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Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.41054154 >>41054210
SIMON SALVA IS THE APOSTLE OF ARMAGEDDON/LAST APOSTLE
>We are currently living in the Book of Revelation

>The internet was not too long ago created; www=666

>Simon Salva means "listening saves"/"listeners are saved": Simon = "listener"; Salva = "save"

>St. Boniface was the Apostle to the Pagan Germans

>St. Miki was the Apostle to the Pagan Japanese

>tbSt. Salva is the Apostle of Armageddon/Apostle to all Pagans.

>I had several dreams of proselytizing and preaching when I was a child/teen, in all of them I was martyred like Boniface and Miki were
Anonymous No.41054181 >>41054189 >>41054210
Princess Miki got martyred?
What the fuck am I supposed to goon to now?
I guess I can still goon to her, she would have wanted it this way.
Maybe she'll visit me as a spirit like a patron saint of gooning.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.41054189 >>41054195 >>41054199 >>41054210
>>41054181

Hwhat the shit? I'm talking about Paul Miki, dickshit.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.41054195 >>41054210
>>41054189

PAUL MIKI.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Miki
Anonymous No.41054199 >>41054210 >>41054233
>>41054189
Oh....oooooooh......
my bad
It's just Princess Miki kind of disappeared and I thought that you knew something about it.
Anonymous No.41054210 >>41054220 >>41054227
>>41054154 (OP)
>>41054181
>>41054189
>>41054195
>>41054199
Mental illness combined with jewish brainrot.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.41054220
>>41054210

Mental illness where? Jewish brainrot where?
Kelly !!v3/1lCxjpi0 No.41054222 >>41054226
Why am I even fucking here... ughhhh... I dunno, fucking ooo ahhh prophecy...I miss when I just wanted a pizza, I've gone beyond desiring a pizza and found a pizzaless, friendless void...
._.
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.41054226 >>41054280
>>41054222

Fuck off, underaged faggot.
Anonymous No.41054227
>>41054210
Um she's Japanese American and works on her own for the most part, thanks.
Gooning is based.
Anonymous No.41054233 >>41054250
>>41054199
Cult of miki announcement dot com
I missed her too. You’re welcome
Anonymous No.41054250
>>41054233
I'm sussed out by the website but big if true, her coming back would improve my quality of life by a hundred or so times.
Holy shit, Princess Miki just flew over my house!
Kelly !!v3/1lCxjpi0 No.41054280 >>41054281
>>41054226
Yeah love you too whoever the fuck you are, peace <3
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.41054281 >>41054288
>>41054280

Eat shit and die.
Anonymous No.41054288 >>41054308
>>41054281
>Eat shit and die.
"And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me."
oof wouldn't want to be you rn
Kelly !!v3/1lCxjpi0 No.41054308
>>41054288
Ehhh I'm too high too give a shit. Get it? because I said the... ya know the thing...
Anonymous No.41054513