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Anonymous No.41030785 >>41030802 >>41033476 >>41033629 >>41034467
DBZ battles actually happened
Thousands of years ago, The Angels and Nephilim used to literally fight like DBZ characters. I'm talking massive energy explosions, super sonic flight, and punches so powerful that they generated enough force to cause seismic Shockwave. So every time you see one of those anime battles that's what that shit is in homage to.
Anonymous No.41030802
>>41030785 (OP)
you know what else happened thousands of years ago? me fucking your slob of a mother
Anonymous No.41030817 >>41033629
There was also evanescence and various numetal/alt rock bands playing in the background like skillet and linkin park but the religious institutions wont tell you this.
Migga Biscuit !!wlF6T/CyU+q No.41030959 >>41034407 >>41034481 >>41034488
The tentacle demons from hentai are real too.
Migga Biscuit !!wlF6T/CyU+q No.41033464
Bump to save.
Anonymous No.41033476
>>41030785 (OP)
which ones are the angels and nephilim retard? im gauging how retarded you are based on this answer.
Anonymous No.41033581
I am not even gonna read this post
Just the title angered me to no end
Anonymous No.41033629
>>41030785 (OP)
>>41030817
Undeniable Trvthnuke
Schizos will deny this
Anonymous No.41034381 >>41034420 >>41034439
Chris Chan predicted all of this decades before this post because he is an autistic prophet messiah of the retard clown age. He knew that Goku and Sonic were always real.
Anonymous No.41034401
It probably happened something like that, or maybe it just seemed that way because they were 12 feet tall
KG3 !!v3/1lCxjpi0 No.41034407
>>41030959
Haaaaiiii they certainly are <3<3<3
KG3 !!v3/1lCxjpi0 No.41034420
>>41034381
Based. So happy he's still around and people are coming around to better understand him <3
Anonymous No.41034439 >>41034468 >>41034479
>>41034381
Chris-chan is just a moron, but what he says could have a tinge of truth of it.

I have a theory that every single character, every single universe, even including ones that are completely nonsensical, exist in some shape or form, that's why the thought of the character comes to us.

I think, therefore it exists. If it cannot be thought of, then it doesn't exist.
Anonymous No.41034467
>>41030785 (OP)
Bruh...
Anonymous No.41034468
>>41034439
that's almost exactly what Chris believes, and Sonichu as his patron daemon proves he is the chosen autistic, not you.
KG3 !!v3/1lCxjpi0 No.41034479
>>41034439
Well said : )

Reminds me of one of of my favorite Doctor Who quotes spoken by the Doctor himself:
"There's no such things as stories, there's just things that haven't happened yet."
Van Helsing No.41034481 >>41034491
>>41030959
Eldritch horrors. Picrel. Interesting read.
This is the shit the Nazis went to Antarctica for.
Van Helsing No.41034488
>>41030959
Forgot pic.
KG3 !!v3/1lCxjpi0 No.41034491 >>41034510 >>41034520
>>41034481
Some of them are pretty nice if you get to know them, or ya know, let the uhhh "Special Nuns" tame them and so on :3
Van Helsing No.41034510 >>41034520 >>41034677
>>41034491
Tick Tock..
Van Helsing No.41034520 >>41034624
>>41034491
>>41034510
KG3 !!v3/1lCxjpi0 No.41034624
>>41034520
Ahhh I do love Dethklok <3

Have a hard time picking a fave song. Hatredcopter when I first got into them, but later shifted to Laser Cenon Death Sentence.
Anonymous No.41034677
>>41034510
CWC was trolled for our sins and put on a cross for communing with the virgin mother allegedly. He is a retard for all of us, and is the modern prophet.
Anonymous No.41034696
GODDAMNED SPACE KOREANS