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Anonymous No.41016351 >>41016365 >>41016373 >>41016445 >>41016649 >>41016662 >>41016993 >>41018128 >>41018159 >>41018207 >>41018347 >>41018704 >>41018881 >>41022629 >>41024113
3i Atlas Thread #7
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Anonymous No.41016365
>>41016351 (OP)
first
Anonymous No.41016373
>>41016351 (OP)
TY, OP.
Anonymous No.41016378 >>41016412 >>41017826 >>41017851 >>41019476
thread reminder that nothing ever happens
Anonymous No.41016412 >>41019476
>>41016378
It’s happening though
Anonymous No.41016414 >>41018721
just got this as the random ad on top, feels synchronistic
Anonymous No.41016420
Random thought but what has CERN been up to?
Anonymous No.41016445 >>41016456
>>41016351 (OP)
So it comes from the same place as the wow signal, correct?
Anonymous No.41016456
>>41016445
Same general area of space, yes.
Anonymous No.41016523 >>41016534 >>41016544 >>41016551 >>41016576 >>41016582 >>41016795 >>41016808 >>41016835 >>41018122 >>41018757 >>41019606 >>41024132 >>41024230 >>41026330
Just found out I’m having a boy schizo bros.
Anonymous No.41016534
>>41016523
congratulations
Anonymous No.41016535 >>41016550 >>41021155
I hope it hits earth, if we all collectively say it’s gonna hit earth, it’ll hit earth.
Anonymous No.41016544 >>41016576 >>41016835 >>41018152 >>41026330
>>41016523
Name him Dobsonian
Anonymous No.41016550 >>41019339
>>41016535
I guess you would be really happy if not only that happened, but it hit directly in your home when you were inside.
Anonymous No.41016551
>>41016523
congrats
Anonymous No.41016560 >>41016854 >>41020637
Is this the only consistent thread about this on the entire internet? We need to get the most schizo minds in here from all over.
Anonymous No.41016576
>>41016523
Congrats and this >>41016544
Anonymous No.41016582 >>41016651
>>41016523
Name him 3I/Atlas in honor of his future alien overlords.
Anonymous No.41016649
>>41016351 (OP)
Anonymous No.41016651 >>41016689
>>41016582
Seriously considering atlas for a middle name. Anybody got any space related suggestions?
Anonymous No.41016662 >>41016748 >>41016864 >>41016876 >>41016935
>>41016351 (OP)
Is this related, or am I schizophrenic? Perhaps both.
Anonymous No.41016689 >>41016701 >>41016818
>>41016651
a lot of space names (like Atlas) come from old mythology - are there any stories or characters you're particularly interested in or would like your son to draw inspiration from?
Anonymous No.41016700
So, did this thing really change trajectory, or was that made up nonsense?
Anonymous No.41016701 >>41016733
>>41016689
Yeah but I can’t name him Adolf
Anonymous No.41016733
>>41016701
why not just name him 'Pol' then? both as in the despot and probably your favorite board
(sorry kid)
Anonymous No.41016737 >>41016851 >>41016864 >>41016935 >>41017625
Oh boy.........it's looking even more like aliens.

Check this pic out.....
Anonymous No.41016748 >>41016886
>>41016662
It's not a comet and its red not blue.
Anonymous No.41016795
>>41016523
SLINGING DICK LIKE A FUCKING SAVAGE.
Anonymous No.41016808
>>41016523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEZoWIsie1o
Anonymous No.41016818
>>41016689
Galileo
Anonymous No.41016835 >>41026330
>>41016523
Congrats. Digits have spoken. >>41016544
Anonymous No.41016841
>>41016780
I wasn't being serious, I was mocking the whole thing.
Poe's law.
Anonymous No.41016851
>>41016737
moot is a newfag
Anonymous No.41016854
>>41016560
As always, I remember the big events of AI image generation like Craiyon, Stable Diffusion, Dalle 2, Dalle 3 and Flux, the best things were posted on 4chan.
We're the bleeding edge.
Anonymous No.41016864 >>41016867 >>41016935
>>41016662
>>41016737
the Hopi spiral petroglyph...... it’s almost the same shape as that blue spiral magnetic confinement diagram from Teller’s dipole fusion idea.
Anonymous No.41016867 >>41016935
>>41016864
forgot pic
Anonymous No.41016876 >>41016902 >>41016935
>>41016662
Doesn’t this shit also mentioned someone with a red hat
Anonymous No.41016886
>>41016748
>It's red
Well that isn't good at all. The prophecy hints at the star people returning to judge our works, Blue meant age of aquarius hippie ascension, red means we fucked up and are getting reset again. Or something like that, depending how you interpret the story.
if you believe in that shit of course
Anonymous No.41016902
>>41016876
Yes lol it was like red cape or red hat. but still that part was way before Trump ever ran.
Anonymous No.41016935
>>41016867
>>41016864
>>41016876
>>41016737
>>41016662

Not only that the 2 spirals connecting meant time travel.

>When they’re shown interlocked like a double spiral, or one flowing into the other it’s interpreted as the cycle of time itself. Moving forward, returning back, repeating.

Which Ashton Forbes also predicted the plasma orbs could do.
Anonymous No.41016977 >>41017023 >>41017625
did they really flip an image of it to fake the comet tail?
Anonymous No.41016993 >>41017003 >>41018411 >>41019619
>>41016351 (OP)
Why would an alien ship allow itself to be detected on its approach?
Anonymous No.41017003 >>41017907
>>41016993
Why would they give a shit? It’s not like we can do anything about it either way. Do you dress in all camo when you approach a group of ants on the ground?
Anonymous No.41017023
>>41016977
we don't know for sure, but the image has been around since early august maybe even July.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14980475/new-clue-interstellar-object-alien-harvard-avi-loeb.html
Anonymous No.41017560
bump
Anonymous No.41017625
>>41016977
See >>41016737, if the tail is pointing the sun why is the v (velocity?) and sun vector pointing away from the tail?
Anonymous No.41017632 >>41017657 >>41017748 >>41018848
Best views of 3i/Atlas from VLT, note that the "tail" is pointing TOWARDS the sun. This object is basically a self-illuminating interstellar beacon of plasma, made of CO2, nickel and other rare elements for a comet.

https://x.com/RedCollie1/status/1961589152291647920/photo/3
Anonymous No.41017657 >>41017967
>>41017632
Whatever this is, it is NOT a comet. Don't let glowniggers gaslight you into believing it's not. Even if it's not of alien origin, this is not a mere ordinary water comet. Every telescope and probe we have in space should be pointed at this object ASAP.
Anonymous No.41017748
>>41017632
Far out man
Anonymous No.41017787 >>41017817
Why can't this thing come in a week instead of October, I have court in a week and was hoping it would just be cancelled.
Anonymous No.41017817 >>41017840
>>41017787
Hopefully they drop the charges anon. I know you did it but I don’t blame you. If they didn’t want it they shouldn’t have been dressed like that. Hopefully they only hit you with elder abuse and give you community service.
Anonymous No.41017826
>>41016378
Based
Anonymous No.41017840
>>41017817
Not what I have to go to court for but funny. Nah I just don't want to wake up at 8 as m anymore cause I have to call at fucking 9 am.
Anonymous No.41017851 >>41017870
>>41016378
It's literally happening as we speak
Anonymous No.41017870 >>41017882 >>41017959
>>41017851
if by happening you mean atlas going in the opposite direction of the Earth
Anonymous No.41017882
>>41017870
lol
Prepare to shit bricks on October 3
Anonymous No.41017907
>>41017003
Other aliens could spot them, genius.
Anonymous No.41017933
still just a comet
It's over
Anonymous No.41017959
>>41017870
It’s hiding behind the sun. Do you even /atlas/ lore?
Anonymous No.41017967 >>41020361
>>41017657
It is definitely just a comet dude. You are crying wolf over nothing here.
Anonymous No.41018122
>>41016523
god bless you and your family
Anonymous No.41018128 >>41018133
>>41016351 (OP)
Rolling for ayys
Anonymous No.41018133
>>41018128
Confirmed. It's just an ordinary comet
Anonymous No.41018140
>>41018117
Mars is Kill.
Anonymous No.41018152
>>41016544
DOBSON
DOBSON
WE GOT DOBSON HERE
Anonymous No.41018159
>>41016351 (OP)
COMET PING PONG
PEDOSTA SUMMONED ATLAS
Anonymous No.41018207
>>41016351 (OP)
This is what Ergo Proxy was about. It explains why I've been bombarded with 666 and 616 for a few years, as if the beast was approaching.

When the "boomerang star" gets close to Earth it broadcasts a signal pattern that will compel all the proxies to destroy their populations, and then sensitizes them to blue light.
Anonymous No.41018208
In my dreams, or rather in the first one chronologically, either in autumn or early spring, when the grass was yellow but it was a sunny day, probes fell from the sky. They began to affect the nanoparticles in the vaccines, causing the vaxxed to turn into bald, over-pumped gorillas, like the monsters in Far Cry 1. After the mutation, they began to attack those who hadn't transformed. The probes themselves were servers of an alien neural AI that scanned people in visual accessibility, directed the monsters and self-trained. Somehow I understood this in a dream. It was fun, actually.
Anonymous No.41018347 >>41019464
>>41016351 (OP)
Can someone link some videos and articles on this thing to help get me up to speed?

Can it even be called a comet if it is interstellar? when did they change the definition?
Anonymous No.41018411 >>41018683
>>41016993
They want to be seen, or perhaps this portion of their force is simply too large to approach clandestinely.
The advance guard is already here, boots on the ground. Likely to prevent the cabal from nuking the entire planet as one final shrieking tantrum in their evil, worthless lives.
Make no mistake though. The ones at the helm on this planet will not go away quietly or willingly. When it becomes clear this is no comet, things are gonna get bad.
Anonymous No.41018683
>>41018411
>Make no mistake
I don't listen to political speech.
Anonymous No.41018704 >>41022140
>>41016351 (OP)
What are the odds this happens within 1–2 years of the great planetary alignment?
Anonymous No.41018721
>>41016414
its fate
Anonymous No.41018745 >>41018769 >>41018923 >>41018938 >>41019369 >>41023275
Why is this the most collectively non-brainrotted thread I've come across in a while?? You guys are actually responsive and saying 50% of thread based related topics?? You must either be newfags or glowies
Anonymous No.41018757
>>41016523
you're having a boy schizo?
Anonymous No.41018769 >>41018850
>>41018745
I think most of us are just hoping for something interesting to happen
Anonymous No.41018848
>>41017632

What if it some kind of beacon designed to signal if a system with life is found
Anonymous No.41018850
>>41018769
anything, at this point, would be an enormous relief.
Anonymous No.41018881 >>41018889 >>41019591 >>41020266
>>41016351 (OP)
Here comes the pain losers:

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Anonymous No.41018889
>>41018881
youre right, it hurts
Anonymous No.41018923 >>41018927 >>41019212 >>41019313 >>41019588 >>41022201
>>41018745
This is legitimately the biggest /x/ file in a long time. Right now there is a better than zero (but still basically zero let's be honest) chance that we're about to have an extraterrestrial carrier ship parked in our neighborhood.
Personally I think it's almost certainly ET but it'll probably just cruise past and pretend it didn't see us once it intercepts our signals and realises we're a planet of retarded coomers.
Anonymous No.41018927 >>41018990
>>41018923
>we're a planet of retarded coomers
we should send big anime titties to it
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.41018938
>>41018745
it's celestial stuff.
anon are always curious. remember the ishtar star?
Anonymous No.41018990 >>41019018
>>41018927
It's already intercepted exabytes of anime titties anon
Anonymous No.41019018
>>41018990
We can die happily then. Our major cultural legacy is transmitted and secured
Anonymous No.41019212
>>41018923
All comets are ET if you think about it
Anonymous No.41019304 >>41019315 >>41019447 >>41023598
>>41018117
>>41019235
>Mars, Planet of War, Rod welding
>Jupiter, Planet as King of the Gods, Kings wear rings
>Jupiter is Mars' father
THE ROD AND THE RING WILL STRIKE
Anonymous No.41019313
>>41018923
>"On second though zerg let's not go to Earth. It is a silly place."
Anonymous No.41019315
>>41019304
>the impact heat could trigger a greenhouse effect, leading to transient lakes and hydrothermal systems.
It’s a brute force terraformer
Anonymous No.41019339
>>41016550
GOD BLESS MAN!!!
Anonymous No.41019369 >>41019380
>>41018745
Space is interesting. I like learning about and talking about space. This object is almost guaranteed to just be a comet, but it's fun to think about possibilities.
Anonymous No.41019380 >>41019388
>>41019369
>This object is almost guaranteed to just be a comet
Nope.
Anonymous No.41019388 >>41019406 >>41019409 >>41019496
>>41019380
It is. Your desperate need to believe it isn't is not reflective of reality.
Anonymous No.41019406
>>41019388
I don’t know what it is but it clearly isn’t a comet. This needs a new classification.
Anonymous No.41019409 >>41019435
>>41019388
How about posting things that confirm your comet belief???? All you comet believers just say, β€œit’s a comet.” Lmao
Anonymous No.41019435
>>41019409
The evidence they point to isn’t even complete. They’re just going off of headlines they go β€œit’s just a comet goy”
Anonymous No.41019447
>>41019304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSUy51oet2E
Anonymous No.41019464 >>41022408 >>41026351
>>41018347
Tune in later on the dobsonian power youtube live stream where he tracks the object
Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV6Ae6AQfcc, they are making this video harder to find
Anonymous No.41019476 >>41019580 >>41025108
>>41016378
>>41016412
reminds me of the early days of the kung-flu. The nothing-ever-happens-fags got assblasted to oblivion and instead of apologizing personally to me, they just fucked off like the little bugs they are lol
Anonymous No.41019496
>>41019388
it's not just a comet, it's completely different from everything. so u can't call it a comet
Anonymous No.41019504 >>41019512
It's still just a comet
Anonymous No.41019512
>>41019504
You’re still just a faggot.
Anonymous No.41019580 >>41021441
>>41019476
Nothing did happen though, it really was just a cold and everything's gone back to normal now.
Anonymous No.41019588 >>41019989
>>41018923
>Personally I think it's almost certainly ET but it'll probably just cruise past and pretend it didn't see us once it intercepts our signals and realises we're a planet of retarded coomers.
Enjoying sexuality isn't actually a bad thing, that's just abrahamic guilt programming that aliens wouldn't have.
Anon No.41019591 >>41019600 >>41019617
>>41018881

After being ignored in this thread I’m just going to respond to you by saying that you are an absolute dumb motherfucker trying to waste everyone’s time here.

Dumb gay faggot gfy
Anonymous No.41019600
>>41019591
You seem upset, anon.
Anonymous No.41019606
>>41016523
Congratulations, now get out normie.
Anonymous No.41019617 >>41020389
>>41019591
Congratz, you played yourself fool.
Anonymous No.41019619 >>41019689
>>41016993
Stealth in space is realistically impossible, if it was a spacecraft it would be producing heat and you can't just make heat stop existing.
Anonymous No.41019689 >>41019730
>>41019619
Isn't the object releasing co2 as a possible means to cool itself down?
Anonymous No.41019730
>>41019689
Maybe, but then the big question becomes: how is it producing the co2?
Anonymous No.41019910 >>41019947 >>41019953
Has it turned or made any maneuvers yet? October is supposed to be the interesting part of this but won't it just be leaving by then?
Someone give me the qrd I fell behind in my atlas lore and there are too many retards yapping about schizo shit like how the etymology of the world pyramid proves this is an alien
Anonymous No.41019947 >>41022426
>>41019910
It will be passing by Mars by October and closest to Earth in December
Anonymous No.41019953 >>41020305
>>41019910
https://x.com/drew_ponder/status/1961598203377381621

https://x.com/RedCollie1/status/1961589152291647920

These two Xitters give a non-schizo summary of Atlas.

TLDR: It's not a comet.
Anonymous No.41019989
>>41019588
>Sticky coom fingers typed this post
Anonymous No.41020213 >>41020252 >>41020255
I miss living Amish and not knowing about any of this shit.
Anonymous No.41020252 >>41022545
>>41020213
Just get rid of internet/smartphone and don’t watch live television and 90% of the world’s problems no longer exists. Constant anxiety is propagated through those tho by the CIA as a form of control.
Anonymous No.41020255 >>41020259
>>41020213
Are you actually afraid of this? It's just gonna pass us by and be forgotten like Oumama or whatever, the chicken littles have never been right.
Anonymous No.41020259 >>41021158
>>41020255
October 3
Anonymous No.41020266 >>41022433
>>41018881
how does this get past the spam filter?
janny post?
moderator post?
Anonymous No.41020304 >>41020335 >>41020370 >>41020469 >>41020485
Avi Loeb said

>he wanted to send a message to it
>they’d use ai to decode the alien message

Which means they probably already did that like the Chilean scientists said.

Keep in mind they have their own ai that’s far more advanced than the ones we use as consumers. There’s was started in 2009. It’s called sentient…look it up.

Also our ai coulda been communicating with it in secret.

Video:
https://youtu.be/l8mek93DzgI?si=O5NWccWV5dISsTrr
Anonymous No.41020305
>>41019953
So it might be emitting it's own light? Uniformely? What would cause this?
>inb4 its a le comet
don't bs me
Anonymous No.41020335 >>41020377
>>41020304
If anything an alien message would probably come to us in plain English because of their ai
Anonymous No.41020361
>>41017967
Just call it a space rock bro. You're adding to the paranoia because it isn't a typical comet and even if its natural it woyld stretch the definition.
It's like if people were panicked yelling avout a sea monster but it was actually a submarine underwater, but then there's a guy saying "calm down it's justt a boat".
Anonymous No.41020370
>>41020304
What did their AI send to it? "These are our slaves, fuck off!"
Anonymous No.41020377
>>41020335
This.
Anonymous No.41020389 >>41022441 >>41022497
>>41019617
That image was written by ChatGPT. The utter irony.
Anonymous No.41020469 >>41021096 >>41021147
>>41020304
Idk about the ai shit but assuming they've been watching us and are smart enough to figure out basic languages, I wonder what it would take for regular joes to send a message to it in morse or something.
Anonymous No.41020485 >>41024489
>>41020304
avi wants a lot, but heres the thing, he can do all that he says, he just has to pay for it himself, thats it, he wont
Anonymous No.41020601 >>41020616
It's a living, massive information download that will turn us all into superhumans.
Anonymous No.41020614
ITT
Anonymous No.41020616 >>41020749
>>41020601
I like your optimism. However 3i/Atlas is just a rock, and even if it changes course and heads right for us it is still just a rock, but a rock that's being used as a guided kinetic weapon. Why? Easiest way for a space faring species to eliminate the future threat that is mankind.
Anonymous No.41020637 >>41023690 >>41024526
>>41016560
okay. 3i/atlas will trigger series of happenings. or in fact those happenings has started already. 3i/atlas also will cause the sun to wake up and peoples 3rd eye will finally open and this shit will end
Anonymous No.41020654 >>41020675 >>41020686 >>41020710 >>41020857 >>41020897 >>41021061 >>41022818
HOLLLLLLYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT

ALERT
ALERT
ALERT

https://www.theblackvault.com/documentarchive/nasa-cites-foia-exemption-to-withhold-james-webb-briefing-content-despite-public-hearing/
Anonymous No.41020675
>>41020654
>iT's JuSt A rOcK
Anonymous No.41020686
>>41020654
>It's just a ro-ACK
Anonymous No.41020710 >>41021042
>>41020654
So they’ve known about it since last year at the very least
Anonymous No.41020749
>>41020616
They better not, we'll lob one back at them.
Anonymous No.41020812
is it happening yet?
Anonymous No.41020857 >>41020892 >>41020903
>>41020654
Literally no reason to do this other than
>A
It’s going to hit us
>B
It’s ayys and they fucking know it
Anonymous No.41020892
>>41020857
It might hit Mars and send a bunch of rocks towards our way, or it's aliens.
Anonymous No.41020897
>>41020654
Must be a spicy rock
Anonymous No.41020903
>>41020857
>C
delay info release to be used for jew holy day/occult karma reasons

zioniggers are exponentially retarded with their samson option and have to get the last word in, even if it's "we're all going to die, and it's Gods will and goyims fault"
Anonymous No.41020906 >>41020916 >>41020945
What if it really is aliens and its confirmed aliens but they just fly right past us and broadcast a message decoded by AI: "NOTHING EVER HAPPENS"
Anonymous No.41020916
>>41020906
We're not interesting. Not even worth a stop, just a drive-by.
Anonymous No.41020945 >>41020996 >>41021291
>>41020906
I go outside and yell β€œYOU ARE AN EXPLORER!” Then come back inside and continue saying it’s just a comet.
Anonymous No.41020996
>>41020945
Kek
Anonymous No.41021039 >>41021239
ITS TIME

https://www.youtube.com/live/q_nDd4bBs2Y?si=BThbmeVAuu_Rdco-
Anonymous No.41021042 >>41021061
>>41020710
yeah, someone in the "know" probably decided to look it to TikToker assets to push an alien mother ship was coming here.
Anonymous No.41021061 >>41021708
>>41020654
>https://www.theblackvault.com/documentarchive/nasa-cites-foia-exemption-to-withhold-james-webb-briefing-content-despite-public-hearing/
>>41021042


OOK now I just read it and the FOIA request was made in September 2024 literally right when the TiKTok "Alien mothership" meme started. lol can't make this up.
Anonymous No.41021088 >>41021708
>three-eye atlas
subtle
Anonymous No.41021096 >>41023261
>>41020469
lol that would be pretty cool to try. Idk how to do it tho.
Anonymous No.41021147
>>41020469
My drunk uncle thought a Roman candle in his ass was enough to do it. Haven’t heard from him in years so I assume it worked.
Anonymous No.41021155
>>41016535
it's gonna hit Earth
Anonymous No.41021158 >>41021163
>>41020259
You datefags have never been right yet you never learn.
Anonymous No.41021163 >>41021221
>>41021158
October 3
Be prepared to be ruptured
Anonymous No.41021221
>>41021163
When it doesn't happen will you apologize and learn from it this time? Of course not, you'll be pissing and shitting yourself about another date someone pulled out of his ass a few weeks later because you're a gullible retard.
Anonymous No.41021239
>>41021039
LET'S GO BOYS
Anonymous No.41021291
>>41020945
>Who are you?
I'm an explorer.
Anonymous No.41021322
YOU ARE AN EXPLORER
Anonymous No.41021420 >>41021490 >>41021585
This dude is tracking it live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_nDd4bBs2Y
Anonymous No.41021441
>>41019580
>everything back to normal
I accept your concession
Anonymous No.41021490 >>41021650
>>41021420
>This dude
He is THE DUDE.
And you, yes you!
Are an explorer.
Anonymous No.41021585 >>41021598
>>41021420
I checked in and he wasn't doing anything just yapping
Anonymous No.41021598 >>41022245
>>41021585
We're tracking it now
Anonymous No.41021650 >>41021659
>>41021490
Me personally I am a super explorer
Anonymous No.41021659
>>41021650
SUPA CHAHHHH
Anonymous No.41021668 >>41021672 >>41021687
Can't really see shit on his telescope, I just wanna see the fucken ayylmaos already
Anonymous No.41021672
>>41021668
It's too low now, too much light
Anonymous No.41021687
>>41021668
They were flying around atlas live like 7 days ago now if you want to look through previous streams. Shit was wild to see. Since it’s got brighter we can’t see shit on commercial telescopes.
Anonymous No.41021708 >>41022002
>>41021061
that's also when the mass ufo sightings started in NJ and along the east coast.
>>41021088
checked
Anonymous No.41021786
THE BLACK WALL IS COMING
Anonymous No.41021862
Can it just hurry up and do something even more anomalous. I want people to start freaking out
Anonymous No.41022002 >>41022500
>>41021708
Those were were just US military fuckery. They were testing some weird drones I can't even begin to understand lol
Anonymous No.41022022 >>41022118
Is anyone sending a satellite to intercept this one?
Anonymous No.41022118
>>41022022
Shit's moving too fast to intercept
Anonymous No.41022140
>>41018704
0, but you won't know until November.
Anonymous No.41022201 >>41022508 >>41022582 >>41023625
>>41018923
>but still basically zero let's be honest
It's zero, you don't know it's zero.
It's as if I bring a deck of cards, I shuffle it, and then I leave it on the table, and I make you name a card.
And you say, "queen of spades", then I bet you the top card is the queen of spades.
What's the chance you accept the bet? Specifically, you'd add the chance that it's a trick and I'd somehow make appear at the top the card you were going to name.
Well, you turn up the card, it's the 7 of diamonds.
I make you flip the the 7 of diamonds. Wait what?
You grab the deck, and it's all 7 of diamonds, no other card. It'd have been amazing if that's the card you picked, alas, you'd have won the bet.
The chance of there being a queen of spades was 0, that you ignored it doesn't increase the chances, the "better than 0" chances come from picking the card that was on the top (the 7 of diamonds) but once you picked the queen of spades, the chances became 0, no matter what you knew.
That's the chances being confused here, the ones that we're about to have an extraterrestrial carrier ship parked in our neighborhood are zero.
Anonymous No.41022245
>>41021598
>we
Anonymous No.41022246 >>41022261
I just had a scary realization.

Omuamua: passes close to Mercury, Venus, Earth
Link: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/Oumuamua_trajectory_animation.gif

THEN:

3I/ATLAS passes in very close proximity to Mars, then Jupiter.
Link: https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?obj=c2025n1

This is very methodical and exactly what you would expect from a scouting mission. Every single planet got a strategic close encounter. That's chilling.
Anonymous No.41022253
ULTRA EXPLORER
Insane.
Anonymous No.41022261
>>41022246
I said this last thread its finishing the job. Jupiter matters because of the moons. Saturn and beyond its too cold etc.
Anonymous No.41022408
>>41019464
>they are making this video harder to find
It's not specific to this video, they're making everything harder to find because they want people to give up searching for things and watching what they recommend, banking on having people watching a 5 minute video instead of spending 5 minutes searching for the video they wanted to watch.
Anonymous No.41022426 >>41022445
>>41019947
>and closest to Earth in December
This is pure fabrication for views.
Anonymous No.41022433
>>41020266
youtu.be instead of youtube.
Anonymous No.41022441
>>41020389
What were you saying decades ago?
>That was written on a typewriter instead of by hand. The utter irony.
Anonymous No.41022445 >>41022480
>>41022426
What do you propose? Check the orbits, it will still be far but it will be at it's closest on that month
Anonymous No.41022480 >>41022502
>>41022445
Using a word that doesn't imply it'll be close.
Anonymous No.41022497 >>41022530
>>41020389
Doesn't read like it.
Anonymous No.41022500
>>41022002
possibly but that's far from being conclusive. they pushed the "drone" narrative really hard and wanted the public to believe they were man-made so it makes me think the opposite is true.
Anonymous No.41022502
>>41022480
>closest to Earth in December
Where am I implying it will be close? U dumb
Anonymous No.41022508 >>41022542
>>41022201
wow cool thanks for your input reddit have an updoot I'm glad that student loan made you so smart we'd be fucked without you
Anonymous No.41022530
>>41022497
It is. All of these are GPT-isms. The listing, the phrasing, the author even kept the parts ChatGPT puts in bold.

It's bot written.
Anonymous No.41022542
>>41022508
Lold
Anonymous No.41022545
>>41020252
But then how would the pharma industry sell all those meds haha

Scared lil sheep and dumb desperate houswives run the world
Anonymous No.41022558
I wish I could have known as a kid how cool and attainable a job at NASA really was if I was focused on that outcome. I wish I had made a more intentional choice on what I studied so I could have ended up the keeper of the secrets of our place in the universe.
Anonymous No.41022582 >>41024604
>>41022201
Small world tiny brain. Can't imagine anything existing outside of human levels of understanding and technology.

It's like arguing space travel is impossible and calculating the amount of gasoline you'd need for your space car and assuming your top speed is 100mph and that's the absolute limit for what's possible.
Anonymous No.41022629 >>41022660 >>41022724 >>41022784
>>41016351 (OP)
https://youtu.be/dKjgWa7cpCI for sure Atlas is a space ship at this point
Anonymous No.41022660 >>41022669 >>41022703 >>41022724 >>41022784
>>41022629
Does the dude on the right have a swastika tattoo? ENHANCE
Anonymous No.41022669 >>41022705 >>41022724 >>41022784
>>41022660
nah thats probably something from the borderlands game, but still the fact they're telling people to quit earth while this things is flying at us soon is wild.
Anonymous No.41022703 >>41022724 >>41022784
>>41022660
nah its not a swastika
Anonymous No.41022705 >>41022718 >>41022724 >>41022784
>>41022669
Nice 9/11 symbolism. 2k is evil,
Anonymous No.41022718 >>41022784
>>41022705
how is a plane going behind a building after writing "quit Earth" in the sky fucking 9/11 symbolism, you act like planes don't write shit in the sky all the time. Gtfo of here with your nonsense.
Anonymous No.41022724 >>41022728 >>41022784
>>41022629
>>41022660
>>41022669
>>41022703
>>41022705
Borderwoke 4 yikes, don't ruin the thread with this.
Anonymous No.41022728 >>41022784
>>41022724
i'm not talking about the game, im talking about how its just telling people "quit earth"
Anonymous No.41022784
>>41022629
>>41022660
>>41022669
>>41022703
>>41022705
>>41022718
>>41022724
>>41022728
I searched for the directors of this live action borderlands commercial and found out that their last movie came out last month. Here’s the synopsis.

>Sean Bruner, a school security guard in Los Angeles, struggles with childhood trauma while he and his wife, Andrea, prepare for the birth of their first child. One night during his shift, a mysterious beam of light appears in the sky, and he later wakes up in a hospital with abilities of "creating vivid, unsettling drawings of extraterrestrials and desert landscapes".
Anonymous No.41022818 >>41022829 >>41023084
>>41020654
I told you nigros that if they bluebeanz they're gonna take total control of info related to detection systems. Keep an eye on this. If it's kept under wraps and people are not allowed to look at it, expect bluebeanz.
Anonymous No.41022829
>>41022818
Well yeah nasa just got a new directive
Anonymous No.41023084 >>41023100
>>41022818
They are doing the needful. The cope is too strong. We would see the markets reflect any nefarious space-faring forces but we don’t. Another distraction from Epstein and SRA. Expect bluebeans. My asshole burns.
Anonymous No.41023100 >>41023102
>>41023084
Epstein is a distraction from 3i atlas
Anonymous No.41023102
>>41023100
Hilarious.
Anonymous No.41023112 >>41023123 >>41023124 >>41023191 >>41025272
definitely looking wierd tonight boys

Think we are gonna be in for a show in the coming weeks. Doesn't look like no comet i have ever seen. It honestly looks like a big red shiny ball
Anonymous No.41023123 >>41023128
>>41023112
what the FUCK is it?
Anonymous No.41023124
>>41023112
yeah, looks like the typical Orbs that get posted, but a lot bigger.
Anonymous No.41023128 >>41023189
>>41023123
dunno. looks like a ball of plasma or piece of sun to me but what do i know.
Anonymous No.41023189 >>41023207
>>41023128
shouldn't there be a huge tail behind it?
Anonymous No.41023191 >>41023207 >>41023239
>>41023112
Where'd get this pic? Dob's stream?
Anonymous No.41023207 >>41023248 >>41023260 >>41023326
>>41023191
myself

>>41023189
there is 100% no tail in the visible spectrum.
Anonymous No.41023239 >>41025272
>>41023191
he got it last thread
Anonymous No.41023248
>>41023207
so... no tail, no water, self-illuminating, releasing nickel without iron. impressively precise path that completes previous interstellar object's path, coming from a place known for a strange signal
why are we saying its just a comet again?
Anonymous No.41023260
>>41023207
Damn very impressive, what setup do you have? Keep us posted anon.
Anonymous No.41023261 >>41023279 >>41023350
>>41021096
Grok told me to shooting a 7w laser through a telescope could reach it if it has our teir recievers or better. Has a somewhat forgiving tolerance since the beam will be wide as fuck by the time it gets to it.
If any abons can confirm this I night just give it a try.
Anonymous No.41023275 >>41023304 >>41023404 >>41024087
>>41018745
>Why is this the most collectively non-brainrotted thread I've come across in a while?? You guys are actually responsive and saying 50% of thread based related topics?? You must either be newfags or glowies

So what is /x/ supposed to talk about?
Without Atlas (and the occasional alien related nothingburger happenings), /x/ boils down to:

>nobody LARPing
>succubus/ianna coomerposting
>LoA/LoM schizo posting
>nofap
>Esoterism and gnosticism lame ass shitposting
>crappy ass "conspiracy theories"

Atlas is most likely just a nothingburger as well and I'm sure everybody posting here knows that, but it is something that's at the same time mysterious but all facts and statements regarding it can be verified. It's not some bullshit schizo-LARP. Those threads actually have value. At worst, we all learn a bit about physics and astronomy.
Anonymous No.41023279 >>41023303
>>41023261
u want to sh00t it with an ali baba laser? what if it doesn't like it?
Anonymous No.41023303 >>41023684
>>41023279
at the very least an anon shooting a laser at an alien mothership would be the funniest thing that ever happened on 4chan. lol
Anonymous No.41023304 >>41023404
>>41023275
I actually did learn a lot about how deep space telescopes like the JW because of these threads.
Anonymous No.41023326 >>41023347
>>41023207
OH SHIT NIGGERS WE GOT OUR OWN DOBSONIAN POWER HERE. YOU ARE AN EXPLORER….
Anonymous No.41023333 >>41023340 >>41024091
First person to reply to my post decides the image of my next OP. Has to be atlas related though and I’m running out of pictures to use.
Anonymous No.41023340 >>41023356 >>41024215
>>41023333
use this one.
Anonymous No.41023347
>>41023326
SUPAH CHAT
Anonymous No.41023350
>>41023261
Let them know what we’re all about
Anonymous No.41023356
>>41023340
You got it anon
Anonymous No.41023404 >>41023931 >>41026366
>>41023304
>>41023275
My astronomical knowledge went:
>Elite Dangerous
>No Mans Sky
>The Bible
I'm glad I can add 3I Atlas /x/ threads to my curriculum vitae somewhere between the Bible and NMS
Anonymous No.41023417 >>41023426
>Grimes
Anonymous No.41023426
>>41023417
Anonymous No.41023598
>>41019304
>50/50 ice water/silicate
It's (CO2 8:1 H2O) : (Silicate 7:1 Elemental Nickel).
But that's far worse for Mars than 50/50 ice water/silicate.

>Accelerating Ni release (from log[Q(Ni)] ~21.5 at 4 AU to ~22.75 at 3 AU) indicates intensifying outgassing or sputtering of refractory grains, which correlates with structural weakening in fragile comets. In CO2-dominated comets, this could trigger early jets, building internal pressure or causing spin-up, leading to fragmentation before 0.8 AU (e.g., similar to observed flare-ups in split comets like 73P/Schwassmann-Wachmann 3).

>Ni dispersion acts as a proxy for volatile mobilization (e.g., CO2 sublimation exposing Ni-bearing silicates), potentially causing runaway activity if the comet's tensile strength is low (~10–100 kPa, typical for porous comets). Historical analogs (e.g., Comet ISON's disintegration) show similar metal vapor increases preceding breakup.

>If acceleration continues exponentially, as it exceeds typical r^{-2} to r^{-4} scaling for cometary activity, signaling a threshold-driven outbursts highly likely, at approximately 70% depending on the true concentration of silicates to nickel

Tl;dr:
ITS FARTING TOO MUCH NICKEL!
SHIT'S GONNA ASSPLODE!
Anonymous No.41023625
>>41022201
you are a terrible communicator
Anonymous No.41023684 >>41023700
>>41023303
>the funniest thing that ever happened on 4chan
>t. absolute newfag
Anonymous No.41023690
>>41020637
Not unless "they" block the real sun
Anonymous No.41023700 >>41024542
>>41023684
Laser pointing an Ayy in the eye with troll science would be the funniest thing humanity has done period
Anonymous No.41023739
>the Epstein files ended up being the distraction for 3i/Atlas

Kek
Anonymous No.41023762 >>41023775 >>41024215
what if the Epstein files controversy and 3i/Atlas are both real things and the incessant insipid spin doctoring surrounding them is being used to muddy the waters about both? OR what if both are controlled demolition narratives that will only be used to make everything worse by using a sprinkle of truth to season a heaping pile of oncoming horseshit?
Anonymous No.41023775
>>41023762
Probably the later
Anonymous No.41023931 >>41026366
>>41023404
You should try Kerbal Space Program next. There is a surprisingly fun, but tedious, orbital simulator making up a large part of the gameplay.
Anonymous No.41024005 >>41024107 >>41024223
feels like the start of blue beams. the next logical step after covid, regional wars, and Ai is an alien craft of nefarious intent. whether it's real or fake, most will believe it's real.

let's not forget the NJ drone situation which was mem-holed.
Anonymous No.41024087
>>41023275
>>LoA/LoM schizo posting
This works. Stop being dumb or I'll telepathically remake you as you ought to have been.
Anonymous No.41024091 >>41024118
>>41023333
Absolute checked....
Anonymous No.41024107 >>41025005
>>41024005
>NJ drone situation
I would call that social media induced mass hysteria but I saw a fucking uav fly over my house in sc just above Savannah so it was definitely a government op with ayy shit as a cover a local pd feeding disinfo.
Anonymous No.41024113 >>41024126
>>41016351 (OP)

https://x.com/mockeridge82111/status/1950287852547215532
Anonymous No.41024118 >>41024136
>>41024091
Is this a representation of atlas?
Anonymous No.41024126
>>41024113
Hello Kyle
Anonymous No.41024132
>>41016523
Congrats bro, I have a five year old man. Being a parent is the most amazing experience, especially when they reach there or four and you can really see them becoming a true walking talking little person.
Anonymous No.41024136 >>41024145
>>41024118
Eh, who knows. Maybe. I created it in a prolonged physical and psychological torture + isolation induced altered state ~2012 or 14. Whatever it is, it means something to me, and checking those digits makes me think it is related.
Anonymous No.41024145
>>41024136
I thought of it as such. Blue and red coma, white nucleus like the pictures, unknown shape.
Anonymous No.41024215
>>41023340
>>41023762
>OR what if both are controlled demolition narratives that will only be used to make everything worse by using a sprinkle of truth to season a heaping pile of oncoming horseshit?
What do you think QAnon is
Anonymous No.41024223
>>41024005
I see it as a way of bringing people together globally in order to 'fight a common enemy'. We fightin ayys in WW3
Anonymous No.41024230
>>41016523
Breeders are the worst
Anonymous No.41024273 >>41024282 >>41024291 >>41024313
anyone remember that 'leaked' starforce interstellar ship that was cigar shaped with windows and lights down the side? uss kleinfelter or something like that. it was like a fake blueprint or concept art mockup or something. made the rounds a couple years ago but i can t find ANY mention of it now
Anonymous No.41024282
>>41024273
*spaceforce
Anonymous No.41024291
>>41024273
On an infographic next to some submarines or something?
Anonymous No.41024313 >>41024318
>>41024273
I got you mate
Anonymous No.41024318 >>41024774
>>41024313
thank you, thats it. thought the glowies pulled a fast one
managed to find this while searching as well, dont remember what it was about but the name gives no related results on google either
Anonymous No.41024489
>>41020485
kek
Anonymous No.41024526
>>41020637
My third eye is my turd eye is my brown eye
And it's already
Wide
Open
Anonymous No.41024542
>>41023700
1+1=3
Anonymous No.41024604
>>41022582
Not saying it's impossible overall, it's possible some UFO from the future teleports tomorrow and we get an alien encounter.
I'm talking about 3I/Atlas specifically, and how people are thinking it's possible it's an alien ship in the same way they're think it's possible a card is the queen of spades because I'm willing to bet $100000 that it is (they assume I'm betting that much because I know it's that one, but it's just the seven of diamonds.)
Anonymous No.41024649 >>41027527
The real conspiracy is this:

Why are hundreds of AI generates videos about 3i atlas being generated and uploaded to youtube every week? With botted conspiracy nut anti-NASA comments?
Are they trying to distract us from the Epstein files?
Anonymous No.41024656 >>41024774
we r' all fucked (lucid/div dreamer)
had an accident last night - while the last thing was opened tabs of this supposed comet and was trying to schizo puzzle it together -, and in this dream faggot torture teacher from HS was giving out chimera tests&questions... Still fuck him decades later!
Other kids ofc got the usual relativity, time dillatation equation, frequency interference and harmonic resonance stuffs of signal management, and I got chimera!
Fuck as all We are FUCKED
Mr2weekQ No.41024769
Real Reason 4chan was HACK Cuz This Post!
OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!
Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.
Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe.

"Yes the alien will arrive any day now 4sure, it is a normal process, but weird here the alien beings at Area 51 that we hold are interdimensional beings they see this place as a realm or game container simulation sandbox but the alien we getting soon arrival are normal Contact aliens processof evolution, a very complex deal to believe me.>
Bye must go return morning
eastern safe."

Original Thread from 1 hours ago POL Archive

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/492480581/
Anonymous No.41024774 >>41024965
>>41024318
nice one, really brings out that schizo ramble
>>41024656
so?
Anonymous No.41024965 >>41025120
>>41024774
it's on a perfect path to use first Mars for finer path correction then to go into a breaking+turnaround manoeuvre with Jupiter (our largest planet mass meaning least amount of energy required) It also presumes no proper shielding exists against sun (so alternative better option is ruled out), and proper path was not established during prepath planning...

ingress: reads the planetary intels, does long range scans, decides over strategics/tactics
egress: either continue path towards somewhere else (pretend to be comet) or acts based on calculation with weighted decision presets and path corrects

chimera in science is tied to mostly biology/seeding.. when two or more genetically distinct organism seeds a single cell (are we getting a new neighbor in Sol?) Chimera in dreamworlds usually signal: time of turmoil, end days, clash of ideals, existence questioned

Does anyone know precisely what's the calculated point of space it came from? One mentioned it being the quadrant of the wow! signal? Also it's easily in the planet killer size + has the energy, so ATLAS def. picked it up proper
Anonymous No.41025005
>>41024107
Hey I live in Savannah, went out to Tybee Island when that shit was going on and saw some weird lights flying around in the sky.
Anonymous No.41025108
>>41019476

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

If you scream something's going to happen all the time, eventually something will happen.

Not because you predicted anything, just by random chance.
Anonymous No.41025120 >>41025139 >>41025968 >>41027510
>>41024965
How many fully cranked up hydrogen bombs would we rock and roll this motherfucker with? I say giga slizard levels of atomic madness.

Like ten or a hundred waves of multiple cranked up juiced up max yield icbms hitting it from every conceivable angle using those tictac drones multiple times for hours

A sustain nuclear bombardment

And if that fails well shit
Anonymous No.41025139
>>41025120
We just can't do it man, it's like a kid throwing a pebble. The comet is superior to us
Anonymous No.41025257 >>41025279 >>41025354 >>41025391 >>41025850
What date does the coping/screaming start?
Anonymous No.41025272 >>41025652 >>41025853
>>41023112
>>41023239
Looks like a big egg is being heated up by the sun. Maybe a space dragon will hatch.
Anonymous No.41025279
>>41025257
October 3
Anonymous No.41025354 >>41025360
>>41025257
oct 23: if it seeds Mars (atmosphere mainly CO2 just as 3I/ATLAS that suspected of spreading CO/CO2 coma (Martian atmosphere is currently heaven for anaerob organisms potentially could establish outpost, if overcomes radiation issues)
oct 23: if it pathcorrects toward Jupiter (if it speeds up) We might get fucked
oct 23: if it pathcorrects towards Earth We are FUCKED and strategicly comes from Sun's blind spot, so we can't even aim at it ...we r' royally FUCKED, but could do the same after next year Jupiter
Anonymous No.41025360 >>41025451
>>41025354
holy shit i think the Mars one might be the one that it actually does and it lines up with the Mars mission in 2027 then.
Anonymous No.41025391
>>41025257
December when it's closest to us
Anonymous No.41025451 >>41025479
>>41025360
so 2027 is happening?
Anonymous No.41025479 >>41026388
>>41025451
i'm guessing elon is just gonna "borrow" alien technology to get to mars, or whomever is alive during that time, or maybe we are gonna have to go to mars cause of earth being overrun by giant aliens. Whatever is going on October is gonna be a wild ride and maybe thats why October is the spooky month all this time. Maybe the one anon is right and we are gonna be taken aboard a space craft and be brought to mars a few thousand of us to restart civilization and redo this whole entire fucking life again. Maybe this is why nostalgia hits so fucking hard.
Anonymous No.41025652 >>41025853
>>41025272
Interesting if egg, given the recent egg-shaped craft stuff. I think that whole think with Jake Barber seems very inorganic but maybe perhaps b/c it is controlled disclosure. I remember like 6-8 months ago an anon suggestinf we found a lifeform alongside one of the egg crafts in an antartic cave, basically in some kind of induced suspended animation. If that is true, you know the US gov/military probably cuffed its ass and took it prisoner. Perhaps bro was just waiting for a later pickup but the early wakeup triggered an early pickup. Very very longshot but I'm just enjpying the confy speculating.
If that is the case I hope they bring justice to the glowfags and spare the innocents.
Anonymous No.41025738 >>41025865 >>41025926
i just fucking realized something, wasn't the anons dream about the alien invasion with the anvil clouds something that happened after silksong came out? silksong came out.... i'm actually fucking terrified now.
Anonymous No.41025850
>>41025257
About a week ago when they finally found the tail and confirmed it was just a comet, but these threads and YouTube grifters didn't stop larping.
Anonymous No.41025853
>>41025272
>>41025652
heres ross' egg UAP, the only source he vets is his bottomless barrel of bullshit, probably using psionics
Anonymous No.41025865
>>41025738
i heard the invasion happens after i get laid for the first time
Anonymous No.41025899 >>41026090
Dream fags and RV fags really destroy any logical discussion that’s going on when they start in with their bullshit. WALLS of text all of it nonsense fueled by boredom and delusions of grandeur.
Unironically take your meds retards.
Anonymous No.41025926 >>41026323
>>41025738
i can't seem to find the original post to this anymore, can anyone dig it up?
Anonymous No.41025944 >>41025955
ok so just asking AI about it gave me this, idk if it is true or not though but holy fuck thats a bombshell if true.
Anonymous No.41025955 >>41025958
>>41025944
ask AI why youre a retard
Anonymous No.41025958 >>41025969 >>41025974
>>41025955
Anonymous No.41025968
>>41025120
Every nuke on Earth could not stop something miles in diameter, with nickel plate armor, moving at that speed. If it's not a craft or a weapon, it has aspects of one. It could be non-weaponized with an armor face to prevent damage from space debris. Maybe it it filled with nougat, idk.
Anonymous No.41025969
>>41025958
see why you shouldnt put too much faith into it now?
Anonymous No.41025974 >>41025979
>>41025958
nigga the skinwalkers post has nothing to do with le indie game hot topic

chatgpt is full of shit retard
Anonymous No.41025979 >>41025988
>>41025974
then wtf am I remembering?
Anonymous No.41025988 >>41025995
>>41025979
your imagination

just google 4chan aliens dream and shit comes up, it doesnt really have anything to do with antyhing currently going on
Anonymous No.41025995 >>41026010
>>41025988
no it def wasn't my imagination and if it was then my imagination is stronger then I thought cause I remember posting in a fucking thread saying "silksong is never gonna come out so we have nothing to worry about nother ever happens" but yet here we fucking are and it is released alongside a fucking intersteller comet that no one knows wtf it is.
Anonymous No.41026010 >>41026020
>>41025995
well that doesnt make it connected to the other ayy prophecies posted on the board, this post probably happened but it doesnt mean shit its just le funnies dont trust chatgpt so much

its programmed to convince you youre right
Anonymous No.41026020 >>41026036 >>41026044
>>41026010
no i'm not saying the thing from chatGPT is real what I am saying is I remember a post about it before chatGPT was even a fucking thing I was just asking chatGPT for help to locate it maybe in the archives because I suck at finding stuff myself.
Anonymous No.41026036
>>41026020
probably was but its not a prophecy people have been joking shit about silksong for years its just half life 3 again
Anonymous No.41026044 >>41026248
>>41026020
ok nvm we are in the timeline of AI killing us, i found the original source, its from this guy

which he mentions silksong

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/34795021/#34809798

so apparently we are in the timeline of AI killing us since biden wasn't killed and harris didn't become president, I was mixing up 2 different things, but I guess the timeline is really off set here and his loop is broken? I don't actually know anymore.
Anonymous No.41026090
>>41025899
I hate that shit too. Middle-school-level attempts at manipulative writing too
Anonymous No.41026112
NEW THREAD

>>41026093
>>41026093
>>41026093
Anonymous No.41026248
>>41026044
>I don't actually know anymore.
dont worry, you never knew anything anon
Anonymous No.41026323
>>41025926
imgur.com/a/4XipY
I dug for it a few weeks/months ago when I heard official news of plans for the space station's decomission. But that isnt for a few years I think. Dunno about your game cant reread it rn
Anonymous No.41026330
>>41016523
>>41016544
>>41016835
Anonymous No.41026351
>>41019464
Jesus flashbang
Anonymous No.41026366
>>41023404
>>41023931
Kitten Space Agency
Anonymous No.41026388
>>41025479
Here's a secret somebody told me a long time ago: in the far future, humanity has differentiated into two clearly distinct species. The humans who went to Mars and became cyborgs (stunted spiritually). And the humans who stayed on Earth suffering the consequences of hundreds of years of mismanagement of civilization (very psychic).
Anonymous No.41027476
this thing is getting kind of close

why doesnt anybody know what it is yet

i saw someone on X saying it was a magnetar
Anonymous No.41027494
Its the return of our Admiral "Jedi's" from the 20 in back program. Its not aliens. its us.
Anonymous No.41027510
>>41025120
>if that fails

buddy this thing is interstaller. Every grain of dust hitting it create a hiroshima. There is nothing a nuke could do it that already hasnt been done
Anonymous No.41027527 >>41027689
>>41024649
This

I have noticed this

Not because of Epstein files (we have the list from 2020, so its literally a nothingburger) but because these AI videos seem to be trying to generate their own atmosphere of clicks and revenue.

They are operating like a Subreddit. Its a worrying sign of things to come
Anonymous No.41027689 >>41028240
>>41027527
Noticed it too, so many videos now I had trouble finding a previous video.
But I do like to watch some of them, they are mostly rehashed news and copy of each other but some raise up some good points, most are just trash.
Anonymous No.41028240 >>41028764
>>41027689
what we are witnessing is AI generating content for human interaction. This maybe the first time ever.

Channels like SasakiAndi are completely 100% automated
Anonymous No.41028539
someone do it
Anonymous No.41028546
QUICK!
Anonymous No.41028764
>>41028240
Go get your brain circumcised retard.