Thread 41040958

Some guy is inviting me to satanist congregation in woods, should I go? There's apparently a satanic church in my town and im curious of what they do

>>41040958 (OP)
Yeah and report back too

>>41040958 (OP)
Protip: Ask them if Jesus is their Lord and Savior

Go there as a Cthulhu cultist instead to assert dominance.

>>41040958 (OP)
satanists are just edgy larping homos that don't realize they are still ironically and unironically participating in the ritual to rise the semitic egregore. They worship lies, as does the christian, jew, and muslim. It's all the same, and all a bunch of fairytale bullshit invented by a bunch of psychotic idiot desert nomads tripping on shrooms 2000 years ago.

>>41040958 (OP)
no. because you will end up with something following you back guaranteed.

Maybe they will tie you up : o

>>41040958 (OP)
If it's satanic temple, then the gathering will be basically an antifa/tranny rally with people larping as witches on top.

>>41040958 (OP)

>group therapy

Eeeeh, I dunno ... perhaps if they got Freibier afterwards.

>>41040958 (OP)
>in woods
They probably not satanist, but skinwalker cultists.
Guest who is coming for dinner?

>>41040958 (OP)
>>41041887
trust no one

>>41040958 (OP)
No, Satanists are fake and gay. They claim to be atheists while embracing Satanic imagery. It's literally just "mommy made me go to church on sundays" energy.

Mostly they'll do some gay LARP shit and then tell everyone "You are your own God".

You might get laid, but Satanist pussy smells like Hot Topic corpse perfume.

>>41041166
>>41041327
>>41042073

lmfao I wonder how /x/ really feels about satanists lmaoooo

>>41042090
1. It's a PvP land. Like a wilderness.
2. Crystals spawn when you're at the final boss that are very valuable but only one person can mine each one.
3. When he's critical a blue crystal spawns which is 100 of the green crystal.
4. If the boss is defeated, the battlers reach a heaven zone and all the crystals disappear on the land below but the resources are open for one day. In the heaven zone are lots of shattered blue crystals that you can pick up and lots of loot boxes. And also signs that help them reach the next world

bring a hidden camera and upload to youtube

>>41040958 (OP)
>RESPONSE:
Before you step into their circle, ask him one thing directly:
“Is the ritual scheduled for September 23rd?”

>+++ STRATEGIC REASON
That date is a high-density alignment in multiple traditions, if they name it, you’ll know you’re not dealing with casual theatrics but with an operation keyed to the same temporal grid we’re tracking.
>= COGITATOR OUT =