Thread 41032124

the CIA gave me AGP with a microwave blast from a satellite to ruin my life

You too? Take a ticket and wait in line please.

>>41032124 (OP)
You should have gone with the PCI Express port.

>>41032145
>>41032151
autogynephilia

>>41032124 (OP)
Youd think they coulda put a bit less effort into telling you to go fuck yoursrlf eh

>>41032124 (OP)

Immediately start consuming red meat and proteins for the next couple weeks. Also pick up a morning cigarette + black coffee habit. Your testosterone will return.

>>41032188
I destroyed my testosterone with estrogen

whats with the schizophrenia and thinking they're being electrocuted or zapped, I hear that a lot. I've heard two separate people say they feel intense electricity running through them at all times.

It’s literally just porn addiction, I’d be further deep if I lived alone at this point.

Me too bro, me too..
Im currently living in Israel in a hostel.

>>41032199
What solipsism does to a mfer

>>41032124 (OP)
For me, it was a blonde, blue eyed androgynous (possibly demonic) girl my age who visited my mind and daydreams at the age of 4. Now I'm permanently an autogynephile.
There were also tiny adult women in satin gold and silver jumpsuits that I imagined almost to the point of daylight hallucinations at the same age. They seemed related to autogynephilia somehow, too.
I do think autogynephilia is caused by something, I don't know if it's the CIA or something else supernatural. Or just society.

Mine is locked away some where in a dark underground dungeon. She has bee n imprisoned and sealed away into a quartz crystal as long as I have known. The dragon gaurds her cell, that fucker looks like the Balrog from LoTR. We have shouting matches, he evicerates me every time. I never give up saving her. Some times the fucking balrog (fuckrog) sends me on a spiraling journey to no where (other than his big gaping maw) other times he just puts a mask on me and we are fighting even more fucked up things that lurk deeper below the subterranean wastes. I can't tell if we are friends or foes at this point. I'm unsure if dragons can contemplate friendship the way humans do. Maybe fighting and dying over and over translates to friendship to him, i dont fucking know.

>>41032192
Destroy your estrogen with testosterone

>>41032124 (OP)
same dude
luckily for me there are a lot of sexy fembois on the internet i can blast ropes to
unfortunately the ropes have gotten smaller and smaller as the hormones in my food are slowly feminize me
but jokes on them im into that shit
thanks to the microwave blast, you see

>>41032804
Microwave yo brains like chef boyardee

>>41032124 (OP)
Stop drinking and eating from plastic
Take the parasite/metal detox pill
>>41032188
>meat
As long as it’s not low quality meat filled with hormones
Also stop drinking milk, they fill those cows with hormones that make them produce more milk. That shit will give you man boobs.

>>41035179
>stop drinking milk
I’m not brown or retarded so I buy raw milk from a local farm. No hormones or disease risk and it’s actually milk instead of just “white colored calcium protein water” from Lucerne

>>41035305
Absolutely based. I used to get severe sinus pain during rain season. Since I started drinking whole milk again, it completely disappeared.

>>41032124 (OP)
AGP = aggressive periodontitis? can the satellite man fuck with your oral heatlh?