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Anonymous No.41017406 >>41019255 >>41020466 >>41020519
If Baelzabub is the lord of shit
Does that also make him the lord of buttholes by association? Do I pray to him for good digestive health?

Do you think god made women's asses or did the devil have a hand in it?
Anonymous No.41017544 >>41017563 >>41017566
Beelzebub is best known as the God of the Philistines, ruling over the city of Ekron. The ancient Philistines worshiped him under the name "Baalzebub." Beelzebub is the "Lord over all that Flies." Wherever he was worshipped, he was known as a God of weather and meteorology. He also held dominion over the airways when the Nephilim descended to Earth. The Hebrews later distorted his name to mean "Lord of the Flies" as a means of desecration.
Anonymous No.41017563
>>41017544
sure bud.
Anonymous No.41017566
>>41017544
thats boring
Anonymous No.41017583 >>41017746
Anonymous No.41017746 >>41020519
>>41017583
stop! You're giving me a baelzaboner!
Anonymous No.41019255
>>41017406 (OP)
Oh fugg I shot web :::dddDdd
Anonymous No.41020466
>>41017406 (OP)
That's Belphegor you're looking for. Belphegor.
rawr xp fuck the authority 33 No.41020519 >>41020565
>>41017406 (OP)
isnt the earth made of poop and death aka dirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf8RbAGWxqY
>>41017746
the waters split so they could be split once more like light entering the eye - to +
rawr xp fuck the authority 33 No.41020565
>>41020519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko