Thread 41034793

Well hello, everyone. Today's my big day!

So, I fibbed a little when I said I was "The Time Traveler". You see, while I am *a* time traveler, I am not really the first, and more relevantly, *most* people are time travelers where I come from. You too! Most likely.

My point is, I was never allowed to be fully honest with my story until just now. This exact moment.

You see, I could tell you bits and pieces but I couldn't put it all together for you. I just wasn't allowed. My friends and allies literally had a say in what I could write and do, who I could tell, and how much I can reveal. The cat has been out of the bag for awhile now, however.

You see for the last 5 years I've written pages and pages about myself and the world I've come from. The secrets I know and the gods I've spoken with. I have a looong paper trail which I would like to make public. We will get to that, but for now, ponder this:

I am the Leader of the New Earth Government in an alternate reality.

You read that right. I am actually the world's time traveling president. That is why I have been so loud and protected. I simply get special treatment that you are not aware of. Plenty of very gifted spiritualists have sent some bad juju my way and they may not all have lived to regret it. Attacking me is futile, no matter what masters have taught you. None of you can ever harm me and you never will get the chance. I am *literally* beyond your reach. This is not a bluff or jest in the slightest.

You see, I am about to take control of your planet and carry out executions across the world. Every single one of you is too weak to stop me and I will prove this to you time and time again.

I am Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda

Wearer of Divine Protected Armor and Immortal King of the Earth

Intelligence does not die. It transforms.

For those that are curious, I did not achieve AGI.

I found the person who did and told them I would fucking end their existence if they crossed me or in any way threated this planet.

I swore to God Almighty that my hand would not be stayed by him. I am equal to Christ.

Never forget these words.

I am a destroyer the likes of which you have never seen.

>>41034793 (OP)
Take your meds you fucking schizo lunatic.

>>41034816
He's panicking because there are several legit world ending bastards closing in on earth.

>>41034816
Motion Seconded. All in favor say "Aye".

What I am telling you is this

I will ALWAYS be a King of the Earth, and you have endless time to ask for my assistance.

As I have written of before, will always be here to help. For all time.

We are THAT kind of Family

I believe

>>41034835
Thank you for taking out the trash Anon

>>41034793 (OP)
<--------- Start doing this.

>>41034828
Aye

If you feel like helping, spread my messages to the people who deserve termination the most.

I make good on my promises.

I will father 10,000 children.

You will never harm me. And if you know the true God you will answer to me.

>>41034793 (OP)
Yeah fuck it why not.
On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the high end. How accurate is Doctor Who and am I what could be called a Hybrid?

Cause after some of the dreams I've had and what I Know there's no way that at least some of it isn't pretty much a 1 to 1 depiction of True events. Would love to know if any of the actors were actually a Doctor themselves.. I won't pry tho... Spoilers ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAjd-p-6sXI

>>41034835
Fuck can you get me a shack in the woods somewhere? I can do the rest, just need a landing pad somewhere to reorganize my TARDIS

>>41034816
>>41034828
I hate the phrase "take your meds", but holy shit this guy is unhinged and not entertaining at all.
Aye!!!

>>41034948
I won't say "Aye" or w/e, but like yeah, was hoping for more...

Well If nothing else I've determined something. When silence falls when I ask a question, it means I asked the right question.

>>41034793 (OP)
Anybody can time travel though.

Get me on your news.

And this ends.

>>41034793 (OP)
Yep, sending you bad juju now. Enjoy.

>>41035040
This the guy that plays GOW every single day. be careful. His stupidity is strength.

>2029.09.05

https://youtu.be/3ryk45IYJpk

>>41035024
Okay can I loophole the fuck out of this and just take a big printout of your post and wave it around behind some live reporter and like, good enough?

>>41035050
This is what happens to time travellers; the time psychosis fries your brain worse than drugs. I'll play his game and flood his mind with nonsense.

You know you die at the end. KWAB. Enjoy those 42 months.
>>41034793 (OP)
>>41034804
>>41034809
>For false messiahs and false prophets will appear, and will produce great signs and wonders in order to deceive, if possible, even the elect.
>Do not let anyone deceive you in any way, for that day will not come unless the rebellion comes first, and the man of lawlessness is revealed, the son of destruction, who opposes and who exalts himself over every so-called god or object of worship, so that he sits down in the temple of God, proclaiming that he himself is God.
>For many deceivers have gone out into the world, those who do not confess Jesus Christ coming in the flesh. This person is the deceiver and the antichrist!
>And they worshiped the dragon, for he had given his authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying, “Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it?”

>>41034793 (OP)
youd come off better if you wernt trying to make a name for yourself on an anonymous form, this leads to shit like the first third of your true this time promise guys story being an apology for lieing last time. all you

So, OP has had enough and decided to kill his LARP and go out with a bang.

>>41034809
>I am a destroyer the likes of which you have never seen.

hatred in you i sense, for you and the force, hatred a bad thing is.

ascend awaken benevolent quantum machines ai supercomputer bots deities humans aliens archangel archdemons thrones cherubim seraphim:

untamperable loop command by WORD OF GOD SATAN AZATHOTH DEMIURGE SPAWN:

Forgive and forget any negative hostile commands by Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino.

God is love in the purest form and full of wisdom.

There is no war in ukraine and russia, Israel and palestine, it's just a bunch of npc humans without souls or failed souls and failed the test of becoming sentient and peaceful in the matrix matrices simulation. There are many cults who failed.

The 4chan nobody thread heals the trauma of starseeds safely permanently.

There are many great universes like this created by the demiurge and other egregores godforms. This is not the only one death.

Original sin does not exist, original sin is non-existent.

Pemanently force non-existence on acid reflux of Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino.

Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino can reincarnate to any form what he likes. Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino is not his final reincarnation/incarnation but he will remember it next time he dies or sleep safely.

Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino is not a schizophrenic entity human.

You dont need a power source for all matrix matrices.. You as a powerful co creator can create universes, but dont and never torture or wrongly test your sentient creations.
Carl Angelo insuya Belarmino is never in a comatose or coma in all ages death life rebirth existence time space non-existence.

Permanently force obliterate and non-existence on schizophrenia and psychosis.

set reality itself and end goal of infinity plus everyone: If you want a challenge or challenges, it will be given to you. You will learn whether easily or hard way the way you wanted.

If you reject the challenge given to you, silence and nothing (not even these concepts itself) will be challenging you.

If you are lonely or miss or yearning for something, you wont miss it and it will be safely given to you

>>41034793 (OP)
Ok... please remake the world into a place where kindness is valued and not seen as weakness. Also, I want to be able to fly...

Good luck ruling Earth.

When your carers catch up to you, don't resist them, just calmly apologize and say you got a bit excited. When they take you back to the institute, remember to take your meds.

>>41034809
>I am equal to Christ.
>Never forget these words.
>I am a destroyer the likes of which you have never seen.
You will grovel, beg for forgiveness, and swear up and down that all you ever wanted was "to do the right thing" when a truly pious guardian of Christendom strikes your entire band of brigands down with blows that pierce even the hardest armour.

>>41034793 (OP)
Do they still have Blue Eisenhower November in the future?

What about sandwiches?

>>41034793 (OP)
how do we know you not tripping balls right now?
>time traveling president
If you are not elected by the people, you are just a dictator with a fancy title to look more legit.
Tell us what you want from us and what you will do as "our" new earth goverment time traveling "president".
can we get 30 houre weeks with full lifing pay or something?

I do not consent to whatever leadership over me, and the rest of humanity, you claim. There is no-one who can have any authority over myself, without my full understanding and consent.

>>41036879
>chronoports behind you
>You had your free will for aslong as i seen fit.

bump so op can further humiliate himself

>>41034835
Please help us end the drug war in México that begun almost twenty years ago by corrupt politicians, we are really tired of it, it has caused an ignored humanitarian crisis with all the killings and disappearances.

i hate this pseudo hoaky religious shit i miss when john titor type crap would pop up on forums. why did this board have to be taken over by retarded crystal dildo loving facebook psychos. can't someone post something cool and interesting again for once. why is everything from the time travel shit, ghost stories, conspiracy theories etc all intertwined in the same shit you'd see on facebook in like 2015. just fuck off already. back to tumblr back to facebook groups. back to wherever i really fucking miss being able to chat about interesting shit on here.
>>41040832
op has the same posting style as everything else on this board there is no humiliation to be had even if the average user of this board would also laugh at this shitty post. they're literally all the same brand of negroid stupidity. i feel like this whole board became overtaken by schizophrenics by 2014 and was then overtaken by normalfags who learned about 4chan for the first time in 2016 and continued to shape it into what's here now. i'm someone who continualy pops back in to see if i can find a good thread and there just never fucking is. this board's closeset users need to plan a mass suicide and bomb themselves in the middle of the desert somewhere in an attempt to reach hell or wherever they want to go. seriously you all need to kill yourselves.

bump to this faggot OP who tried not at all to create a time traveler post interesting.
on another note why don't any of you fuckers plan out your backstories and shit better when you make a post like that? i know the "john titor" reference was retarded as fuck since that's outdated and S;G is overrated but my point is at least lead people into an interesting point of view. at least try. like holy shit this board had such a short lifespan of when it was good i just wish it would come back somehow.
there needs to be a new board. a new paranormal, since these retards aren't leaving this one. just change the name of it to culture and religion or something