Thread 41028839

How do I give myself Schizophrenia?

>>41028839 (OP)
take some orange sunshine LSD

>>41028906
idk how to get LSD I have no friends IRL or money to buy it.

Yes. Listening to videos to fall asleep. Certain mushrooms/strains of cannabis. Trauma can unlock it. Unlock is actually the correcy word; just don't think you can hold a 9-5 or get married/have kids easily. You're gonna do it irresponsibly; like a real man. So go on that trip

>>41028839 (OP)
picture unrelated, that's clearly dissociative identity disorder. why do people still confuse those?
anyway, schizophrenia is just a misattribuation of the causal chain in the interpretation of stimuli to qualia. the foundation is Freudian or Jungian psychoanalysis, such that you have to convince yourself that your brain might be secretly scheming against you. from there, just go full stoic/skeptic with the conviction that you are fundamentally different than any other human.
easiest way to implement - as always - is fake it till you make it

>>41028839 (OP)
ask glowies here, they are good at it.

>>41028839 (OP)
Take a shitload of Adderall and looks at bright lights

IT'S GENETIC YOU DAM MORONS
>T. NIGGER SCHIZO WHO IS CHIMPING MAD AT THESE CONSTANT THREADS

>>41028839 (OP)
Start talking about what happens in your dreams on /x/ until glowies tell you to take your meds.

lol geenetics arnt even real...

>>41028839 (OP)
Befriend a psychopath. You get your schizophrenia. The psychopath gets to hide their ill deeds behind your schizophrenia and get away with all the shit they do. Keep in mind that the psycho wants to kill you so even if you think you're the luckiest girl in the world and got one that isn't bloodthirsty you still need to take note of other ways you might die like prolonged exposure to bad things and suicide.

>>41028913
Just get research chemical LSD analogs from Canada

>>41029086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r18NxsCNZ1E

>>41028839 (OP)
I feel this may be true:
>Schizophrenia wasnt diagnosed because it didnt exist, effectively, it is a function of a self-observant mind regressing into a previous state.
>>41029843
"Evolution" should refer to evolving in the *spiritual* sense, not this monkeys crap. I reckon that's the way it is as a matter of demoralization... 'Cause Chimps are evil creatures.

>>41028839 (OP)
Do you genuinely believe people with schizophrenia wish they had it? You are too young to post here.

>>41029838
heh
They are equally annoying in their own ways.

Sum things just come...
Naturally...
So um there's that...
If your looking for the virtual answer...
Than naturally consumed...
4(han x...
Has a fake and gay version...

One way to get Schizophrenia is to offer the devil access to your mind. Then you will start to hear the voices

OP here, I guess i'm fucked cause talking to myself is already difficult for me to do, and
>>41029139
no thanks, i already know if i ever become schizo that no one will be friends with me and i willl lose my family, im ok with that though, i'm tired of living life on easy mode but unless i somehow can get schizophrenia from a youtube video or some type of audio file then i'm fucked.

>>41030023
i didn't say they did, but it would give me an excuse to be fucked up and not live life on easy mode like im already doing.

>>41028839 (OP)
I gained schizophrenia by inserting dildos into my anus. You should try it, it works

>>41030857
i've done that in the past, it doesn't retard.

>>41028839 (OP)
But a person who is aware of their own insanity can never truly be "insane", someone who is would never be aware of it

>>41030858
I don't know man, it seems like it worked

>>41030864
i mean i can tell you without a doubt i'm not since I still have a roof over my head, haven't done any heavy drugs, and don't think people are watching me 24/7.

>>41030850
You know that you will attract psycos if you become schizo though, right? You'll be wearing a 'you can get away with anything-sign'. It's far worse for tism people though. For whatever reason schizos are mostly immune to gaslighting but everyone else will still believe the psycho over you any day, any time of the month.
A more sound strategy, if you aren't lucky or actually unlucky enough for a psycho to apply fake schizophrenia on you, is to start smoking weed. Weed numbs this while enhances that which will fool a professional into thinking you are psychotic. They go after behaviour rather than biology when deciding this. Have a psychosis for ten years and they will brand you with schizophrenia. This is only hypothetical. I really don't think you should fool the healthcare system.

>>41030914
i'm not trying to get fake schizophrenia, i'm trying to get full on schizophrenia to where I do wind up doing drugs and wind up on the streets, i want to become so fucking unbearable I hate myself and everyone around me, but I can't just go and do that of my own free will. I am not trying to fool any healthcare system i'm not a retard.

>>41030934
in fact I volunteer for any secret government projects that might be going on, although i guess they probably only go for people who already are paranoid so i'm fucked no matter what i do. Oh well.

crystal meditation

>>41030934
If you discover how to get schizophrenia you don't retire with healthcare. You retire with the Nobel Prize.

>>41028839 (OP)
Smoke weed and browse 4chan all day everyday

>>41031158
no thanks

>>41031158
I’ve been doing this for 15 years doc and its not working :(

>>41028839 (OP)
smoke lots of weed and stay awake for 3+ days while staying as high as possible. Add stimulants to increase the psychosis.

Do this a few times and you'll be permanently stuck in that state and develop schizophrenia.

>>41028839 (OP)
Become an ascetic Christian mystic of the woods.

>>41028839 (OP)
by learning to meditate and opening your third eye

>>41028839 (OP)
Force open-eye visualizations of a specific person until the visualization becomes involutary and takes on a life of its own

>>41029941
>Cause Chimps are evil creatures.
well, humans are not that better

Microdose benadryl. 4-5 benadryl an hour. Do it every hour, every day, until you can beat the tired. You'll transcend before you realize it.

>>41028839 (OP)
I lived next to a crematorium as a kid and inhaled the souls and now they talk to me, it made me bronchial too.

>>41028839 (OP)
my brother heavily abused drugs including smoking fent from a coke can. wouldnt recommend it as he is severely fucked up but yeah there u go

>>41028839 (OP)
Stay awake for 3-4 days, the symptoms and neurology are very similar.

>>41028839 (OP)
Create tulpas and start talking to them. Then plenty of synchronicity will follow, then you start divine downloads into your mind and at last you will start going crazy

>>41028839 (OP)
You don’t want it stupid. It’s a bad idea. Don’t do it

>>41028839 (OP)
>the thread that refuses to die

>>41029060
Genetics is not a science dna is not real genomes schizophrenianis not real i win Santorini all those plane crashes and tammano no mae plasma cutter idiots the gloiwes have cancer ar are stuoid splc adl bnai shit brith btfo pedo satanic jeets mossady fags lovers and chat bot satanic reality psychology is tempalrism is a pseudo science in reality heretic shit shut down nasa aka enronnon acid yelstin told that baby fucking religion your president are zio fucktard tools bnai shit brifhbare not your brother of John of God aka John of mosaad much you are dealing with a sskinnwlaker infested retard world of relity denial

>>41029086
Of course becuase no one will ever see a gene its a refuted theory aka protocols of zion debunked loe bybhitler in regards to plants numb nuts even Stalin agreed John Dalton level stupid

>>41028839 (OP)
if you unironically are trying to develop psychosis: just know any underlying traumatic fears you've had your entire life are going to resurface and amplify to 100% and you're gonna be in a state of hell, your new delusions will center around these fears in some way. it's not always some fun whimsy/creative state of mind. it is torture and anxiety. you question everything and trust nothing. things you used to enjoy will likely become boring and repulsive. your cognition will take a massive hit and your IQ can decrease. your identity may crumble.
non-schizo underage people on here like to romanticize the idea of it but it's profoundly life-ruining.
and when you decide you can't take it anymore, what options do you have to treat this self-induced psychosis? your only option are antipsychotics, which will make you even more retarded. you'll gain weight and be perpetually sedated among other side effects.

>>41030856
if you think you're suffering right now it could be way worse. you're probably a kid who is bored and wants to have an interesting life/become "enlightened", if this is the case just get into mysticism and philosophy or some shit and read. take care of urself and stop being silly

>>41028839 (OP)
why would you even... ugh, forget it, youre probably some 17 old fag or so

>>41029834
How?