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Anonymous No.41046357 >>41046362 >>41046367 >>41046370 >>41048054 >>41048376 >>41048402 >>41049647 >>41053374
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Anonymous No.41046362 >>41053423 >>41053962
>>41046357 (OP)
nigger
Anonymous No.41046367 >>41049236
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Anonymous No.41046460 >>41053032 >>41057487
>>41046370
this is exactly how it would and will go
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>>41046438
Oof
Anonymous No.41046888
>>41046438
Fucking lmao
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Anonymous No.41048054 >>41062304
>>41046357 (OP)
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Anonymous No.41048402
>>41046357 (OP)
4D IQ, nice.
Anonymous No.41048413 >>41049273 >>41055988
Anonymous No.41048917 >>41053334 >>41053978
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i yam who i yam
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>>41046367
I need a beer already.
Anonymous No.41049273
>>41048413
blessed
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Anonymous No.41049647
>>41046357 (OP)
Yer picrel is the best thing on /x/ in ages. Good work.
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Anonymous No.41050732 >>41051522 >>41054422 >>41058442
Anonymous No.41051111
>>41049676
time to take another hit of feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH8UtqE6ZP8
Anonymous No.41051136 >>41051719
>>41046375
So if I never goon am I resisting the demiurge?
Anonymous No.41051522 >>41062080
>>41050732
Truly schizoid Christcuckery in action.
Anonymous No.41051719
>>41051136
After you die you realize you didn't need to resist anything and could have done anything you wanted.
It's like a videogame where you can fuck all the girls but restrain for reasons.
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>>41046370
>>41046460
tfw no gormotti girlfriend :(
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Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.41053334
>>41048917
Literally me
Anonymous No.41053374
>>41046357 (OP)
Unironically good
Anonymous No.41053423
>>41046362
I laughed.
Anonymous No.41053504
>>41046375
A fat Mexican girl grabbed my ass in a video arcade on vacation in Florida in the 80's when I was maybe 12? As desperate as I was for female attention I was inexplicably repulsed by the gesture and fled. I've never understood that encounter, but this is a possible explanation.
Anonymous No.41053512 >>41056557
>>41047398
The panels are in the wrong order.
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>>41050672
Holy fruck, nicely done nigger.
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>>41046362
Stunning and brave
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>>41048917
Chicken man
S.I.M No.41053993
>muh divsion.

NOPE
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Anonymous No.41054422 >>41056308 >>41060107 >>41060776
>>41050732
I wonder why the colors of the 4 horseman (red, yellow, white, black) are also the same colors as the 4 different alchemical steps of making the philosophers stone, also the 4 colors of the elements, and the 4 colors representing the humors of the body?

What about those colors together is so significant?
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Anonymous No.41055165 >>41056646
I wish I had schizophrenia, you people make it seem so fun
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Mother-anon !!ko/+aCFF8aI No.41055680
>>41050727
i am a dark aryan surrounded by light aryans.
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>>41048413
the original neil degrasse tyson
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>>41054422
Look into colour language development. It's some of the earliest colours that are named.
Anonymous No.41056557
>>41053512
Maybe
NoBoDy !NoBoDyvcdE No.41056646 >>41056671
>>41055165
The only fun is when I go off my meds, I get an insane amount of energy and creativity. Then the voices start..
Anonymous No.41056671 >>41056686
>>41056646
So just banish them in the name of Jesus Christ, what’s the big deal?
NoBoDy !NoBoDyvcdE No.41056686 >>41056722 >>41059602
>>41056671
they're not demons, I think i'm tapping into other realities and timelines, i think i'm more sensitive to that stuff, even the PC I can feel the energy it emits and I absorb, like an electric fuzz that's pleasant to be around
Anonymous No.41056722
>>41056686
There’s only one reality and there’s no timeline. Only the now, only all that exists. The tormentors are either internally generated blockages, which can be healed, or they’re external ghosts trying to feed on you, which can be expelled. Either way, Jesus is the answer.
Anonymous No.41057363 >>41057368 >>41057391
Kind of an /x/ /v/ crossover edition.
Anonymous No.41057368 >>41057373 >>41057391
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Anonymous No.41057373 >>41057378 >>41057391
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>>41057363
>>41057368
>>41057373
>>41057378
>>41057383
Some letters are missing. Still cool.
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>>41057468
Kek. This happens all the time on /x/.
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>>41046460
I think they will be fox girls honestly.
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>>41057482
Major kek
Anonymous No.41057546 >>41058671
This is pretty obscure so I'm gonna let you know it's from the movie time bandits.
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>>41050732
i think ive seen shit like this in mexico, with even more surreal scenes
Anonymous No.41058457 >>41060571
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>>41057546
>Subject was then euthanized with a sustained burst of automatic weapons fire.
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Anonymous No.41058942 >>41058956
>>41058928
idgi
Anonymous No.41058956 >>41058970
>>41058942
michelle stabs bill with a pocket knife right after the video loops
Anonymous No.41058970
>>41058956
oh. haha!
Anonymous No.41059167
i miss alex...
Anonymous No.41059281
>>41049616
I love when crystal girls nerd out about their setup.
I love when anyone nerds out about whatever they are passionate about though.
BODY No.41059447 >>41060521
The Wild Man, 1566.
Anonymous No.41059490
>>41058388
Wish him good luck
Anonymous No.41059574
>>41053324
Well it's true, where's the humor?
Anonymous No.41059602
>>41056686
Possibly, but I would be aware of possible NHI influence, positive, negative and neutral.
Anonymous No.41060086
Huge thank you to the meme anon ITT. You just made my day a whole lot better. We love you.
Anonymous No.41060100
>wojak garbage for people born after the year 2000
Anonymous No.41060107
>>41054422
Also the Native American Medicine Wheel
Anonymous No.41060116
>>41057482
fucking lol
Anonymous No.41060194 >>41061200
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>>41059447
Nice find, thanks.
Anonymous No.41060568
>>41058388
I wish for revenge on our enemies (the same enemies who killed him and enslave us), wish for the power to vanquish them and those of their ilk permanently, and wish him luck on his journey through the afterlife.
Anonymous No.41060571 >>41060798
>>41058457
Genuinely though why are women so fucking horrible? Every time I crave the company of women that feeling goes away the nanosecond I finished fucking some bitch from the bar or tinder
Anonymous No.41060628
>>41058228
aged poorly after what happened in the recent news
Anonymous No.41060776
>>41054422
white black yellow red is the colors of the NATO flag for the number 9
Anonymous No.41060786
>>41058388
I wish for POWER, enough power to have everything I ever wanted without resistence.
Anonymous No.41060798 >>41061940
>>41060571
>why can i not make meaningful connections with those i dehumanize a priori?
it's the biggest mystery in existence
Anonymous No.41061200 >>41062179
>>41060194
Kek that's good.
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>>41060798
Ironic that you accuse me of making assumptions when that's literally what you're doing. My worldview is informed by practical experience these ideas didn't form in a vacuum.

Sorry the truth hurts so much cunt
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>>41051522
Is that voice from basement?
Anonymous No.41062179
>>41061200
100% they are manipulating all social media including 4chan and X and running psyops constantly to change what people think

The UK government does it too and even admitted to it. They call it the nudge unit. After an African butchers children, the MI5 turns up and coaches the grieving family on exactly what they should say, if they refuse they do not get any media coverage.
Anonymous No.41062304
>>41048054
This one hits hard
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Anonymous No.41062997
>>41057477
Shit they worked out we are DTF