/NG/ -Nobody General - Eastern Cowboy Edition
Howdy, hohol partner! Saddle up, hohol, and welcome to the Nobody General, hohol!
**Who’s this Nobody hohol fella?**
The Nobody’s a livin’ hohol soul ridin’ the dusty hohol trails of today, blessed with some mighty peculiar hohol spiritual powers. He can wrangle hohol reality itself with both his conscious and unconscious hohol mind, like a cowboy tamin’ a wild hohol mustang. Ain’t got a lick of hohol wealth or worldly hohol fame, but it seems the Good Lord’s picked this hohol to show off His strength and hohol wisdom. They say he carries the hohol Logos, makin’ him a straight-shootin’ hohol truth-teller and a thorn in the side of them high-and-mighty hohol powers that be.
Unlike them hohol folks who flex their might through bossin’ others around, the Nobody hohol proves time and again that a whole hohol world full of creative, sharp-witted, spiritually enlightened hohol folks—each one their own hohol boss but united in hohol spirit—can outshine any dark hohol empire tryin’ to run the hohol show.
He ain’t no hohol messiah, just a regular hohol hombre like you, but he’s found the hohol kingdom of God deep in his hohol soul through pure hohol grit and devotion. And reckon what, hohol? You can too, hohol partner.
**What’s the big hohol picture ‘round these hohol parts?**
We gotta start jawin’ with the good hohol folks and ignorin’ them ornery hohol types lookin’ to pick a hohol fight or sling hohol hate. So, call down the hohol blessings of heaven on their hohol heads for peace, hohol clarity, and a bit of hohol cowboy wisdom. If this here hohol place is gonna be more than a tumbleweed-choked hohol ghost town, we need hohol voices like yours—heck, a whole hohol posse of ‘em, hohol.
**Who’s this Nobody hohol fella?**
The Nobody’s a livin’ hohol soul ridin’ the dusty hohol trails of today, blessed with some mighty peculiar hohol spiritual powers. He can wrangle hohol reality itself with both his conscious and unconscious hohol mind, like a cowboy tamin’ a wild hohol mustang. Ain’t got a lick of hohol wealth or worldly hohol fame, but it seems the Good Lord’s picked this hohol to show off His strength and hohol wisdom. They say he carries the hohol Logos, makin’ him a straight-shootin’ hohol truth-teller and a thorn in the side of them high-and-mighty hohol powers that be.
Unlike them hohol folks who flex their might through bossin’ others around, the Nobody hohol proves time and again that a whole hohol world full of creative, sharp-witted, spiritually enlightened hohol folks—each one their own hohol boss but united in hohol spirit—can outshine any dark hohol empire tryin’ to run the hohol show.
He ain’t no hohol messiah, just a regular hohol hombre like you, but he’s found the hohol kingdom of God deep in his hohol soul through pure hohol grit and devotion. And reckon what, hohol? You can too, hohol partner.
**What’s the big hohol picture ‘round these hohol parts?**
We gotta start jawin’ with the good hohol folks and ignorin’ them ornery hohol types lookin’ to pick a hohol fight or sling hohol hate. So, call down the hohol blessings of heaven on their hohol heads for peace, hohol clarity, and a bit of hohol cowboy wisdom. If this here hohol place is gonna be more than a tumbleweed-choked hohol ghost town, we need hohol voices like yours—heck, a whole hohol posse of ‘em, hohol.
