020372
Well, I drank two liters of beer yesterday and I got less drunk than usual and had no hangover this morning. But I think that's because I smoked three cigarettes as well and those always make me handle alcohol better somehow.
Don't usually smoke, but today I've been craving it, which is a big no no.

>>41019045
>this shit will start fighting the effects of tranny hormones
Oh so it’s entirely a larp, you have no idea how hormones work

>>41021689
Evolution is an emergent phenomenon. There's no "natural" and "artificial" evolution. It's just something that happens when the laws of physics are consistently present for any period of time. It happens in your office "naturally", too.

>>41024596
If 20 years ago you had told me I would be sharing 4chan with qboomers like you I would've probably offed myself when I had the chance.

>>41000434
I appreciate you anon if true, with genetic engineering its the ultimate reactionary thing because they can go whoops we are all GMO now. I don't believe it honestly how does it grant immortality without giving chronic pain

>>41024676
I just made it up. But it's true.
Once you get to my level you can just make shit up and it turns out to be correct more often than not.

Also your a fag.

>>41025934
>having immoral bodies gives us the opportunity to solidify our Astral bodies more
Yes, you could cultivate for as long as you need if you were to be immortal.
>How could I have a vision like that without a solid astral form?
I believe that if you are incarnate here, you are not done becoming an immortal. But you could be close. I believe the spirit can accumulate "sediment" from life to life, so you don't need to do all the work in one go. But that's my informed opinion.
As for the "nother worlds", read Neville Goddard and his accounts of "the worlds". You are actually onto something.

>>41026202
off course not, thats me.

>>41011198
context

Hellooooooo

I am gonna be reading for a while.
Please give genders if related.
No health nor occult

I have also an air query
Next gf :D

I know you are here and watching!
And this bunch of worthless thought expressions is so worthless it hurts! This bunch of worthless fools come here every day thinking that they will achieve something and reach, in their hearts it is that by coming here to the fountain of poison, to drink a new cup, and to pour it to others, they believe that by doing so they can reach certain heights. They believe that they are reincarnated Gods, Wizards, Demons, etc... The truth is that they are not even capable of recognizing a pattern and understanding its meaning! Isn't it?

Maybe this war used to be interesting and represented certain types of viewing pleasure, but now I understand that this has become too miserable. Where each of these individual souls thinks that they are NOBODY and that they have the power to change something. What is the real truth is that they spend their precious time writing worthless words for which they will pay dearly and will be lost forever if they were written in injustice! IS THIS PATTERN SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT SUCH A LIFE?

I KNOW YOU ARE THERE AND WATCHING! YOU MADE HIM WORTHLESS BY SHOWING THEM WHAT IS FORBIDDEN! UNTIL NOW, WE KNOW AND HAVE LEARNED THAT THE LONGER WE FIND IN THE ABYSS, WE BECOME MORE AND MORE A PART OF IT AND LOVE HIM SO MUCH THAT THE LIGHT STARTS TO BOTHER US.

I AM ON YOUR "TAIL"

>>41026389
Bro! I have some advice for you! Do not threat everyone as stupid 4chan idiot. Which believe in fairy tales and goat shaped bastards ! Which exist only inside your head! Do you hear me?

You spend to mutch time on this Serpent Hole, poison damaging your brain!

That what you know about spiritual reality is 99% LIE! Which has imagination Origin!

>>41000336 (OP)
If this is true then the last thing you should have done is posted about it this early...should have waited another week.

>>41000336 (OP)
We will all day either way. You can’t stop death and taxes m8.

>bump limit
This was a good thread
/x/ deserves more threads of this quality

>>41021798
That just confirmed that what OP said was true. Was right after he announces this thread, that putin, xi jin ping, kim jong un were all talking about immortality. Also Trump posted some vaguepost on truth social about "the world will soon know all will be revealed with a pose similar to OPs pic". It's all adding up.

>>41021798
Did Trump demonstrate this himself by looking so sickly and being incognito?

>>41008014
OP please release something that kills all bloggers

>>41025029
Good question about wisdom teeth. Maybe we will live perpetually in the years prior? OP what say thee?

>>41026212
haven't pou heard? Smoking is cool again because we are all immortal. btfo swaddlers.

>>41026556
I want a reality where we can basically be immortal.

>>41028392
Dude that mean you will be DAMN FOR ETERNITY!

Because Immortality need to be given by GOD ALMIGHTY Not some Demon Possessed Billionare which post threads on 4chan. And achieve it in LAB!.. IT WILL HAVE STRONG IMPLICATIONS AND PUNISHMENT..

And you will be destroyed by GOD and send into FIRE ABYSS with OP together!

immortality from LAB!
Given by OP!

Take your reservation!

>>41000336 (OP)
>I am a secret multibillionaire who has worked in the shadows under multiple identities for decades. I run a secret organisation tasked with solving world problems. This was one of our long-time projects, and we had ample time to consider how such a thing should be deployed.
Only God can give those promises. God is the Living life of Everything.

>>41028525
Which god? Yahweh, the Jewish god?

>>41028396
prolly

>>41028396
and if you are going to be a fag about, technically we are not immortal. just long lived and healthy. once again btfo.

We exist. That is one of the basic constants of creation.

>>41028791
The opposite is also true.

>>41027036
theres not much else to do, im solly. i understand what matters also its not me, its them okay. i always try.

>>41000434
May I ask, will there be an adjustment period for those with chronic conditions? Let's say someone has diabetes. With your protein, they presumably would be healed? But if they're not aware of it yet, they're still taking the insulin.. could that kill them?

One more question, and I hope you do return (but I understand if you're busy) - how much tap water will the average person need to drink to fully incorporate the Omega Protein?

Bread toasting. Thank you all for your participation. Will be back soon when effects start to become obvious.

>>41029946
thats in 2 weeks i guess ;d