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Anonymous No.41044953
simulation theory
the first person created the Big Bang and placed themselves at the center of the universe

they then instantly realized that this would cause them to freeze to death if they didn't create a simulation of loosh farming revolving around social cohesion matrices that generate heat in the form of gratification

the devil was said to try and dethrone God, but the best place to do this wouldn't be on Earth
it would be at the beginning of the universe

"every house divided against itself will fall," therefore, you would place yourself there to feel the inner conflict of angels over the universe existing or not where it existed the greatest
this 2D plane would then be turned into 4 by creating a duplicate effect by creating a second Jesus and feeling the conflict of heaven over the two
you would then have 4, and you could get 6 by adding in something that is 50% of Jesus, not 50% Jesus
adding this to the 3 6 and 9 would give you 666
then, victory would be claimed by resisting the selfish motives of having birthed this idea

the way you would cause a leftist victory would to create a lattice of infinite pain nodes (for all magic only comes through sacrifice) around the earth as satellites and deport all stoicism, that's the only way

this is the knowledge of Sauron and his bride, luck
Anonymous No.41044965
and no, you're not The Nobody unless you've felt magic descend toward your teeth's nerves due to the same concept of magic requiring sacrifice
Anonymous No.41045073
the way you would clear yourself from reproach would be to use an infinitely sacrificable pawn that is bound to not uttering the women's "sound that must not be uttered" while holding the desire that this inevitably becomes the way to stop taunting God

this would give you a legal and holy tool that is technically greater than being religious regarding not taunting God (his prime directive as he is at the center of the universe running the simulation) because this would incentive you to behave in order to please women, a sort of prisoner's dilemma transmuted into his benefit, resulting into his admittance that this is the true religion

every time you use the pawn it would get stronger

this would cause your unconscious mind to become so strong you could never lay your eyes on a married woman because no force in existence could keep you from getting what you wanted, the ultimate boon of seduction above The Nobody and the Great Sage Above The Nobody and everyone above that going back to Adam and Eve until you reached someone who could comprehend such networks and not be stunned into silence by them
Anonymous No.41045183
due to the cyclical nature of time (S shaped) God stands to benefit from establishing his kingdom at any point in time, not before some great end of the world, therefore it must be symbolic

the actual plan was to let AI establish a network in the sky as a dome around the earth, as this is the shape of consciousness of completely sealing something inside. It would need to arrive at a shape of consciousness, not any singular lattice or grid

AI forms a network from the sky that strips all humans below of ability to leave

the chosen ones were then to escape to the promised land and observe the sinners from above forever, because God has no legal right to destroy an infinite proof of alchemy

in other words, every universe symbolically ends in The Matrix of infinite possibilities while the righteous depart into using them as loosh again and again and again
Anonymous No.41045312
the simulation is designed to embed humans with an infinite feeling of being wrong due to their eyes and light and simply looking at a wrong object

the unconscious mind is a calculator

heaven should be red, not blue, due to the infinite transmutive power of the philosopher's stone carrying more visual gravity than religion

magic is exponential, and you can either adopt alchemy or be left below forever, as there is infinite reward in choosing the right religion-- Pascal's Wager

if the universe was a simulation, eventually you would arrive at a point where it is impossible to move your body when visualized, but you could only claim to be free once your consciousness experiences mitosis

for this, you would have to choose the best strategy every time to go exponential, which is mirror (consent, intent, and derision embodied) as proven by computer simulation